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broken part
- FB Fan -
226 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2004 : 18:52:48
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Enough of sucking up to chickewithtwoheads.
Our icelandic promotional company (Tsuj Nikoof Diw Ouy) has done what's been considered impossible and is now able to offer exclisively (and legally) early copies of the brand fuckin spanking new PIXIES album.
Sink this in.
It's called Banglassia and it has 13 tracks and Kim get to sing more then you would have guessed. You can own one by sending payment of $300 to PO BOX 3061 in advance, cash only. Shippment within two days payment received.
Also you might like to know of the other offers avilable involving Pixies: 1) The unique opportinity of cutting the ribbon as 'a dedicated Pixies fan' at the oppening of the new 500 acres Pixiesland in Florida - only $500 2) Intimate dinner for two with Black Francis at the renown Stake&Sabre five star restaurant - $1000 3) Guitar lessons with Joey Santiago - $10000 (over six moths) 4) Visit to Kim Deals' boudoir (photos allowed) - $500 5) Be selected as an 'aide' at one of Mr. David Loverings Las Vegas scientist-phenomalist performances - $10, but you will have to buy the ticket for the show yourself (our current information idicates that due to overwhelming demand the price for one of the few remaining tickets is currently at $10 000)
Break those piggie banks and have fun. |
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hybrid
- FB Fan -
Ireland
42 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2004 : 02:18:32
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Very Good.
Just let me get my life savings here and I'll be right with you. |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2004 : 02:39:17
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:)
The Truth Is Out There |
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Mad Lucas
- FB Fan -
Australia
144 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2004 : 04:25:47
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i got very excited after reading that. I fancy those guitar lessons, great value!
The Organic Anti-Beat Box Boy |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6212 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2004 : 05:08:58
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quote: Originally posted by broken part
Enough of sucking up to chickewithtwoheads.
Our icelandic promotional company (Tsuj Nikoof Diw Ouy)
tsuj nikoof diw ouy? just fookin wid you!
"I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2004 : 12:17:15
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Dean or Dave, please lock this topic. |
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Robert_Eiffel
- FB Fan -
Canada
58 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2004 : 19:08:15
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is this really true??
Come ON Pilgrim.....You know he Loves You!! |
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Robert_Eiffel
- FB Fan -
Canada
58 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2004 : 19:09:52
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you bullshitter
Come ON Pilgrim.....You know he Loves You!! |
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chickenwithtwoheads
= Cult of Ray =
Netherlands
391 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 04:27:44
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you bullshitter
I'm bored with the valleys and bored by the peaks. So I bought a ticket to the Pixies |
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Mad Lucas
- FB Fan -
Australia
144 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 05:17:26
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I just saw a stone fly through the window of a glass house, just above me!
The Organic Anti-Beat Box Boy |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6212 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 06:49:54
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quote: Originally posted by chickenwithtwoheads
you bullshitter
I'm bored with the valleys and bored by the peaks. So I bought a ticket to the Pixies
haha, zeg jij nou maar niets!
"I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 13:28:13
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Well I sent payment and boy was it worth it. The album is fantastic, Pixiesland is a laugh a minute, the meal with Frank was lovely ( he had the Salmon, I had the swordfish), I can now play the guitar lead to Vamos even better than Joey (and I can catch a drumstick), Kim is expecting our first child. Dave's show sucked ass though.
Thanks broken part!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 14:07:12
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Mike, that's your mother! That's just plain wrong!
Kind regards, Dr. Simon Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 18:09:41
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*TsK*TsK*
The Truth Is Out There |
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twist
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2004 : 08:56:55
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EG vilja a endureidsla. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2004 : 13:15:40
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Aaah yes, I couldn't resist though. SHE'S KIM!
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Robert_Eiffel
- FB Fan -
Canada
58 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2004 : 21:33:02
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quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Well I sent payment and boy was it worth it. The album is fantastic, Pixiesland is a laugh a minute, the meal with Frank was lovely ( he had the Salmon, I had the swordfish), I can now play the guitar lead to Vamos even better than Joey (and I can catch a drumstick), Kim is expecting our first child. Dave's show sucked ass though.
Thanks broken part!
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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
what do you mean.... dave's show was amazing
Come ON Pilgrim.....You know he Loves You!! |
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anazgnos
= Cult of Ray =
USA
383 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2004 : 13:30:35
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quote: Originally posted by Little Black Francis
Dean or Dave, please lock this topic.
If this topic is to be locked, both "Inside Info" topics should be locked as well. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2004 : 14:45:20
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Um..clearly this is fake. =P
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
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theFILLshow
- FB Fan -
Canada
65 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2004 : 14:13:58
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quote: Originally posted by Dave Noisy
Um..clearly this is fake. =P
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer!
It obviously is not. I had dinner with Frank last night. I've never seen someone order 3 dinners for themselves before. Truly amazing.
_____ http://www.freewebs.com/xlateralusx/ I believe, in Mr. Grieves... |
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Conrad
- FB Fan -
Iceland
89 Posts |
Posted - 07/26/2004 : 09:24:27
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En skemmtilegt. Ég ætti þá að geta hoppað út í næstu búð hérna heima og keypt mér eintak?
You had me at "Los Angeles"
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 07/26/2004 : 13:44:54
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Hey! Mr. or Ms. Broken Part, you've only been a member for 70 daze aprox. I don't appreciate you wasting the forum's limited memory bank with wasteful threads like this one. So do us all a favor, and cut the BS. Read the forum guidelines okay>
Enjoy our beautiful website, just try to have a little decency for others and the people that make this site possible? Okay?
And be nice to the locals? Okay?
And please, please, read the fckng guidelines...
they're there for a reason? Got it?
and don't make me swear at you in 12 lanbguages=)?
Capisce?
ok?
dag!
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha |
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broken part
- FB Fan -
226 Posts |
Posted - 07/26/2004 : 17:57:24
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twist
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2004 : 13:56:12
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The heild veröld af nauðsyn til létta upp réttlátur fáeinir hak. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2004 : 14:42:50
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Doesn't matter how you swear LBF, you won't do it as impressively as Conrad or twist.
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