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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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 Posted - 07/16/2004 : 15:41:00
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| Just got back from the Bureau of Motor Vehicles. I just moved to Minnesota, I state that makes you retake your written drivers exam when you move there. My husband flunked when he went a few weeks ago so today I read an 88 page manual. I also took extra time getting ready to look nice in my picture. So I drive thru traffic and get there at 3:46. The employee there said that they quit accepting people at 3:45. There was nothing on there answering machine, in the phone book, or at the actual office that says they quit taking people at 3:45. They close at 5 so I thought I was cool. I complained but they said that then that would mean that they would have to take people running 2...3...and 4 minutes late. I am just pissed I wasted a whole afternoon on this. I was wondering if anyone else had any stories from DMV hell.... |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2004 : 15:43:21
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if you join AAA you can sidestep a lot of the DMV bullshit.
not to advertise for AAA, but it's nice
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2004 : 15:44:33
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
if you join AAA you can sidestep a lot of the DMV bullshit.
not to advertise for AAA, but it's nice
Any benefits if you join AA? 
"These waters run deep, it's clear my little one/Blue velvet star sky not a sound
The light in your eyes, the smile on your ruby lips/Tells me my lost soul is found" |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2004 : 15:45:46
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I have a few. But all I have time for now is some pearls of Primus wisdom:
I’ve been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone that’s been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I’ve waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I’d screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless
When I need relief I spell it thc
Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life’s a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless
I’ve been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone that’s been there knows precisely what I mean
I’ve stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers I’d screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 07/16/2004 : 15:48:15
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
Any benefits if you join AA?
free coffee
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 07/16/2004 : 16:03:28
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sober drivers also
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronkenhehehahhahehehaha |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
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Posted - 07/17/2004 : 04:01:08
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No real stories from hell, though once, back when I was with The Bennies, we had a show in Philly. We went into a music store to check it out, and we returned to find Brett's minivan had been towed...shit. So, while he and Jack went to pick it up, Jeremy and I sat for quite a while in the DMV. It was a very interesting scene. I wish I were able to video tape it. One part I do remember is the lady at the counter talking about people taking other people's license plates off their cars and driving around with them, then returning them. Weird.
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2004 : 14:59:56
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Floop...I have AAA did I just not get them the secret AAA handshake?? How do you swing the AAA loophole?
Wow Apl...you can make cool visual art and awesome funny poetry too... I am impressed.
El Barto you crack me up.
My DMV rage was subsided with Thai and then transfered while watching Farenheit (sp?) 9/11. Hopefully it will go more smoothly next Friday...thanks for your stories.  |
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