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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 06/16/2004 : 12:06:09
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
rice and peas
 "It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous."
This reminds me of Bo Selecta.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 12:09:15
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Eee-hee!
"It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 12:12:38
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And that.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 12:38:41
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Originally posted by fudd
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Originally posted by apl4eris
I got the "Piethakia".
How was it? And what is it?
(Do you leave out the important details and make me ask on purpose?)
It was great. "Grilled marinated lambchops over lemon potatoes and village vegetables."
I found this cool flash site that teaches some Greek pronunciation. http://www.foi.org.uk/flash/speak-greek.swf
I wonder how correct it is...but then I am paranoid my fortune cookie is teaching me the wrong words in Chinese.
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 12:43:15
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
rice and peas
"It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous."
This reminds me of Bo Selecta.
Listen to Nine Black Alps.
It reminds me of the Pixies "Bone Machine" and the rest of Black Francis' songs. Rice and peas that is. See, it's close to "Rice and Beans"? Get it? Okay.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 12:46:20
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I always wanted to find a good recipe for the Puerto Rican rice and beans that CT talks about. Sounds good....
"It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 12:46:39
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I don't think you would know what Bo Selecta is over there. You yanks may not get it anyway.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 12:52:59
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Tell us about Bo Selecta, Homer.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 12:58:32
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Erm OK. It's a comedy sketch show where this guy wears rubber masks to mimic famous and not-so-fabulous celebrities. He doesn't even try to mimic the voices, often choosing a completely different accent on purpose. Michael Jackson is his best.
It sounds terrible but it is very funny. Very crude though.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 13:15:07
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Sounds like Andy Kaufman.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 13:48:23
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We did? I barely felt a thing.
Oh, and I am eating orzo pasta salad that was left over from a meeting. I love corporate life.
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I flirt with any flighty thing that falls my way.
But how I needed you. When I needed you.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 13:54:08
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Yeah it's such a bonus when there is food left over after a meeting.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:05:13
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All the crap that you have to put up with in corporate life is less than or equal to leftover pasta. Therefore, you have a net gain in life, and it's paid out to you in the form of pasta.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:07:01
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Interesting theory.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:10:51
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You should hear my Ramen noodles theory...which I may or may not be eating right now.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:16:19
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| I wish the food was that good here! It is another negative in addition to the crap! |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:21:17
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Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
So that was why the whole lifetime of the solar system just passed before my eyes. I thought that was odd.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:26:59
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You'll be pleased to know that my chicken, rice and peas went down a treat. Although technically, I'm not eating it now (floop: its noted), I still felt the need to report. I accompanied it with a glass of guava juice, my new favourite, and followed it with a raspberry yoghurt.
"It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:29:48
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Yoghurt. Yum!
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:33:40
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| calistanian, what's your ramen theory? please tell. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:38:08
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Ramen noodles to the 17th power, divided by the number of times you've lost your job, equals what you'll be having for breakfast, dinner, and lunch for the next 3.5 years.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 14:46:07
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 15:06:53
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4 chips ahoy cookies, a banana, and a diet cola! snack time! yay!
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 06/16/2004 : 17:01:34
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I just had some mixed berry yogurt.
And Carolynanna, gum isn't food! I hope you didn't swallow it, because it'll stay in your stomach for ten years, and then bloom into a gum tree!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 01:20:48
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| Just got done with a California Kitchen Jamaican Jerk Chicken Pizza. I'm a jerk! |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 05:37:54
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
You should hear my Ramen noodles theory...which I may or may not be eating right now.
I am eating a lovely proof of the Central Limit Theorem.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 15:07:20
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I'm not eating, but I'm drinking a Wawa fruit punch.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 15:33:24
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| A Sloppy Joe. Mmm. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:05:52
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An Earwig
I just tried to take a sip of my yerba matte , and evidently one had crawled into the bombilla(straw) last night.
I feel ill.
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:19:46
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| It's too easy, but it is true. I tried yerba matte once and got ill, too. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:45:01
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Come on guys, don't you know you have to chock the earwigs with a greeba before you put them in the yerba matte, sheeesh. ;)
"Here today, Guano tomorrow" |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:46:36
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Originally posted by fudd
It's too easy, but it is true. I tried yerba matte once and got ill, too.
Did you suffer a COLONary?
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"Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception." : Mark Twain. The Mysterious Stranger 1916.
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:48:24
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
quote:
Originally posted by fudd
It's too easy, but it is true. I tried yerba matte once and got ill, too.
Did you suffer a COLONary?
And how. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:49:23
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Did you have to perform an emergency bowelenectomy?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 06/17/2004 : 16:54:20
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And the joke stops there...
To be continued
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"Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception." : Mark Twain. The Mysterious Stranger 1916.
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