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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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 Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:20:37
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well you have bad taste, then. because they suck terribly.
if you want to listen to stampy rock listen to primus. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 10:33:29
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Here we go, 'These Words' by Natasha Bedingfield
Threw some chords together
The combination D-E-F
Is who I am, is what I do
No one's gonna let it down for you
Try to focus my attention
But I feel so A-D-D
I need some help, some inspiration
(But it's not coming easily)
Whoah oh...
Trying to find the magic
Trying to write a classic
Don't you know, don't you know, don't you know?
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later
These words are my own
>From my heart flown
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...
Read some Byron, Shelly and Keats
Resided in over a Hip-Hop beat
I'm having trouble saying what I mean
With dead poets and drum machines
I know I had some studio time booked
But I couldn't find a killer hook
Now you're gonna raise the bar right up
Nothing I write is ever good enough
These words are my own
From my heart flown
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...
I'm getting off my stage
The curtains pull away
No hyper bowl to hide behind
My naked soul exposes
Whoah.. oh.. oh.. oh.. Whoah.. oh..
Trying to find the magic
Trying to write a classic
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see you later
These words are my own
>From my heart flown
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you...
I love you, is that okay...?
The interesting thing is, I love this song to bits. Its so catchy.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 11:19:36
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oh cheesy that is bad.
Sorry Ebb were you expressing another tunnel-visioned world according to ebb poor excuse for an opinion then? Primus are not troll rock. That beardy fellow is a troll. (serj/serge?)
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 13:49:30
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i didn't say troll i said stampy.
you can try to be clever and insult me all day but it's not going to make system of a down any less shitty.
they are probably one of the worst bands of the '90s. the first time i heard of them i was like 'what kind of fucking retard came up with that stupid ass name?'
then i heard one of their songs, and then i saw one of their videos and all was explained. |
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 13:56:22
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And if you got your carer to read my previous post out to you carefully you little bile bag you'd realise I said I wanted to listen to stampy troll rock.
I like them because they are funny, not prolific or profound or seminal in any way but the man looks like a troll and the songs make me grin because they are moronic, so lighten up bitch.
And as for trying really hard to be clever and insulting I forgot you already had the corner on that particular market, can't you just get that your taste doesn't define the taste of everyone else?
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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cvanepps
= Cult of Ray =
USA
442 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 14:15:36
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I don't see what's so awful about that SOAD lyric. It's nowhere near the FromageFactor(tm) of Muskrat Love, imo. I'm not familiar with the posted SOAD song but I do like Sugar a lot. I found Sugar to be different-sounding and creative.
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 15:48:13
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well it's good that you are so easily amused by bad music, i'm sure top 40 radio is a laugh riot for you. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 15:57:01
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I'm kinda pissed, this topic was rather dead until I posted the White Snake lyrics and then BOOM! it took off.
So how about those WhiteSnake lyrics, pretty terrible huh?
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 16:17:48
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| yes, very terrible indeed. but if i was distracted by tawny kitaen giving me head i might write shit like that too. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 17:32:28
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ahhahahah
she was a fox, but the dude writes like he barely graduated from remedial English
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha |
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cvanepps
= Cult of Ray =
USA
442 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 04:36:38
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Originally posted by Ebb Vicious
well it's good that you are so easily amused by bad music, i'm sure top 40 radio is a laugh riot for you.
I agree. It is good.
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 09:43:47
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Originally posted by cvanepps
I don't see what's so awful about that SOAD lyric. It's nowhere near the FromageFactor(tm) of Muskrat Love, imo. I'm not familiar with the posted SOAD song but I do like Sugar a lot. I found Sugar to be different-sounding and creative.
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://www.cvanepps.com
I agree with you. that album ain't half-bad... Don't really care much for everything they've put out after that.
If you want to delve into the cesspool of horrible lyrics, look no further than any Avril Lavigne song |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 10:30:16
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PsychicTwin, why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:14:23
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What! Vovat, I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Adam
= Cult of Ray =
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:19:25
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I cannot think of the band, but right in the begining of the song it talks about "Hangin' out in the back of El Camino". Is it Sum 41. This song is so bad it is not even worth trashing.
Free the Heel! |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 11:23:33
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I have friends who would say that Alanis Morrissette is the best contestant.
I don't know, I'm afraid to look.
