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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
 Posted - 08/18/2004 : 13:29:32
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And this award goes to Avril Lavigne for her latest song,which has somewhere near the start...
Let's talk this over,it's not like we're dead.
Ughhhh I hate that bitch
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 13:36:16
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For whatever reason the entire song "She's Like the Wind" by Patrick Swayze popped into my head. Let's start with the title because...what? She's like the WIND? Like a gassy wind or what?? Here are the lyrics I found on Google - the repetitive end is BRILLIANT.
She's like the wind through my tree
She rides the night next to me
She leads me through moonlight
Only to burn me with the sun
She's taken my heart
But she doesn't know what she's done
Feel her breath on my face
Her body close to me
Can't look in her eyes
She's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything she needs
She's like the wind
[SOLO]
I look in the mirror and all I see
Is a young old man with only a dream
Am I just fooling myself
That she'll stop the pain
Living without her
I'd go insane
Feel her breath on my face
Her body close to me
Can't look in her eyes
She's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything she needs
She's like the wind
Feel your breath on my face
Your body close to me
Can't look in your eyes
You're out of my league
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
She's like the wind
(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
(She's like the wind)
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
She's like the wind
(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
She's like the wind
(Just a fool...)
(She's like the wind)
(She's like the wind)
(Just a fool...)
(She's like the wind)
(Just a fool...)
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You`re where you want to be, I`m where I want to be
Caught up chasing everything I`ve ever wanted
I replace you easily, replace pathetically,
I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you, when I needed you.
Let`s not forget we are so strong, so bloody strong.
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Posted - 08/18/2004 : 13:38:48
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These are the worst lyrics ever:
High, higher than the sun
You shoot me from a gun
I need you to elevate me here,
At the corner of your lips
As the orbit of your hips
Eclipse,
you elevate my soul
I've got no self-control
Been living like a mole
Now going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high, elevation
A star lit up like a cigar
Strung out like a guitar
Maybe you could educate my mind
Explain all these controls
Can't sing but I've got soul
The goal is elevation
A mole, Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul,
Now,going down, excavation
I and I
In the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high,
elevation
Love, lift me up out of these blues
Won't you tell me something true
I believe in you
A mole, Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul
Going down, excavation
I and I
In the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high,
elevation
Elevation...
Piece of SHIT
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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cvanepps
= Cult of Ray =
USA
442 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 13:46:44
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How about this snippett from Pink's Don't Let Me Get Me:
Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take direction, and my socks are never clean. [what??]
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right. [give me a break]
Absolute tripe!
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 13:48:28
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Heh I've never actually stopped and listened to the lyrics to elevation(Or the song actually..) the first couple of lines in the verses are just funny.In a bad sorta way
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 13:49:02
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Originally posted by cvanepps
I can't take direction, and my socks are never clean.[/i] [what??]
Monsieur could tell us exactly what kind of person she is. hehe
Frisbeetarianism (n.), the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 13:54:42
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quote:
Originally posted by cvanepps
How about this snippett from Pink's Don't Let Me Get Me:
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right. [give me a break]
Absolute tripe!
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://www.cvanepps.com
Aren't all of pink's songs something along these lines?
The sorta "my life's so shit etc and I'm gonna tell you all about it even though you really don't want to hear" kinda lines
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 14:06:19
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These lyrics are so bad that they're... still fucking terrible. The line in bold I think must be the lamest ever, and the stanze in bold must be the worst stanza ever. I can't believe a grown man wrote this crap.
Children of the Night
by WhiteSnake
I'm getting ready
I'm in the mood to fool around
It's time for action
Now the boys are back in town
So turn up the music
Make it loud and proud
Let's see reaction
Let the spotlite hit the crowd
Don't hide what you feel inside
Don't let anybody stand in your way
Just let the music take you higher
Now are you ready to rock
Children of the Night
Are you ready to roll
Children of the Night
You got the power
I feel your fire in my soul
You got the fever
Cos you were born to rock an' roll
Don't run for cover
I'm gonna show you what I've learned
Just come a little closer
Come on an' get your fingers burned
Don't hide what you feel inside
Don't let anybody stand in your way
Just let the music take you higher
Now are you ready to rock
Are you ready to roll
Are you ready to rock
Now are you ready to rock
Children of the Night
Are you ready to roll
Children of the Night
I'm getting ready
I'm in the mood to fool around
It's time for action
Cos' now the boys are back in town
Don't hide what you feel inside
Don't let anybody stand in your way
Just let the music take you higher
Now are you ready to rock
Children of the Night
Are you ready to roll
Children of the Night
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Posted - 08/18/2004 : 14:07:14
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I'm going to wail along like an annoying bitch 'cos life's shit but if you watch the video there's a fair chance you'll see alot of my tits stylee actually
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 14:15:00
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I was just about to get my hopes up for that video,then I rememebred it's pink...dang
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 14:17:51
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Really Tre? That's worse than Pink!
