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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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 Posted - 07/21/2004 : 09:04:30
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
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Posted - 07/21/2004 : 09:07:44
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"Hmm...most of them are abnormally advanced. I guess Frank was right...You know, he always goes on and on about his 'patrons' and it was really starting to annoy me, but I guess he was right. I guess he wins the bet..."
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2004 : 10:54:13
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
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Posted - 07/21/2004 : 11:39:52
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They would make Frank their ambassador. And vice-versa.
"Join the Cult of Jon T. / and win your weight in cereals"  |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2004 : 11:46:17
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It's weird 'cos I often think this about lot's of things. I often ask this about dancing. I mean, when you think about it, how mad is dancing? If aliens watch us do it, they must think we are gaga!
As for this forum, well I dunno. I hope they would think we have great musical taste.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 07/21/2004 : 13:18:57
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I expect that my rainbow kitties would give them seizures.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2004 : 13:39:58
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I think aliens would think, "Who the fuck is the Gunn?"
They'd also wonder why we had so many cults on this planet.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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Opaque
= Cult of Ray =
USA
251 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 01:41:03
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Good thing this lil fella learned how to use a Speak N' Spell so as he could read the Frank Black forum, huh?
"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 02:08:17
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Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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Opaque
= Cult of Ray =
USA
251 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 02:29:28
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Holy smokes! That's Repo Man, isn't it? I haven't seen that in forever. But I do still have the sound track on vinyl.
"The life of a Repo Man is always intense..."
"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 13:38:03
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you guys crack me up.
I think the aliens would think that humans are mostly a friendly breed, although the might sometimes disagree on some things. They would also think our race is 70% male and 30% female. Most social interaction is based on computers. Status in this society is based on computer generated catheads. Finally they worship four dieties of the Pixies religion: Frank Black/Black Francis, Kim, Joey and David. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 07/22/2004 : 17:55:35
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I think the aliens would speak a language totally incomprehensible to us, and would be unable to understand anything that was said on the forum.
On the off chance that they COULD understand it, they'd probably wonder why everyone had such odd names.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2004 : 09:16:44
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'iH lla, dluoc uoy llet em erehw I dluoc dnif na ecnavda ypoc fo Honeycomb?'
"Join the Cult of Jon T. / and win your weight in cereals" |
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2004 : 09:22:58
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| I think they'd know better than to come to Ohio where you can't seem to get Pixies tickets. ;( (a very angry little pfeffa here) |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2004 : 17:17:26
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They don't have to worry. They're planning on kidnapping the Pixies for a private concert on Sirius 6.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2004 : 14:55:27
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Sirius 6?I'm there...anyone need a lift?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 07/24/2004 : 19:32:00
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How are you getting there, Shakey? Warp drive?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =
Aruba
367 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2004 : 21:07:46
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| How much would the Ticketmaster surcharge be on Sirius 6? |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2004 : 08:31:49
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Well I was planning on hitchhiking but if you've got a warp drive you're not using we can attatch it to the back of my Rottweiler and we'd be there in no time
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 11:23:39
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
They don't have to worry. They're planning on kidnapping the Pixies for a private concert on Sirius 6.
Siriusly?...
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 12:10:27
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How much would the Ticketmaster surcharge be on Sirius 6?
200%, plus a $7 charge for conversion from American dollars to Sirian Snargrans.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 12:17:53
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what if I have snargrans left over from my last visit? They're sitting in my top drawer
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 14:57:15
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I don't know. Maybe you should buy directly from the venue.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 14:59:32
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well do we have a date for this concert so I can take my tent and queue outside the venues so none of those siriglogs buy up all the tickets before I get there?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 16:54:27
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There's a date, but it's a Sirius 6 date. A team of astrophysicists is currently trying to figure out what the corresponding Earth date is.
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