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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 06/11/2004 : 11:17:33
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don't worry ramona, i would't turn you down either. i'm very equal opportunity when it comes to having intercourse.
(do i know how to make a woman feel special or what?)
no, i was kidding. but i do stand by opinion. if Jeaneane wasn't a celebrity would you think she was "hot"? same question goes for Uma Thurman. or, say, PJ Harvey.. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 11:35:11
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Yeah, my head is just INFLATING from that compliment! At least I have good (and apparently A LOT) of company.
Uma Thurman is so strange looking, I think that is what makes her beautiful. She is "sexy ugly" (which I am stealing from Kissing Jessica Stein) like Lyle Lovett or something.
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you know i'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 12:23:42
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| You are so wrong, floop. Jeaneane is definitely hot. And you are so wrong, ramona. Lyle Lovett is not. Try Ioan Gruffudd. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 12:29:07
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I didn't say I thought he was sexy, he was just an example. Some people find him sexy. Someone I find sexy ugly is Andrew MacCarthy. Sometimes he looks HORRIBLE and other times he is so pretty. James Spader is good too...
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So if you're lonely
you know i'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you...
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 12:41:04
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......Andrew MacCarthy.......James Spader.........
Aren't these guys just famous nerds?
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......Uma Thurman.........
Hot! Hot! Hot!
"Signatures are for sissies" |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 12:46:16
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And just what is wrong with nerds???
p.s. How about that movie with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal? That was fun, wasn't it? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 12:52:55
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Originally posted by fudd
You are so wrong, floop. Jeaneane is definitely hot.
she gets points for being Italian. and she has a great personality. but for pure looks she does not fall into the "hot" catagory (unless you're really into gigantic foreheads) |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:05:24
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Originally posted by floop
nice choice vilainde.
i really dig her too. i mean, she's no Jennifer Connelly. but she's reeeeallly cute. did you see ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND?
Still unreleased here. But I'm looking forward to seeing it.
Denis
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:07:01
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quote:
Originally posted by fudd
And just what is wrong with nerds???
p.s. How about that movie with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal? That was fun, wasn't it?
Nerds are sexy. Smarts are a turn on, people.
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So if you're lonely
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I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you...
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:07:16
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:08:04
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I've never seen Janeane Garofalo, but on the picture posted here she's definitely hot.
Uma Thurman is not hot. Although I kinda like her in Kill Bill. Otherwise she's nothing special.
Denis
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:08:23
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quote:
Originally posted by ramona
Nerds are sexy. Smarts are a turn on, people.
Where do you live, ramona? |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:09:04
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Um. Why? 
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I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you...
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:11:07
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quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
I've never seen Janeane Garofalo, but on the picture posted here she's definitely hot.
Uma Thurman is not hot. Although I kinda like her in Kill Bill. Otherwise she's nothing special.
but you would still have intercourse with her, right? |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:15:33
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Why does the word "intercourse" crack me up? (I may possibly be twelve).
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:17:40
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Hey, I'm a married man! But I would if I weren't.
BTW Floop, do you know I had sex while you were on your fishing trip? You complained about spending 5 days without having sex, so I figured someone in the world should do it. I kinda dedicated it to you (afterwards only, I didn't think about you during the act. And neither did my wife, you perv)
Denis
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:19:19
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i always use the word intercourse. i'm very primm and refined.
"honey, would you like to have intercourse now?"
"yes dear"
a typical day at my house..
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:24:52
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
...a typical day at my house..
Don't forget the Merc and the burning plane in the distance. ;)
If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:29:33
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Originally posted by vilainde
Hey, I'm a married man! But I would if I weren't.
BTW Floop, do you know I had sex while you were on your fishing trip? You complained about spending 5 days without having sex, so I figured someone in the world should do it. I kinda dedicated it to you (afterwards only, I didn't think about you during the act. And neither did my wife, you perv)
hey, thanks Denis. i'm touched. that really means a lot to me.
did you guys have a toast to me or anything? maybe some wine and cheese? |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:33:14
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What do you mean by "guys"? I was the only guy in the room.
Denis
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:36:30
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Originally posted by ramona
Um. Why?
