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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
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 Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:09:05
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How do I get rid of the smell of beer on my breath?
I should've gone to this godawfull family thing with my partner when work fortunately intervened. When I arrived at work the case was cancelled and shortly thereafter a good friend called. We went out for a few beers. So I'm back home and I'm sure I smell.
I've 1 hour.
Help.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:15:04
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I've heard you can suck on a penny. Never tried it.
Do you smoke? Keep smoking.
Drink coffee.
Tic Tacs, Orbit, Certs, Listerene...parsley.
Not all at the same time of course...
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:16:14
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DOn't smoke, won't suck a penny!
Sucking on a piece of lime now.
Practicing my "sober" look.
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Edited by - offerw on 09/03/2004 10:16:57 |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:19:11
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| Lots of water, and maybe some hot green tea? Definitely ginger, fresh or candied, if you've got it. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:19:42
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Let us know how it turns out...
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Adam
= Cult of Ray =
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:35:11
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Don't forget to brush your teeth. That cannot make it any worse.
Free the Heel! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:37:10
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| Brush your teeth, gargle mouthwash and suck some mints-make sure they're not beer-flavored!(ha ha! hilarious!) |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:38:24
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Lots of water........... shees the beer is making me pee every five minutes already. Ginger chucked out last week, it went all rubbery and dark green in the fridge for some reason.
I'm boiling some hot water for the tea now.
I'm going to be in trouble for sure. I'll be asked how it went at work and I'll have to come out with my story.
But. I figure if I do not smell of beer at least I won't be in that much trouble....
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:42:54
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Wahh-pssshhhh
(btw, that's the sound of a whip cracking, hehe;)
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:42:56
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you could always tailor your lie to involve drinking; like, your client took you out for lunch and insisted on buying you a drink.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:53:53
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There is absolutely no way whatsoever I can involve a story of drinking with my line of work. I'll be honest except for the drinking bit.
My gums are sore from the brushing and my ears flushing pink from the hot tea.
wilhelm |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 11:00:00
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what do you do, work for the church? just kidding.
that's cool. i just figure, if you're going to lie, you may as well go all the way.. make it really convoluted.
or just tell the truth.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 13:06:43
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We kissed hello, I passed the test. Still I'm in trouble for not going but I'm sure it would have been worse.
I'm also sober and this thread seems silly now.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 13:22:20
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GET DRUNK!!
lol.
ohalexanderiseeyoubeneaththearchwayofaerodynamics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 13:57:17
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what do you do, work for the church?
Nah, then he could just say it was sacramental.
Yeah, I know they usually use wine, but what are you going to do?
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 02:35:54
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Our friend Wilhelm is an anaesthesist. Just say that there was a shortage of morphine and so you had to use beer.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 10:21:15
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How would she know that you were not in work? Does she work there too, or is she having an affair with one of your colleagues?
Just kidding.
Then again, it IS a possibility.
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 13:15:38
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My colleagues are mostly overweight, bitter men of fifty years and older.
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 05:32:14
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ha! The anaesthetists I know are total drunkards but I don't mind 'cos usually they pay. I went on an aneasthetists leaving do three weeks ago, man did that get UGLY, damn man and his damn tequilla, damn piggyback rides, damn car climbimg, damn bruises....
the room smelled like cupids gym
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The smell of beer
