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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 07/14/2004 :  07:06:53  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

that's it? That's all you got?


you're liek next,, next


, you suck


i'm afraid your post was too stupid to warrant any more, sorry.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 07/14/2004 :  07:07:43  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur

I don't want to be rude to Ebb. All he needs is little love and attention. Here, give me a hug. Feel OK?


that's very sweet thanks.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts
Posted - 07/14/2004 :  19:21:56  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
How do I solve the Rubik's Cube?


Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =

Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts
Posted - 07/14/2004 :  21:34:36  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Ooh, wait - I know this one. With a can of spray paint, some super glue, a 6 pack of vaseline, and a garden hose.

*festoon*
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts
Posted - 07/14/2004 :  22:01:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

How do I solve the Rubik's Cube?


Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.


http://lar5.com/cube/


this could be you




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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  05:56:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ebb Vicious

quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

Oh wise and powerful ebb,

Why is it that the only time I truly feel alive is when I'm making someone else feel like shit?


sorry i missed this before.

please see my explanation of sadism above. i think that should give you an idea of why.

my suggestion is to try to do some nice things for people and see how that makes you feel. if you don't like it then go back to being mean.


So, what worked for you?
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  08:27:39  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

How do I solve the Rubik's Cube?


line up all the colours on the same sides duh?

quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

So, what worked for you?


eating cookies and milk. :)
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  10:07:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My god, he's turned soft now.

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Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  10:11:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
and gained weight


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  10:17:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A soft ball of fat!

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  10:18:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He hit me with a flower.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  10:37:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You were lucky. He hit me with words.

Ouch.

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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  10:47:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but flowers will give me a rash.

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1058 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  11:38:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear Ebb,
I regularly visit a message board let's call it the Mr Black Forum,no wait that's too obvious,the Frank B forum.Anyway I've been a regular visitor now for about a year give or take,and up until now everything has been just tickety-boo.However,recently some people have been taking it far too seriously and may have forgotten that it is in fact,only a message board.Anyway my dilemma is should I have turkey or pork sausages with my chips (Or fries for you bloody foreigners) tonight?


"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away
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pfeffa
= Cult of Ray =

Aruba
367 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  12:49:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Question: What should I do with my life? I'm bored. I know I'm open for sarcasm, so post away.

Frank's band is better than your band. Sing it.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  14:26:11  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ShakeyShake

Dear Ebb,
I regularly visit a message board let's call it the Mr Black Forum,no wait that's too obvious,the Frank B forum.Anyway I've been a regular visitor now for about a year give or take,and up until now everything has been just tickety-boo.However,recently some people have been taking it far too seriously and may have forgotten that it is in fact,only a message board.Anyway my dilemma is should I have turkey or pork sausages with my chips (Or fries for you bloody foreigners) tonight?


if given the choice i will usually have to say pork unless it is particularly good turkey with gravy.

quote:
Originally posted by pfeffa

Question: What should I do with my life? I'm bored. I know I'm open for sarcasm, so post away.


i have heard you can make a lot of money running an amateur porn site.

alternatively it seems to be a requirement that any 3, 4 or 5 piece band have a cute female bass player. if you have music talent and the requisite level of cuteness (which, let's face it, isn't that high) then that could be an option for you.
Edited by - Ebb Vicious on 07/15/2004 14:26:38
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  17:36:40  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Why not do both, like Kim Deal did?


Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  21:08:54  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

Why not do both, like Kim Deal did?


you liar. why would you make up a lie like that liar. :(

now i'll dream of kim deal porn for the rest of my days.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  21:38:35  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
But it's an entertaining lie, and isn't that the real truth?

The answer is no.


Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  21:40:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wish Kim would suck you off, then maybe you'd be a bit less hostile.

Shit, maybe we can persaude her?
with some means of bartering! who's in? I
'll donate a handle of Jim Beam to the cause.

Ik heb je oma geneukt met de voorbind dildo van Floops moederhehehahhahehehaha
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  22:42:13  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

But it's an entertaining lie, and isn't that the real truth?

The answer is no.


-- Leonard Nimoy
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 07/15/2004 :  22:43:16  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

I wish Kim would suck you off, then maybe you'd be a bit less hostile.

Shit, maybe we can persaude her?
with some means of bartering! who's in? I
'll donate a handle of Jim Beam to the cause.


you're still retarded.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 07/16/2004 :  07:08:15  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

and your point, oh so wise soothayer Mr. Ebb, is?


stop posting because you're an idiot?
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts
Posted - 07/17/2004 :  06:33:24  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I havent rea the whole of this thread, but have come to the conclusive decision, that Ebb is an asshole.

Really useful post, huh? haha

Just thought I'd throw that in there...
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 07/17/2004 :  10:10:22  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath

I havent rea the whole of this thread, but have come to the conclusive decision, that Ebb is an asshole.

Really useful post, huh? haha

Just thought I'd throw that in there...


and this single post tells me you're a gigantic fucking retard :)
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1058 Posts
Posted - 07/17/2004 :  15:53:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Can you feel the love?I can feel the love.I'm feeling the love right now.That's a whole lotta love.Everyone loves each other and is feeling each others love.It's a lovely place to be.I'm loving it.


"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts
Posted - 07/17/2004 :  17:55:52  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I can't feel the love. It remains just out of my reach, like Tantalus and those berries.


Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts
Posted - 07/19/2004 :  08:09:21  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ShakeyShake

I'm loving it.


"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away


OH my god! Shakey shake is a Mcripoff promoter!!!! kill him! kill him now!!

Ebb - in response, I'd like to say how much we all missed you while you were away.

Just thought I'd throw that in there...
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts
Posted - 07/19/2004 :  18:52:04  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Or maybe McDonald's stole the line from Shakey (although that user name is a bit suspicious).


Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts
Posted - 07/19/2004 :  19:00:52  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote

mcdonald's goes through slogans like mcdonald's goes through my digestive tract.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts
Posted - 07/19/2004 :  19:27:33  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Food, folks, and fun!


Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts
Posted - 01/11/2005 :  14:30:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ebb,

I've been thinking about starting another advice column, under the psyeudonym Sam Frank. and call it something like "Ask Sammy".. good idea? bad idea? what do you think?

Floop

aka Sammy ;)



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