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 Posted - 09/11/2004 : 12:39:06
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Thats such a good idea! I could have me a fortune cookie e company, I think I'll call it "deal"
the room smelled like cupids gym
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kathryn
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Posted - 09/12/2004 : 05:58:25
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no, no, no. you should call it "smells like cupid's gym" and people will confuse it for a cobain ripoff but forum members will know what it's about
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Posted - 09/12/2004 : 05:59:44
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ooooh, going to go reserve the web space right now....
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 09/12/2004 : 15:10:28
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I think that might turn people off. I certainly wouldn't want to buy food products from a place called "Smells Like Cupid's Gym."
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Posted - 09/12/2004 : 15:38:40
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hah, one of my cookies will be
If you excpect her to swallow it, you should at least taste it yourself first
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whoreatthedoor
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 05:15:24
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After reading this sentece, who can eat a cookie?
You're an awful bussinessman.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 12:07:18
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buisnesswoman whore.
I think it'll go down well..... arf
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shineoftheever
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 12:13:56
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c'mon up out of the gutter now tre, we need you on your feet, not your knees now dear.
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 12:15:40
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hmph
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 13:43:00
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I am too shy to rent porn or buy it. I know the people who work at places where it's rented or sold don't even think about it, but still, I just can't be that guy renting or buying porn.
And I can't look at porn online sitting here in the student commons with tons of people around.
I only have one porn tape and I am REALLY sick of it. And it's a Chasey Lain porn who I'm not all that into. I'd actually rather have a Jenna porn, fake looking slut that she may be. She's good at what she does. I'm a big fan of the average looking girls in porn. That's where it's at. And I can't get into the girl on girl thing. A guy has to be involved. I like to pretend I'm the guy.
My imagination works fine sometimes, but it is nice to have visuals... as well as audio... the noises women make... that's my favorite part.
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kathryn
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:00:56
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You can order videos from catalogues, you know. I've heard told, that is. Sex shops like babesintoyland sell DVDs and videos online and via catalogues. Plus they ship discreetly so your granny and the nun who lives next door will never know what bad TarTar's up to.
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:06:03
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or get drunk first, although never buy the ones from the late night garage that come free with the magazine as they are supremely shit. What about porn channels? Channel 4 here is practically a porn channel after 10pm, it's great
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bumblebeeboy2
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:10:19
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or get drunk first, although never buy the ones from the late night garage that come free with the magazine as they are supremely shit. What about porn channels? Channel 4 here is practically a porn channel after 10pm, it's great
the room smelled like cupids gym
channel 4?!? channel 4?!!?!?!?!?!?! what???!? WHAT?!
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 15:13:27
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yeah! I've been watching some primo channel 4 action! all swingers and hollywood sex and 100 most sexual blah blahs and "artistic" films it's your naked people everywhere, it's not hardcore but it's most entertaining
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kathryn
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:20:12
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hollywood sex? what the hell is that? it sounds downright awful. have i ever had hollywood sex, i wonder?
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:26:43
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It's hilarious, in it's awfullness, some people will give anything a go
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kathryn
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:30:13
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I believe that, but what makes it "Hollywood" sex?
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Posted - 09/13/2004 : 17:38:21
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Filmed in hollywood I believe, there was this one man who's wife wanted to become a stripper and a porn star and he said she could only do it if she had a group sex session and he filmed it, so he advertised for it and got all these manky men to come and fuck his wife, it was real nasty, then there was the woman trussed up in a rocking chair andt it was over a huge drum of water, they'd tip her head into the water, she was upside down legs splayed and then they fired a jet of water at her clit, and bring her up and repeat the process till she came, sounded like a bloody asthmatic seagull wen she did mind
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 09/14/2004 : 01:07:11
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I have 6 porno channels via satellite, one of them with gay movies. 24 hours a day. Now I'm sick of porn movies.
I saw a funny situation last week: It was a scene with a boy and two girls pretending to be nuns. And you know, it was a typical bunch of meat with short camera takes. It shows a woman's hand touching "youknowwhat" to the other. That girl says: "Oh, sister, You have divine hands". But the translation actress noticed it was her own hand and said something like: "Oh yes, darling, but this is your own hand". And the other translation actress, feeling ashamed: "Hey, it's true!!! But it's soooooo gooooood!!!!!
Guess these things only happens with low budget translated movies.
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Posted - 09/14/2004 : 12:50:14
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they don't make them like russ meyers anymore
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bumblebeeboy2
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Posted - 09/14/2004 : 13:09:16
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don't have any porn channels, but whenever i'm over at my girlfriend's parents, i can never get used to using the digital remote, and before i know what's happened i'm flicking through the porn channels (that are of course scrambled anyway), but that's normally about the point my gf or her parents come in, with me red faced, trying desperately to get it off the porn channels, but there's so flaming many of them! takes ages to get to the end of them!
And it's hard to be a human being, and it's harder as anything else, and I'm lonesome when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself, and I miss you when you're around. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 09/14/2004 : 13:38:17
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I've banned them to avoid those situations. You can only have access to them if you know an special trick.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/14/2004 : 14:55:58
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Which of course you do right?
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 09/14/2004 : 23:26:12
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I do, I do. I've invented the trick, so I'm the porn master in my home.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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