I heard this today:
He's a spacer
A star chaser
A spacer
He's a ladies man
Always greets with a kiss on the hand
He protects us all
At the ready to answer our call
In his own special way he is gentle and kind
Opression he hates
Love in his eyes
My heart skips a beat when I'm by his side
In our galaxy
You can't trust everyone that you meet
I'm so lucky
He's the only on [should be "one"] I'll ever need
He will blast off tonight
He puts his life on the line everytime he's in flight
A man you can't trace
But our love will last beyond time and space
-- "Spacer" - Sheila & B. Devotion, 1979. Sung in a French accent on a disco tune.
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:45:48
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Originally posted by Tre
what was that god awfull song that rhymed something with toast... that was a shit lyric
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
Heh I know what you're on about...
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 13:45:49
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Originally posted by VoVat
PsychicTwin, why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
well VoVat
he was a boy
she was a girl
can i make it ANY MORE OBVIOUS?? |
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:04:04
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thats the awfull lyric, that one, it's awfull, who was that? she deserves to be relegated to muso hell for it whoever she is, was it wonky eyed gabrielle? sort of crap she's come out with..
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:07:55
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Des'ree I believe(Thanks google!)
Anyway,not really a candidate for worst lyric ever,well maybe but anyway,from Samantha Mumba...
Your love for me came as a waterfall
Flowin’ inside me like never before
I almost pissed myself laughing when I heard this.
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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Posted - 08/20/2004 : 14:17:06
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it sounds like someone pissed in her reading those lyrics
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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DruggedBunny
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
395 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2004 : 11:00:28
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No further posts required...
"Just trying to make his way home/Back up to Heaven all alone/Nobody calling on the phone/'Cept for the pope maybe in Rome."
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"Nothing to do about it..." |
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Posted - 08/24/2004 : 12:16:08
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just like a holy rolling stone.......
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2004 : 13:11:16
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Tre, who sings 'elevation'? I thought I'd heard some bad lyrics, but really?
Most of these songs have at least some merit, for example Muskrat Love is obviously an extended metaphor.
I have no problem with near-rhymes, no-rhymes, same-word-rhymes. Get over it! What FB did was a statement, I love that part of the song. Ozzy's was a bit weak, but it's a great song.
Anyway, I heard a song on the radio that made me choke, in retrospect it's not so bad but here's a piece of it anyways...
Lie Down (B. Cummings) (The Guess Who)
Have a disease-free summer in Asia
Have a good old roughy tumble in Japan
Have a disease-free winter in Dauphin
And lie down
Lie down
I was pretty sure he was singing STDs here. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 04:20:37
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There is a spanish band called Amaral (Supose nobody here know them, they opened for Dylan in spanish tour)with an excellent song "El mundo al reves" but I hate its lyrics. I just want to learn how to play my guitar to do a cover.
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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Posted - 08/25/2004 : 14:00:19
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hammerhands my friend, that is U2, bono has gone totally nuts in his old age
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 17:25:43
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"like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife..."
what the fuck is that?
love,
betty
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 17:34:02
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| Yah, I mean everyone knows how to make a shiv out of a spoon. |
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 08/25/2004 : 17:46:19
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lol!
love,
betty
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Posted - 08/25/2004 : 18:01:46
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Like the good advice that you just can't take....
would this not make it shit advice, the woman is clearly a loon
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/25/2004 : 18:39:16
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Well, a loon wouldn't necessarily ALWAYS believe the opposite of what's true. Therefore, I don't think it's possible to determine whether or not the advice was actually good. It is, however, not ironic in the least.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 14:54:41
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Heh a song that's been on the radio loads lately's got the lyrics:
It'd be dumb diggy diggy da dum dum dum dum
I know,I know it'd be fun to get some.
Fantastic.Really.
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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JamesM
= Cult of Ray =
308 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 15:35:33
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Artist: Stan Bush Lyrics
Song: The Touch Lyrics
You got the touch
You got the power
After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner
You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool
You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch
You never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You're a fighter
It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standin' your ground
And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're takin' it all
You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch
You're fightin' fire with fire
You know you got the touch
You're at your best when when the road gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
You got the touch
You got the power
You got the touch
You got the power
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2004 : 15:57:49
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Wasn't that song in the Transformers movie?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Posted - 08/26/2004 : 15:59:33
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I've got snap in my head now, gee thanks!
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Worst lyric in the world.......ever!
