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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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 Posted - 06/28/2004 : 07:19:48
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I have just got a PhD of Happiness & Joy at the University of Paris. It took me a while to get it, and I have studied very hard.
You are all so nice here and I have noticed that some of you are feeling depressed. That is why I am offering you a FREE CONSULTATION. Post your problems and concerns, and see how easily I will help you to get rid of them.
Please allow me some time to answer, as I am taking some holidays and don't have a computer all the time. |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 08:01:56
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Hé doc, y a un mec qui m'cherche des crosses dans l'topic Pernod!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 10:15:04
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Yeah I have a problem doc. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 07:32:19
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Froggy, laisse tomber ce gamin immature, si vraiment il t'enerve, pense a des oiseaux, des petits chiens ou des fleurs.
Mikey, I will quote my most famous professor- Doctor Benway - "jeder macht kleine Dummheiten". |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 10:33:40
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He said that? He was smarter than I thought.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 05:37:58
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| I am very glad that noone replies to this thread because it means everyone is happy. However, if everyone was happy, what would I do? That is why I wish some of you were just a little unhappy, like disappointed or something...that way Daddy could fix their little problems, and everyone would be happy... |
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 05:54:11
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daddy do i wear the green nail varnish or the purple today, my lack of deciciveness makes me a little bit unhappy and oh so slightly dissapointed in myself
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 05:56:08
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| Green is the color of hope, pink the color of sluts. It's easier to make your choice now. |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 05:57:12
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I think Frank eating your hamster would be more of a problem!!!
Doctor happiness. Where should I go to university? London, or Manchester?
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 06:03:12
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Ooh, I can answer that. Manchester, cos its farther away from me.
Har har.
Kind regards,
Simon
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 06:08:57
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Ooh, I can answer that. Manchester, cos its farther away from me.
Har har.
Well I dont wanna be near you, mr no mates. Ill go to manchester. yeah. 
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 06:55:00
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I never liked my scabby hamster.
If pink is slutty does that make purple really slutty? what if I am hoping to get to be slutty? should I do stripes?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 07:03:03
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since when has pink been slutty? Id say red is more slutty.
did you know if you were red shoes it apperently means you want to be fucked? kinda like FMB (fuck me boots) and FMHB (fuck me hard boots). these are usually stilletto style pointy toed boots.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 07:07:48
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red hat no knickers my nan used to say
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 07:19:53
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i wish red hats returned trendy...
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 08:24:56
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Or hats in general.
Hats were stylish and classy, they made even the most boorish of men look like gentlemen. Right Monsieur?
Would we be a happier planet if everyone wore hats, took them off when they entered a business, fanned themselves with them in tent revivals, and used esoterically-carved, dark-stained exotic wood hat racks again?
 Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha! |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 08:31:18
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Originally posted by Tre
If pink is slutty does that make purple really slutty?
nah, wearing purple means you're gay.
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 08:49:41
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*reaches for the nail-varnish remover*
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 08:56:28
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but seriously, Purple is the universal gay pride colour.
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 09:04:23
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I thought it was a rainbow!
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2004 : 09:25:07
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Someday even our skin, our genes, our thoughts, will be usurped by some special interest group or another.
Doctor, whatever can we do?
Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 09:55:45
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Originally posted by benji
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Originally posted by Tre
If pink is slutty does that make purple really slutty?
nah, wearing purple means you're gay.
You Know You Want To!
nah, purple means you're sexually frustrated. |
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 10:05:27
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
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Doctor happiness. Where should I go to university? London, or Manchester?
why don't you go in Brighton? Otherwise London, it has to be.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 10:20:48
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Originally posted by apl4eris
Or hats in general.
Hats were stylish and classy, they made even the most boorish of men look like gentlemen. Right Monsieur?
Would we be a happier planet if everyone wore hats, took them off when they entered a business, fanned themselves with them in tent revivals, and used esoterically-carved, dark-stained exotic wood hat racks again?
Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha!
You are so right, apl.
Kind regards,
Simon
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 10:57:20
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
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Originally posted by benji
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Originally posted by Tre
If pink is slutty does that make purple really slutty?
nah, wearing purple means you're gay.
You Know You Want To!
nah, purple means you're sexually frustrated.
So does peeling the labels off beer bottles, which is what Mel was doing on Saturday.
She should have worn her FMHB.