Oh and I too had never realised how awful the lyrics to Elevation were.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 14:21:17
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Here's my first contribution, courtesy of Feeder. I too have put the worst bits in bold.
Buck Rodgers
He's got a brand new car
Looks like a Jaguar
It's got leather seats
It's got a CD player (player, player, player...)
But I don't wanna talk about it anymore
I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore
We'll start over again
Grow ourselves new skin
Get a house in Devon
Drink cider from a lemon (lemon, lemon, lemon...)
But I don't wanna talk about it anymore
I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore
I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore
He's got a brand new car
He's got a brand new car
I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore
I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 14:25:59
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Oh and here's Liam's first attempt at songwriting.
Little James
Little James, we're all the same
They always seem to look to us
But we weren't meant to be grown ups
Thank you for your smile
You make it all worthwhile to us
You live for your toys, even though they make noise
Have you ever played with plastercine
Or even tried a trampoline
Thank you for your smile
You make it all worthwhile to us
I'm singing this song for you and your mum that's all
'Cos it won't be long before everyone is gone
Sailed out to sea, your mum you and me
You swam the ocean like a child
Life around us was so wild
Thank you for your smile
You make it all worthwhile to us
I'm singing this song for you and your mum that's all
And it won't be long before everyone is gone
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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Posted - 08/18/2004 : 14:30:26
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isn't it supposed to be drink cider from a levin? an olde cornwall drinking jar?
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 14:32:36
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Not according to my lyrics site, but it's still crap anyway, even if they did know what a levin is.
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Posted - 08/18/2004 : 14:34:41
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It's ok mike, I think I made it up i'm too tired to differentiate fact and fiction at the moment. It's the kind of tired where I could almost believe predator might win... ha ha almost!
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 15:09:38
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I always thought, drinking cider from eleven, which would've actually made sense considering pub opening times.
Of course, I was reckoning without Grant Nicholas.
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 15:34:30
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Although it's a pretty good song, the lyrics just makeme cringe.
Your Ghost - Kristin Hersh
If I walk down this hallway
Tonight it's too quiet
So I pat through the dark
And call you on the phone
Push your old numbers
And let your house ring
'Till I wake your ghost
Let him walk down your hallway
It's not this quiet
Slide down your receiver
Stand across the wire
Follow my number
Slide into my hand
It's the blaze across my nightgown
It's the phone's ring
Chorus:
I think last night
you were driving circles around me (x3)
I can't drink this coffee
Till I put you in my closet
Let him shoot me down
Let him call me off
I take it from his whisper
You're not that tough
It's the blaze across my nightgown
It's the phone's ring
Chorus:
You were in my dream (I think last night)
You were driving circles around me (x5)
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Posted - 08/18/2004 : 15:54:00
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what was that god awfull song that rhymed something with toast... that was a shit lyric
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 16:15:16
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How about rhyming the word "masses" with the word "masses"?
I give you Black Sabbath "War Pigs":
General gathered in their masses
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 17:09:23
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Here's one sure to make you puke...
ELECTRIC YOUTH
Debbie Gibson
Electric Youth
Written by: Deborah Gibson
Verse 1:
Zappin' it to ya
The pressure's everywhere
Goin' right through ya
The fever's in the air
Oh yeah, it's there!
Don't underestimate the power
Of a lifetime ahead
Chorus:
ELECTRIC YOUTH
Feel the power, you see the energy
Comin' up
Coming on strong
The future only belongs
To the future itself/in the hands of itself
And the future is
ELECTRIC YOUTH
It's true you can't fight it
Live by it
The next generation...
It's electric
Verse 2:
We've got the most time
To make the world go round
Oh, can you spare a dime?
Place your bet on our sound
Come back to town
Don't lose sight of potential mastermind
Remember when you were young
Chorus
Bridge:
We do what comes naturally (naturally)
You see now
Wait for the possibility
Don't you see a strong resemblance
To yourself? (oh....)
Don't you think what we say is important
Whatever it may be...
The fun is gonna start with me
'Cause I'm bringing it back...
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Hatchetman
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United Kingdom
234 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 17:21:11
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Time
If he could travel time
He would have been on time
Instead of making rhyme
That's pretty bad IMO
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Posted - 08/18/2004 : 17:27:58
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heathen
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Hatchetman
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United Kingdom
234 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 17:31:24
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This has to be my most hated lyric of all time:
'Save the Best till Last' written by Waldman, Lind and Galdstone
Sometimes the snow comes down in June
Sometimes the sun goes round the moon
I see the passion in your eyes
Sometimes it's all a big surprise
That's fucking pathetic. The sun going around the moon indeed! pah! I spit on you, you fucking inbred shit for brains lyricist!
