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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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 Posted - 07/07/2004 : 09:25:46
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 07/07/2004 : 09:44:16
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Just get a handle of Jim Beam and call me in the morning...
merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 09:57:50
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
I was gonna ask what was sexy about this topic, and then realised a) it was his cunning plan to get us to read it b) KoKs post explains everything.
One of my exs had a sty once. Man, do guys moan alot. bet it doesnt even hurt that much 
Just thought I'd throw that in there...
yes, i just wanted everyone to read it so i tricked them.
also, i really do think stys are sexy (like ass boils). have you ever really sat down and looked at a sty?
i've gotten so much more attention from women now that they know i have a sty. i wish i could get more. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 09:59:20
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Well they are contagious floop.
Just start rubbing your eyes like mad... |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 07/07/2004 : 10:06:49
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Floop, just don't touch your balls! you don't want a sty down there, that's NOT sexy! =)
merci d'essayer de m'apprendre le francais hehehahhahehehaha |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 10:09:00
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Well they are contagious floop.
Just start rubbing your eyes like mad...
oh i have been. don't they say it's good to rub your eyes a lot to get rid of it? |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
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Posted - 07/07/2004 : 10:10:13
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Originally posted by Johnny Yen
Eeewwww, bumpy eyelids...
i have a bump on my eyelid but don't remember ever having a sty...
maybe when i was little cause it's always been there as long as i remember.
my wife thinks it's sexy - see this is a sexy topic.
 Join the Cult of Cartman! Respect my Authoritaah!!! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 10:15:08
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yup that's right floop.
(really its staph bacteria...) |
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Posted - 07/07/2004 : 11:10:21
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just reminded of a herpes story
*A warning to womenkind everywhere*
A girl I know got pissed while she had a stomach ulcer and landed herself in hospital, on visiting day she introduced me to a fellow resident of the ward who wa in from herpe's
which she got from her boyfriend performing oral while he had a cold-sore
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 12:13:44
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I recently scratched the cornia (jeez, how do you spell that) on my eye and at first, after the initial pain, it wasn't so bad. But that night, when I went to lay down, it got really bad and I started rubbing it and it continued to grow worse and worse (of course rubbing it only exacerbates it, too). I was in serious pain. I was up all night and had to go to the immediate care clinic in the morning and have it numbed and an eyepatch put over it. I was in constant pain for about two days. And the eye was very easily irritable for a few weeks. Glad that's over with. I'd rather break an arm than go through that again.
"There is a new craze in the nation/ it is lamination/ we like to laminate/ we laminate our driver's license/ so cannot be changed" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2004 : 14:54:52
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Originally posted by TarTar
I recently scratched the cornia (jeez, how do you spell that) on my eye and at first, after the initial pain, it wasn't so bad. But that night, when I went to lay down, it got really bad and I started rubbing it and it continued to grow worse and worse (of course rubbing it only exacerbates it, too). I was in serious pain. I was up all night and had to go to the immediate care clinic in the morning and have it numbed and an eyepatch put over it. I was in constant pain for about two days. And the eye was very easily irritable for a few weeks. Glad that's over with. I'd rather break an arm than go through that again.
"There is a new craze in the nation/ it is lamination/ we like to laminate/ we laminate our driver's license/ so cannot be changed"
but did you get laid as a result of it? |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 07/13/2004 : 02:50:19
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Of course. When I went to the bar wearing that eye patch, I decided to go all out and put a parrot on my shoulder (stuffed of course), pulled my hand back into my shirt sleeve and put a hook there. I considered amputating my leg and having a peg leg put there since it would a) make the look more authentic and b) distract me from the pain in my eye, but at the last minute decided against it. I put a cheap little pirates hat from a costume store on (complete w/ skull and crossbones) and off to the bar I went
As I sat at the bar drinking rum straight, this incredibly hot girl who was tending bar:
started asking me all about the pirate get-up and started calling me Black Beard (on account of my scruffy one-week beard I had going at the time). And for as much fun as I was trying to have and as much rum as I chugged, that pain in my eye wouldn't go away, and I said, "Lady, look. I know this pirate outfit looks fun, but I'm not really feeling part of it. All I can focus on is this pain in my eye. I'm NOT eating, shitting, sleeping, fucking Black Beard." And she leans down and looks me in the eyes, and says, "Prove it."
Next thing I know, I'm in her car, banging away at her, and she's just moaning and groaning, and eventually starts shouting over and over, "Fuck me, Black Beard! Fuck me, Black Beard! Fuck me, Black Beard!"
I don't get laid out-of-the-blue like that very often. It was like a moment from a movie or something.
"There is a new craze in the nation/ it is lamination/ we like to laminate/ we laminate our driver's license/ so cannot be changed" |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 07/13/2004 : 09:23:09
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Jesus, I love this forum.
Tartar, u roc.
Tre - gotta watch that herpes simplex migration. L-Lysine, sleep and lots of water will knock a cold sore out...
Floop - don't touch, soak regularly, take drugs. The ONLY thing that I would suggest (and some will disagree - saying I'm a retard (seeIQ post), but I used to get conjunctivitis (pink eye) alot when i was little cause I was such a face digging, nailbiting vervous little shit...my old man says "put some Neosporin in it!"...so, with some practice, I learned how to smear this viscous, vaseline like goo directly onto my eyeball at the first sign of conj-itis. Nipped it in the bud EVERY time. That shit rocks.
Now - TRUE - the label does say 'for external use only' (and may actually say "DON'T USE IN YOUR EYE, YOU IDIOT!") or whatever but pffffft! Labels schmabels! We're MEN! We do what works and for pinkeye, this DID work. I swar it.
So yeah - try some Neosporin - before sleep so you can keep your eye closed. It really isn't that hard to do and - frankly - it is rather soothing compared to the burning hell you're in right now. You won't go blind. If the sty is bacterial, this stuff will kill it....if it doesn't make it stronger.
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So we've got our recruits and our green mohair suits, so please leave your ID at the door. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/13/2004 : 10:02:52
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Shiver me timbers TarTar, could she be more beautiful!?
You are one lucky pirate
So did you give her a Jolly Roger?
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 07/13/2004 : 11:27:47
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No, but she did suck on a Jolly Rancher to freshen up her mouth afterwards. It was hot, her flipping that thing about in her mouth as she explained her whole pirate fetish to me. Damn!
"There is a new craze in the nation/ it is lamination/ we like to laminate/ we laminate our driver's license/ so cannot be changed" |
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sty in my eye (sexy topic)
