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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
 Posted - 07/02/2004 : 09:50:26
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 09:58:22
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What is the difference between happiness and joy?
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 10:00:36
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| I am here to make you happy. Trying to solve this puzzle will lead you to suicide, believe me. |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 10:05:00
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How can I believe you that it will lead me to suicide unless you have already committed and are speaking to me via the FB.net site from the "other" side? Are you still happy being dead?
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 10:10:07
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:16:36
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did you know if you were red shoes it apperently means you want to be fucked?
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Is that only true for girls? If not, what does it mean for Ronald McDonald?
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Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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THAT quite possibly conjured up one of THE most disturbing thoughts ive ever had.
Thanks! I try. <g>
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 18:27:09
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very deep m. i know what you mean i think.
if we find that one thing, everything else slides into perspective and we are free to choose what we get all twitterpated about.
for me its music and the opposite sex.
my chatter for dr daddy is, what can i help you with?
warm wishes and fond regards,
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2004 : 03:28:41
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Originally posted by Little Black Francis
Dear Dr. Happy,
What do I do when someone says to me, "Go fuck yourself!" Do I take it literally or what? Do I beat my meat and smack my moma? Please Help.
Sincerely,
Fucking Confused in the USA
nuotare? hehehahhahehehaha
Sorry LBF, I only accept serious patients. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2004 : 06:18:35
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Should you give yourself a limit on how many guys to flirt (maybe go further with) in any one night?
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2004 : 12:19:49
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You been reading the Guiness Book Of Sexual Records again Mel? Feeling inspired?
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. |
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n/a
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2004 : 12:51:57
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Dr Happiness, I recieved a letter from sheffield hallam accepting me on their course but I am fretting about how to pay for it, I considered a career development loan from the bank but have come to the conclusion that all banks are fucking evil after charging me EIGHTY FUCKING QUID in charges TODAY! Should I seel other sources of funding? pimping and crackhouses and robbery and dealing and the like?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2004 : 14:20:55
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You wouldn't make much Tre!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2004 : 14:28:47
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Dear Tre,
Thank you for your email. I suggest you contact your Local Education Authority (LEA), who may be able to assess you for either a means-tested grant or a student loan. Alternatively, you may wish to visit the university website for details about scholarships, bursaries etc.
I hope this helps.
Kind regards,
Simon
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2004 : 09:10:40
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I have a question for Dr. Happiness. Is it true that you are in face a warm gun?
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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n/a
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2004 : 09:22:52
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Dear Big Cheese,
Thankyou for your advice on the matter, however I now appreciate that in my first correspondance I did not make myself adequately clear in that the course I am going to do is postgraduate so has to be self funded. The fine upstanding institution that I aready owe THIRTTEN FUCKING GRAND TO, the students loans company, will be unable to help me in this matter. So it's either corporate whores (banking) or crack whores (pimping) for me.
Thank you for your time and consideration
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2004 : 09:46:07
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Originally posted by WolfManMikeLonely
I have a question for Dr. Happiness. Is it true that you are in face a warm gun?
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net
Nice Freudian typo there. 
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2004 : 09:59:27
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Tre, just a word of advice. Most admissions offices will have statues (or at least statuettes) of the staff, mainly for the purpose of votive offerings and the like. Its general practice nowadays to leave some sort of gift, whatever you feel is sufficient, at the base of the statue as a form of thanks. Just a note for future.
Look around for scholarships, or try to wangle some sponsorship. Its not really my area, but there are sources, I believe.
Kind regards,
Simon
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2004 : 10:02:47
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Or, make a killing with an independent zombie movie set in a children's hospital, that takes the 2005 Cannes film festival by storm.
oopsie! |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2004 : 10:05:30
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It takes talent to fuck up a simple post like that and I am a talented guy.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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n/a
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2004 : 10:08:12
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Dear Super Cheese master of the universe
Thankyou for both your prompt reply and usefull tip, I have ordered a cart of shiny red apples and manilla envelopes as these are the gifts I understand those working in the field of academia are most likley to appreciate. Shiny apple for teacher and manilla back handers for administrive staff who handle deadlines and grade storage.
Unfortunatley I did try sponsorship, I only got a 2(ii) and the board that deals in Biomedical/Biomolecular funding damn near laughed in my face when I tried to probe them *sigh*
tre watches her debt mountain rise past £20K......
Kind Regards
Tre demon lord of stonewashed denim
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2004 : 10:17:42
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OK, then, you'll have to pay yourself. Teach you to study properly first time round
Can you make them white A4 window envelopes?
Ta
Kind regards,
Simon
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2004 : 08:07:26
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| Cheesy, I will sue you for illegal practice of medicine. What do you think? We have our rules. Be prepared to receive a letter from the Court in a very near future. |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2004 : 08:09:51
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Should you give yourself a limit on how many guys to flirt (maybe go further with) in any one night?
Just thought I'd throw that in there...
Having sex with many people, a practice commonly known as gang bang, usually reveals a deeper problem. Try sports. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2004 : 08:18:29
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You been reading the Guiness Book Of Sexual Records again Mel? Feeling inspired?
Damn howd you know Mikey? Fancy joining me in my quest to stardom (via the Guiness book of Records)?
Just thought I'd throw that in there... |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2004 : 14:50:04
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No thanks. I got my fingers burnt when I tried to enter the normal Guiness Book Of Records.
Damn that lit match holding record! Damn it to hell!
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Madame
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 09/15/2009 : 14:06:24
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Originally posted by n/a
Dr Happiness, I recieved a letter from sheffield hallam accepting me on their course but I am fretting about how to pay for it, I considered a career development loan from the bank but have come to the conclusion that all banks are fucking evil after charging me EIGHTY FUCKING QUID in charges TODAY! Should I seel other sources of funding? pimping and crackhouses and robbery and dealing and the like?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
so what did you finally end up by doing? |
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Doctor Happiness is answering your questions.