Just curious, that's all. Not that I know any nerds or anything. |
Edited by - fudd on 06/11/2004 13:37:03 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:40:49
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i didn't mean that the way it sounded. here, we say "guys" for any group of people, regardless of gender.
though that would have been a good burn, i have no reason to insult you Denis. i mean, you dedicated intercourse to me. that means something.
tonight, if (or i should say "when") i find myself having intercourse, i'll stop mid-way and make my girlfriend open some champagne to toast with me: "To Denis!"
or not. i'll try to remember. |
Edited by - floop on 06/11/2004 13:46:34 |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:46:31
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That's awesome. Could you also try to make your girlfriend scream "Oh, Denis!" at the appropriate time?
Denis
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:54:55
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Heh. You guys are cracking me up. I may have to find someone to have sex with (or, I'm sorry, "intercourse") just so I can dedicate it to someone.
I live in Boston, fudd. If you've got any nerds, send 'em my way!
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I'm just a shot away from you...
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 14:00:46
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Originally posted by ramona
I live in Boston, fudd. If you've got any nerds, send 'em my way!
MIT. Right across the river. Packed with 'em.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 14:03:00
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Originally posted by vilainde
That's awesome. Could you also try to make your girlfriend scream "Oh, Denis!" at the appropriate time?
Denis
uh, yeah. i'll try to remember that too. but only if you do the same with your wife.
and please, have her call me "Floop".
actually, can you have her say the following (you can print it out for her to memorize):
"Floop, c'est trop bon! Je ne puis pas le tenir plus long. Vous êtes comme un étalon, me piétinant avec votre amour. piétinez-moi étalon! svp!
Vous êtes très habile dans l'intercouse Floop. Très habile." |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 14:04:47
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 14:26:15
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Where does this come from? Are you reading the Marquis de Sade in French?
Hey, you know what else I could do? I could tell her to cook fajitas and dedicate them to you. She's mexican, she cooks very well, and I know you love mexican food. How does it sound? Next time you go fishing, just tell me about it and I'll prepare a Floop special evening, complete with tacos, Corona, and a crazy sex session.
Denis
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 15:49:51
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Someone I find sexy ugly is Andrew MacCarthy.
But he's made of wood!
Oh, wait. I'm thinking of Charlie McCarthy. Sorry. I'll leave now.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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darkoutsider
= Cult of Ray =
USA
285 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 16:11:12
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I find Jeneane extremely attractive. If I could date anyone in Hollywood,or anywhere for that matter, it would be this woman.
You?
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
Dude Jeneane is super sexy... good choice. For me on the other hand... if I had a chance with anyone in hollywood. Any woman it would have to be...
Miss Christina Ricci... *sigh*
In my defense... I'm just sayin' |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 16:12:05
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I was having the "which is the best looking one in Friends" conversation the other day, and I came to the conclusion that it was Brad Pitt. Hmm...
Anyway, I'd add Laetitia Casta and good old Cameron Diaz. Keira Knightley is not ugly however. And I wouldn't kick Julie Delpy out of bed for eating crackers.
 "It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous." |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 16:18:07
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i really like natalie imbruglia, she's so pretty and cool... erm, and that's it.
I am my only god, ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 16:41:26
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Julie Delpy
Natalie Imbruglia
Juliette Binoche
I like this topic.
"It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Mmmmm. Marvellous." |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 06/11/2004 : 17:09:11
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Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by fudd
You are so wrong, floop. Jeaneane is definitely hot.
she gets points for being Italian. and she has a great personality. but for pure looks she does not fall into the "hot" catagory (unless you're really into gigantic foreheads)
I havn't noticed any gigantic forehead on my lovely Jeneane.
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 19:14:51
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Originally posted by vilainde
Where does this come from? Are you reading the Marquis de Sade in French?
Hey, you know what else I could do? I could tell her to cook fajitas and dedicate them to you. She's mexican, she cooks very well, and I know you love mexican food. How does it sound? Next time you go fishing, just tell me about it and I'll prepare a Floop special evening, complete with tacos, Corona, and a crazy sex session.
Denis
fuck yeah. that sounds great.
so you're wife's mexican? you're lucky. that would be a plus. especially if you're living in France, where you can't find any good Mexican food to save your life.
having a wife who is Mexican is like with having a wife who is a massage therapist.. or, a wife who can cut hair (not ramona's ear-guard method either).. or, who is really rich.
i mean, you should marry who you love and all. but if you get some added perks, it's that much better. |
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