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shineoftheever
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Canada
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 Posted - 08/12/2004 : 09:55:45
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Not really, but I just wanted to quote the SNFU song....
Anyways, I was on the bus this morning and some loud-talking MoFo was giving away the Predator vs. Alien storyline, I could hear the fucker during the lulls in the music and between songs (as I had my walkman on). As you know this movie doesn't come out until next Friday, yet he seemed to have seen it already, I couldn't help but hearing a few tidbits and I'm right fucking choked! What a dick! Loud-talking piece of shit a-hole.......grrrrrrrr.
Sorry for the profanity. 
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 08/12/2004 : 10:49:47
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I also find it's kind of like being in a mobile petridish. There seem to be a frightening amount of diseased people who insist on coughing sneezing and hacking up smaller unused internal organs on every bus I seem to catch. Thankfully I have a cast iron constitution but still catch something a couple of times a year thanks to the selfish fuckers who refuse to open any windows for fresh air (EVEN in summer) and would rather sit in a stench of disease breath.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 08/12/2004 : 10:56:56
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No shit, it seems like everyone who forgot to put on deodorant that day gets on my bus on the way home, the one guy that does open the window ends up blowing all the man-stench my way......can't wait to get back in a car......3 more weeks!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 08/12/2004 : 11:02:12
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| I am still in the damn process of learning to drive - it seems to be taking my brain an awfully long time to figure it all out. I am NOT doing another English winter without public transport. Aaaah the dream of the open road - hell even the traffic clogged hell road that it will more than likely be will be a dream for me - it takes me an hour to get to work at the moment whereas it takes a mere 15 minutes in a car - and the politicians want us to use public transport more? How the hell does that work? |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
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Posted - 08/12/2004 : 11:36:09
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You never learnt to drive in SA? I thought driving a car was the first thing every 18 year old had to do. Even more important than getting laid.
I've had a few bus trips in Europe, are were hellish experiences. Two kids snogged in the seat behind us all the way from Amsterdam to Paris. The bus went ridiculously slow and the kids produced these loud slurpy sounds.
Another bus trip featured an old French lady next to me digging 7 centuries of wax from her ears, sticking it underneath the armrest like stupid kids would do with gum.
I remember a bus trip with a stinking toilet in the back.
Motion sickness after too much strawberry beer and waffles and cream. Ended up on the pavement in suburban Belgium.
I hate busses.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 08/12/2004 : 19:19:12
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And why is it that the stinky people always feel the need to sit right beside me, when there are plenty empty seats?
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 08/12/2004 : 19:24:00
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why didn't you ask him to shut up? it's your own fault for letting him continue without saying you didn't want to hear it, dumbass. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 08/13/2004 : 00:45:00
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Originally posted by offerw
You never learnt to drive in SA? I thought driving a car was the first thing every 18 year old had to do. Even more important than getting laid.
wilhelm
Don't you start too! I get so much flack from all my friends about this already! I guess I was concentrating too much on getting laid! 
My brother's first word was tractor - so he kind of had a monopoly on anything with wheels from about the age of 8.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/15/2004 : 13:32:05
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I have had a few smelly people sit next to me recently too. I don't think this hot weather is helping, although the ones who stink of cigarettes have no excuse.
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Posted - 08/15/2004 : 15:41:05
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Blah Blah Blah... more smoker bashing blah...
When riding on the pauper-mobile (which I do lots 'cos I don't drive and I smell of cigarettes so bleurgh) If a big old sweaty munt looks like they're going to sit next to you, dribble, half shut one eye and bang your head against the window whilst muttering "fucking shit for brains fucking ra ra twat fuck BOLLOCKS" like you have tourettes or are ebb and I find these people avoid you. This also works on trains if you are fare dodging, there's no way the conductors asking you for your ticket if you're a nut job. Also works if you want to get in free somewhere, push your head against the glass of the ticket booth, grin dribble and mutter and they'll rush you through fast and for free. Licking the glass works well too.
I'm full of usefull tips me
 I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 08/15/2004 : 15:46:43
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I take the school bus to and from school every day, and after about 11 years of it, I've built up some sort of a bus immunity. The public busses however, are a very different experience. I'll occasionally take one into the city, which can be a 45 minute ride. Plenty of crazys on those buses.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/16/2004 : 14:14:10
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Originally posted by Tre
Blah Blah Blah... more smoker bashing blah...
When riding on the pauper-mobile (which I do lots 'cos I don't drive and I smell of cigarettes so bleurgh) If a big old sweaty munt looks like they're going to sit next to you, dribble, half shut one eye and bang your head against the window whilst muttering "fucking shit for brains fucking ra ra twat fuck BOLLOCKS" like you have tourettes or are ebb and I find these people avoid you. This also works on trains if you are fare dodging, there's no way the conductors asking you for your ticket if you're a nut job. Also works if you want to get in free somewhere, push your head against the glass of the ticket booth, grin dribble and mutter and they'll rush you through fast and for free. Licking the glass works well too.
I'm full of usefull tips me
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
You're not fooling anybody Tre, we all know you do this anyway.
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Posted - 08/16/2004 : 14:18:54
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I do, and no one sits by me on the bus so nah nah nah nah nah
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 08/16/2004 : 15:00:34
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They always have one single seat on the bus. I consider myself lucky when I snag it. You should see some of the glamourous people who get on the bus. And those hacking old ladies....that's hot.
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