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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
 Posted - 09/03/2004 : 08:09:24
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Our worries are over! He even has a US patent.
http://www.alexchiu.com/
Also included: explanation and proof of God.
(S'alright, you can thank me later.) |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 08:17:10
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This image alone is priceless:
'Meat' |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 08:17:35
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| I have one and so far it's been working gr |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 08:21:58
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| this is old shit. i know someone who got the clicks but never recieved it. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 09:30:00
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Quote from this loser's page: "So many people call me up to laugh at me and insult me everyday. But I don't care. All I know is that my device works. If you don't try Alex Chiu's immortality, you have to wait for Jesus to come."
Personally, I'll put my money on the return of Jesus, which is just as likely as a device like this one actually working. |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 09:32:00
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quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
I have one and so far it's been working gr
Dean, the Immortality Device fell off your fingers when you were typing??? WHY WHY WHYYYYY |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 11:02:30
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I think I'll just wait for Jesus to come.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 11:10:54
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Okay someone's gotta pick these rings up just to keep us amused.
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 12:33:27
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Wow,not only do they let you life forever,they also cure diabetes,reduce cellulite,increase ones sexual drive,increase your IQ 10-20 points,cure impotence and heals radiation scars.All taken from the testimonials.
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 12:49:40
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| Darn. He beat me to it. Now what am I going to do... I better patent those immortal belly button rings ASAP. |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 12:52:22
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Dang,I was just gonna add my testimonial(They gave me anal warts amongst other things) and then it tells me they review the messages first.He must get this sorta stuff a lot.
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If you have insulted Alex, let me tell you this:
I know lots of people think Alex Chiu is a mad man, a crazy person, a psycho. But why do we need a person like Chiu? Imagine if Einstein, Tesla, Eddison, the Wright Brothers, and Alexander Bell never existed. These people were all considered as 'crazy mad men' before they became famous. Imagine that two men are able to allow a heavy machine to fly. Imagine that you can record your voice so that people in the next century can hear your voice. Imagine speaking to your mother who is thousands of miles away through wire. If these eccentric inventors and scientists did not exist, we would still be in stone age right now. You will still be hunting for food with spears and arrows. Do you want to live in a world where eccentric inventors and scientists don't exist? I don't think so. Actually, these eccentric inventors and scientists built humanity. Without them, there is no humanity. Without them, humans are just another type of monkeys.
Guess I'll just go find somewhere else to be immature
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 12:57:02
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Originally posted by PixieSteve
this is old shit. i know someone who got the clicks but never recieved it.
Don't worry, PixieSteve. Just listen to "Filter". He knows what's up.
"Posted by Filter on September 05, 192003 at 22:55:48:http://www.alexchiu.com/howtoad/wwwboard.html
Got my rings. Please read before ordering yours
Hey. I'm happy to say I got my rings as promised by Alex. I just want to let you guys know the process so you don't start panicing like I did.
When I first placed my order, I was under the impression that the rings would be at my door in 2 weeks. When this didn't happen and I didn't hear a response from Alex, I began to panic. Truth is, after the fact I read on these boards that Alex does not process the affiliate orders until about 4 weeks after placing your order. From there, it's a matter of how long the mail system takes.
Alex is a man of his word and if you order the rings, you will receive them. He works without confirmation so don't worry if you don't hear a thing. Just sit back and wait. Alex will come through as promised.
Using this advice, hopefully you can avoid some stress too. Thank you Alex. Rings are great."
He is obviously someone I can personally trust. He says "Rings are great", and I kinda like rings too!
So, like I said, it's pretty much no risk. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 13:03:41
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"Only Alex Chiu has the solution to a unified world, unless you can think of a better one.."
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 13:55:44
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If this guy is immortal, why can't he make the time to design a non-shitty web page?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 14:01:01
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That should read, ""Only Alex Chiu has the solution to a unified world, unless you can think of an equal or greater one.."
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 14:45:45
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This is a proof of God's existence. Every single trader knows that God exists. His name is George Soros.
As for the immortality thing, my friend Duncan McLeod told me that milk is the true secret of immortality.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 17:49:09
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Any particular kind of milk?
And whatever happened to ambrosia?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1938 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 20:10:33
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"Philosophers have wasted their own and their readers' time in speculations upon the Immortality of the Soul; the Alchemists have pored for centuries over their crucibles in the vain hope of discovering the Elixer or the Stone. Meanwhile, in every pond and river, one may find Carps that have outlived three Platos and half a dozen Paracelsuses. The secret of Eternal Life is not to be found in old Books, nor in liquid Gold, nor even in Heaven; it is to be found in the Mud and only awaits a skilful Angler."
¡Viva los Católicos! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 21:32:54
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
If this guy is immortal, why can't he make the time to design a non-shitty web page?
thank you for the laugh
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 11:50:29
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You're welcome. With so many attempts at humor, I'm bound to come out with something actually funny every once in a while, right?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 11:54:59
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Especially if you live forever.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 12:24:18
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But some comedians are more appreciated after they die.
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 13:04:54
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 14:08:46
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Who wants to liiiiiiive foreveeeeer
Who wants to liiiiiiive foreveeeeer
Love must diiiiiiiiee
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 16:26:54
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Can't you already use a Game Genie to live forever?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/05/2004 : 08:36:01
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up down left right abab
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 10:29:46
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Has anyone else's arrived yet? I am starting to get worried now.
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 11:35:36
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Don't worry. You can wait forever.
Oh, wait. Not until AFTER you get the device. Damn.
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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astrology
= Cult of Ray =
Saint Lucia
252 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 12:36:45
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Since nobody believes in God, everyone believes anything
Chiuuuuuuuuuuuu
is the sound of the Mandarin of the Rings and his affiliate flea Circus fleein away with ur money.
Fu-Man-Chiuu and his unified scam...
The Israeli spy-ring. will live forever?
I'm a pistolero, i'm not shakin in my boots
I'm the ruler of this moon, if u move I shoots
Shootin Star Gathers no Mosss |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 13:21:49
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quote:
Originally posted by astrology
Since nobody believes in God, everyone believes anything
~ Dostoyevsky ~ |
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astrology
= Cult of Ray =
Saint Lucia
252 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 19:48:19
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Dostioffsky, as per jack kerouac's friend..
off-sky or Abstract Planes (they are also UFOS)
I'm a pistolero, i'm not shakin in my boots
I'm the ruler of this moon, if u move I shoots
Shootin Star Gathers no Mosss, spreads It. |
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Eternal life device