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Hatchetman
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United Kingdom
234 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 17:35:22
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
heathen
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
I know, but c'mon, that's a pretty bad lyric for someone of Frank's calibre!!
Awesome song though.
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 18:01:33
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At the last show my band played, we were followed by a pop-punk cover band. They treated us to the likes of Blink 182 and Good Charlotte. Anyway, they played one or two originals, and in one of them the chorus ran:
"I don't want to see you anymore
You always leave me wanting more."
They repeated this three or four times for the chorus. Way to go guys, rhyming more with more.
I lift weights, but I don't sweat. I go for a swim, but I don't get wet. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 18:29:22
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How about this classic (it makes me sick that I even know this)
"I want to push you around, well I will, I will
I want to take you for granted"
Fuck matchbox 20, fuck them up their stupid asses.
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cvanepps
= Cult of Ray =
USA
442 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2004 : 19:51:18
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If we're talking worst lyrics ever, then I have the topper...
Muskrat Love by Captain & Tennille.
Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light Doing the town
and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam do the jitterbug
out in Muskrat Land And they shimmy...
Sam is so skinny And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love.
Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese Sam says to Suzie,
Honey, would you please be my Mrs?
Suzie says yes with her kisses
Now he's tickling her fancy,
rubbing her toes muzzle to muzzle now,
anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle.
I know, I know. It's actually a song by the band America, who have written many other great songs like Tin Man and Sister Golden Hair. But Captain & Tennille really took it too new lows.
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 00:05:20
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quote:
Originally posted by Hatchetman
Time
If he could travel time
He would have been on time
Instead of making rhyme
That's pretty bad IMO
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Hanoi333
- FB Fan -
Netherlands
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 02:41:45
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That Muskrat Love song is pretty terrible cvanepps!
I still go for this one by Vanilla Ice who also made the worst movie ever called "cold as ice"
here are the lyrics.
(Vanilla Ice, Earthquake, M. Smooth)
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burnin’ ‘em if you aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're full of “Eight Ball”
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, damn
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!
Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 02:42:40
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I will have to do a search on the old rank lyrics thread. I love this effort by ABC - the reference to apple crumble is inspirational:
That Was Then But This Is Now
Why make the past your sacred cow?
I guess you've changed, you've changed and how
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Fruit's grown rotten on the bough
Reap what you sow, with a counterfeit plough
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That was then but this is now
More sacrifices than an Aztec priest
Standing here straining at that leash
All fall down
Can't complain, musn't grumble
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble
And consequently:
Hearts of oak are charged and blistered
Russians should be baby-sitted
Americans enlisted
That was then but this is now
That was then but this is now
That was then but this is now
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loudlarf
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United Kingdom
59 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 05:54:35
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Wasn't there something in a Busted song recently that went like
"I wet my pants
when we flew over France".
Whoops, I just admitted to knowing anything by Busted. Bugger.
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Atheist4Catholics
= Cult of Ray =
USA
925 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 08:11:01
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I think "Your Ghost" has fantastic lyrics. It's really hard to write minimally like that.
As for Pink and Avril, the scariest thing about their lyrics is knowing that there is usually a panel of four or five professional songwriters collaborating on them. I'll never forget when Sheryl Crow won a grammy for "All I Want to Do" and five old dudes got up to receive the award with her. Most of those lyrics are targeted at 10-15 year olds, so talking about dirty socks and apple crumble makes sense.
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Adam
= Cult of Ray =
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 08:56:02
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Let's not forget anything written by System of a Down.
Free the Heel! |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2004 : 09:27:20
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wow adam beat me to it :( exhibit A:
Conversion, software version 7.0
looking at life through the eyes of a tired hub
eating seeds as a pastime activity
the toxicity of our city, of our city
Now, what do you own the world?
how do you own disorder, disorder
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep
disorder, disorder, disorder
More wood for the fires, loud neighbours
flashlight riveries caught in the headlights of a truck
eating seeds as a pastime activity
the toxicity of our city, of our city
Now, what do you own the world?
how do you own disorder, disorder
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep
disorder, disorder, disorder
Now, what do you own the world?
how do you own disorder, disorder
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep
disorder, disorder, disorder
When I became the sun
I shone life into the man's hearts
When I became the sun
I shone life into the man's hearts
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Posted - 08/19/2004 : 09:55:18
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I actually quite like SOAD in a troll-rock kind of mindless stampy way
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Worst lyric in the world.......ever!
