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Homers_pet_monkey
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 Posted - 10/02/2004 : 15:11:47
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Do you really care Mel? I wouldn't give a fuck what happened to me if people tried to censor what I said on here (I don't mean Dean or Dave, I mean the net in general). Freedom of speech girl!
So come on, what are they planning to bomb?
Seriously though, I am coming to London on 29th October for two nights if anyone fancies meeting me.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 10/02/2004 : 15:19:32
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Maybe you should raffle yourself off, or auction yourself to the highest bidder on eBay.
I'd be highly intrigued to see the bids...
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 05:46:29
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Hmmm, has anything ever sold for 1 pence on there?
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bumblebeeboy2
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 05:55:49
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you reckon a whole penny huh?
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 09:29:21
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 09:44:18
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry it was too hard to resist, I'd pay, ooh at least three pennies.. heh heh, SORRY! I don't mean it, five pennies.. hahaha, aww mikey-boy you know I'm kidding
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 14:47:22
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Why you in good old london town Mikey? Ofcourse, Excuse to go tolondon and hang out with my northern buddie, I am there!
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Posted - 10/04/2004 : 08:57:37
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can you top my 5p though Mel, the bids in
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/06/2004 : 07:06:59
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oh, I think I can stretch to....*drum roll*.............................................................................................................................................................................................
7 pennies! DO i get to meet with him now?! huh huh huh?
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Posted - 10/06/2004 : 07:45:56
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I'm totally out bid. I'm going to go spend my 5p on a whoppa bar to comfort eat my way out of this ensuing misery...
Oh woe alas alack... etc etc etc
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/06/2004 : 07:52:47
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WooHOOO! I win I win I win I win I win.
Ill send you some pictures from our meet to cheer you up Tre 
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Posted - 10/06/2004 : 07:56:21
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er, thanks, I think!?
Far too busy that weekend anyway
It's a *very* special day and I'm having a big huge part-AY
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/06/2004 : 08:28:48
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Why is it a special day? Isnt it your birthday soon? OH, is that why its a very special day??
I should really think things through before i type them...that was my thought process, by the way.
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Posted - 10/06/2004 : 08:40:37
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yup yup yup, ripe old age of 24, allegedly sensible
But definately not too sensible
Not too sensible that I won't drag my welsh boys out of hiding
Get horribly drunk, terrorise the local hedgerows
Wake up in the morning in a heap
Notice that spungecock* has vomited everywhere
and left a mess of crumbs in the living room
Bob* has not only exposed himself
but fallen asleep early on in proceedings
making him an excellent target for human bobberoo
(like buckaroo but with Bob and heavy things)
I'm asleep upside down on a sofa with my kick-ass
army boots still on waving in the air somewhat
with some random liquid stuck down the cleavage
(a-hem usually lager)
the stereo has been left on top volume all night
or the guitar is broken from spungecock
trying to play whilst pissed
The other guests who stopped oveer
look at the three of us in horror
before escaping as soon as they can
after which we three have a breakfast of a pint of JD and coke
and start all over again......
well, thats a quiet one anyway, happy happy days
24, so so sensible........
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/06/2004 : 08:53:23
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Well Ishall attempt to remeber to make you a birthday thread. I do have a bad memory though...actually, that gives me an idea...
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 10/06/2004 : 09:42:26
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
Bob* has not only exposed himself
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
*please note, names have sort of been altered to sort of protect them, sort of
I am glad I am not going now.
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Posted - 10/06/2004 : 09:45:37
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liar, you're soooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 10/06/2004 : 09:50:23
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It's true. I am.
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floop
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Posted - 10/06/2004 : 22:29:23
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looks like i'm officially a Solo Act once again.
i may still try to come to London anyway because i was really looking forward to the trip. but i'm less fired up now. and it'll be a lot more expensive on my own.
it breaks my heart to think that i won't get to try those scones 
i'm going to go wallow in the suck topic now
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 10/07/2004 : 02:10:09
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Oi mister, do you have any idea how hard I have worked at "Floop Aid" I made a big giant 'guess the number of pickled onions' jar, I collected various naff tinned food to raffle, I got a bingo set for the old ladys (top prize being a bottle of sweet sherry) I even stitched together a crude bouncy castle out of air beds. It's a winner! Never mind just the snuggly jumpers here, you'd be able to live like a king for a month after the proceeds of one floop aid fete!
And if it'll cheer you up it isn't hard to make the welsh boys do the same things in the outside world as they do indoors ***seriously***, it's free and fun to watch! (unfortunately as a side effect I do the same things as I do indoors too, mostly humiliating, often resulting in bruising always ending with spungecock puking in my hat)
Seriously though, hope you're ok
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Lex
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Posted - 10/07/2004 : 05:53:27
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Oh dear, so there is no pre-Chrimbo meet up in "Landan" then.
I was begining to look forward to that : (
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floop
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Posted - 10/07/2004 : 08:33:08
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thanks tre! you really didn't have to go to such lenghs. but your "floop aid" program has truly touched me.
maybe instead we can put the money towards the lump in my testicle caused by the suck topic. (oh wait, that's just my other testicle)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 10/07/2004 : 19:46:15
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what? send the testicle lump out on a wild weekend of wine, women and whuppin' with the floop aid proceeds? I don't think so, do you know how much money it would cost to change the sign at this late stage?
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/08/2004 : 06:48:59
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Aw floop. Sorry to hear that.
Hope fully you still come over at some point though. Or maybe all of uk lot can build a big boat, and we can come to you!!! Itll be like Noahs ark!, just, er, not...
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Posted - 10/15/2004 : 03:34:24
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I´m also going to London in December, right after Christmas and I´ll be there untill the new year. Could I get some suggestions where to go, but places where kids can go to!
I´ve been many times in London but that was a long time ago, so, I imagine that it must be very different now.
...The majority of people are just like, `Play the monkey song!' |
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Lex
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 05:44:58
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Thought I'd better try and keep this thread alive.
Just wondering if there is going to any Chrimbo drink in the big smoke in Dec??
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 05:48:24
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I think that would be quite fun. I have a whole host of gigs going on that month...but see if any one is up for it.
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 05:57:39
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I can´t go to gigs with two children...and nobody answered me where and what to do...appart from the touristic places. I guess I´ll have to find it by myself!
...The majority of people are just like, `Play the monkey song!' |
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Lex
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 16:42:13
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Hi Rita, if you can.....off load your kids with a friend or family and then join us* at a lovely dark pub with comfy chairs and great ale............sitting by a real fire whilst it's cold really outside........we can then hum a few of Franks best whilst looking into the orange warm glow of the fire......ARRRRRRRR BLISS : )
* just me at the moment and maybe Ms Death!!......lets see what we can do eh?
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Posted - 10/30/2004 : 00:18:35
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Unfortunatly I don´t have anyone in London...so the kids must go with us all the time...no dark pubs!
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Lex
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 05:48:32
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No dark pubs :(
.......what about bright bars then? |
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 06:07:00
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That could be...I think the kids can handle, so what do you recommend?
...Love, love, ain't this enough
Pushing around
To find little comfort in words
But words
Well they cannot love
Don't waste them like that
Cus they'll bruise you more
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 07:02:07
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how old are your kids ms. rita? And when are you gracing our sacred soil? (im very tuired, i may be a little random today)
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 07:06:55
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I have an almost big boy, that is 13 and a little girl that is 6 years old. And I will go there on the 26th December, can´t wait till that day...I´ll have my new year over there!
...Love, love, ain't this enough
Pushing around
To find little comfort in words
But words
Well they cannot love
Don't waste them like that
Cus they'll bruise you more
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London in December!