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 12:20:11
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Dear Dr Daddy. I wore green for hope and was happy! Untill I thought that maybe hope was a childish emotion and I should pursue the course of realism which although more cynical is definatley more adult. Will silver glittery be ok for tomorrow?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 19:25:50
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did you know if you were red shoes it apperently means you want to be fucked?
Is that only true for girls? If not, what does it mean for Ronald McDonald?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 07/01/2004 : 03:15:00
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Originally posted by apl4eris
Or hats in general.
Hats were stylish and classy, they made even the most boorish of men look like gentlemen. Right Monsieur?
Would we be a happier planet if everyone wore hats, took them off when they entered a business, fanned themselves with them in tent revivals, and used esoterically-carved, dark-stained exotic wood hat racks again?
Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha!
People stopped wearing hats because of cars:
It's difficult to drive with a hat on, and if you've got a passenger you're obliged to put it on the backseats where it's dificult to reach when you go out of your car. Unless you're driving a cabriolet (car with no roof) you don't need to protect your head for rain or sun.
So may be when Earth will run out of oil, we'll be wearing hats again.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 07/01/2004 : 08:22:18
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
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Doctor happiness. Where should I go to university? London, or Manchester?
why don't you go in Brighton? Otherwise London, it has to be.
Brighton doesnt have any courses I want to go on. London is ver expensive. ah well, maybe all but one wont except me and then I dont have to choose! I wish other people could make my decisions for me.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2004 : 08:24:09
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
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Originally posted by benji
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Originally posted by Tre
If pink is slutty does that make purple really slutty?
nah, wearing purple means you're gay.
You Know You Want To!
nah, purple means you're sexually frustrated.
So does peeling the labels off beer bottles, which is what Mel was doing on Saturday.
She should have worn her FMHB
Haha. Yeah, ok I was peeling off bottle labels..but I always do..erm, yeah, ok, see your point.
And for your information I dont have FMHBs!!!! I know I said i have knee high boots...but they arent like FMHBs. not even FMBs. no where near.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 07/01/2004 : 08:25:04
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Originally posted by VoVat
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did you know if you were red shoes it apperently means you want to be fucked?
Is that only true for girls? If not, what does it mean for Ronald McDonald?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
THAT quite possibly conjured up one of THE most disturbing thoughts ive ever had.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 08:17:45
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Originally posted by apl4eris
Or hats in general.
Hats were stylish and classy, they made even the most boorish of men look like gentlemen. Right Monsieur?
Would we be a happier planet if everyone wore hats, took them off when they entered a business, fanned themselves with them in tent revivals, and used esoterically-carved, dark-stained exotic wood hat racks again?
Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha!
My grandfather used to wear a hat, and he was one classy dude. I am more into berets :
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 08:20:49
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Originally posted by remig
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
Or hats in general.
Hats were stylish and classy, they made even the most boorish of men look like gentlemen. Right Monsieur?
Would we be a happier planet if everyone wore hats, took them off when they entered a business, fanned themselves with them in tent revivals, and used esoterically-carved, dark-stained exotic wood hat racks again?
Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha!
People stopped wearing hats because of cars:
It's difficult to drive with a hat on, and if you've got a passenger you're obliged to put it on the backseats where it's dificult to reach when you go out of your car. Unless you're driving a cabriolet (car with no roof) you don't need to protect your head for rain or sun.
So may be when Earth will run out of oil, we'll be wearing hats again.
I don't agree with you Remi. I think people no longer wear hats because they don't want to spoil their expensive hairdoes (is this well spelled?) |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 08:23:11
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
I think Frank eating your hamster would be more of a problem!!!
Doctor happiness. Where should I go to university? London, or Manchester?
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
If you want to be happy you should go to London. Just listen to the music from Manchester : Joy Division, the Smiths, the Stone Roses, the Happy Mondays... In Manchester, you're either drunk or depressed. |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 08:24:45
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Originally posted by Tre
Dear Dr Daddy. I wore green for hope and was happy! Untill I thought that maybe hope was a childish emotion and I should pursue the course of realism which although more cynical is definatley more adult. Will silver glittery be ok for tomorrow?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 07/02/2004 : 09:48:47
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| Riddle me this, Monsieur Happiness....what's the difference between happiness and joy? Is joy a more celebratory state, and happiness just general contentment? And is'nt it true that although goths wear black, obsess about death and read bad poetry, they actually indulge in these things to obtain happiness? And...actually, that's enough questions. |
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Doctor Happiness is answering your questions.
