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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 12/12/2004 :  00:32:20  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I've found myself with some extra time so *Ask Jimmy* is back in business.

Girlfriend problems? Boyfriend prblems? Maybe some delicate sexual problem that's keeping you up at night?

Don't suffer any longer. Come to Jimmy. Jimmy will fix your life, for free.

the thing
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
313 Posts

Posted - 12/13/2004 :  02:32:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What should I do?


Forget the cults I got me a whole church!
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1615 Posts

Posted - 12/13/2004 :  07:17:31  Show Profile  Click to see Thomas's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Future not looking so bright in the advise column these days.


"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard"
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 12/14/2004 :  20:07:54  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Dear the Thing,
I can tell you're bored and lonely. You need a purpose. I almost never suggest that other people try to make themselves feel better by helping others, but this time is diferent. You need a project to keep you busy. Here is your mission:
I'd like for you to ask all your friends if they have any leftover prescription painkillers at home and have them give them to you (and check your own medicine cabinet as well). Gather as much as you can (oxycodone, hydrocodone, morphine, ect.-can't you get codine over the counter there?) and send it to Jimmy. I think you should also go to your doctor and complain about exruciating back pain and tell him to prescribe something strong and plenty of it.
We'll work out the delivery later. In the meantime, remember 3 words and make them your life's purpose: Pills For Jimmy.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 12/15/2004 :  18:55:50  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Are you going to pull a Soupy Sales, and ask kids to send you their parents' cash?



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2004 :  11:48:47  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Some things are more important than money, like dope.
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Chip Away Boy
= Cult of Ray =

914 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2004 :  12:10:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
jimmy: should I trust the government?
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1615 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2004 :  12:30:04  Show Profile  Click to see Thomas's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Mother should I run for president?


"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard"
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2004 :  19:14:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jimmy, thank goodness you're here. I gotta question and I want to ask you something. You see, I got myself an ass that's uh? Itching. Can you recommend a cream or ointment or something for me?

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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 12/27/2004 :  11:20:56  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Dear Chip Away Boy,
No, you shouldn't trust the government. Don't trust anyone except me. I'm the only person in the whole world that you can count on.
Jimmy
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 01/11/2005 :  14:10:56  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Who's more trustworthy? You, Dean, or the 8-ball?



"Reunion? Shit union!"
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 01/11/2005 :  14:16:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
what about me?



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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