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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 05/25/2004 :  13:23:23  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
http://www.planetaryinvestments.com/

yeah, I thought it was some kind of horrid joke. But it looks like they are seriously trying to do this....sell land on THE MOON!

Do shameless profiteers know no bounds??? this is ridiculous. I got a huge kick out this part:

Your rights as a landowner include mineral rights. Many people ask if they can charge others if they land a spacecraft on their property. The Outer Space Treaty of 1967 clearly states the Moon and other celestial bodies are the heritage of all mankind for the purposes of exploration. So, NASA can land on or traverse across your property as long as they are exploring. However, if someone wants to build or drill for minerals on your property, that is quite a different issue.

There is nothing more Symbolic and Romantic on Earth one can give to a loved one. When you buy Lunar Property, you can look into the night sky and say, “I own a piece of that”.


So...let's translate this. You "own" the land but NASA can traverse it as they please. But, in the unlikely event that NASA decides to drill for minerals on your land, then you're safe as can be! After all, what cements one's status in society more than owning land on the moon! Furthermore, we are led to believe that there is something Symbolic and Romantic about the shameless profiteers and corporate fuckos with dollar signs in their eyes trying to sell you something they pretty much don't have ANY right to.

Let's start taking care of OUR planet before we start worrying about securing dominion over ANOTHER planetary body, for chrissake!


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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  13:25:05  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
oh god, i just noticed the best part!

"Mars property coming soon"

I think i'm going to have a nervous breakdown....

Discuss.

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  13:37:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
HMMMM..... Is lunar cheese worth much? Does it taste good?

Do dyslexic-insomniac-agnostics stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
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Posted - 05/25/2004 :  13:44:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I would like to buy some property on Mars though. A nice acreage with a view of the Olympus Mons. Maybe Frank can be my neighbour?

Do dyslexic-insomniac-agnostics stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  14:05:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm waiting for them to discover Hoth.

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  14:17:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm already ahead of the game. I'm building an ice-fishing cabin on Deimos. You're all invited.

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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  14:18:57  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
That's too funny - we were talking about this just about two weeks ago!!

I thought about a few patents I could try for, if there were a few extra $k layin around.


If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  14:19:51  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Hahaha, nice. I'm awaiting that invite. I'll bring the beer if I can hitch a ride.

This has scam written all over it.


"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?"
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  14:21:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You think it's cold in Canada? You're in for a treat. Imagine Saskatoon without an atmosphere.
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  15:08:04  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank


This has scam written all over it.


"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?"



Yes

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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
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Posted - 05/25/2004 :  15:11:26  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I guess EVERYTHING really is for sale. How depressing.

ALTHOUGH, what makes anyone think the moon is OURS to sell?? I am just waiting for some pissed off martian with a deed to come out of the woodwork.
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/25/2004 :  15:25:22  Show Profile  Visit misleadtheworld's Homepage  Reply with Quote
What would a martian be doing owning our Moon Ramona?!


I wanna go to the moon. I wanna do this duet with Morrissey.....
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  15:32:42  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BLT

You think it's cold in Canada? You're in for a treat. Imagine Saskatoon without an atmosphere.



I read you loud and clear! I'll bring my trunks.


"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?"
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  15:37:09  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
So what do you fish for? Clangers?


"Everywhere I go I want to travel by Maglev"
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  15:47:47  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
What's a Clanger?


"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?"
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  15:52:52  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You have to be kidding.


http://www.clangers.co.uk/


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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  16:11:04  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Nope, never heard of 'em. I'd never fish for one of those guys though, they're all nose. :)


"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?"
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  16:13:22  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Seriously classic cartoon. You've never even heard of the Soup Dragon?


"Everywhere I go I want to travel by Maglev"
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =

Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  16:53:19  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Actually some time ago there was a seminar or something on space ownership. It was a UE funded thing. There was a debate on who has the owner rights to all sorts of extarterrestrial objects. The main question was: "Is the lunar surface property of the US since they are the only to have touched it?" and the debate continued on all space related property issues.


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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  17:02:37  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh my GOD!!!! America didnt have the Clangers!!! its amazing!




I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.


You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy.
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
4496 Posts

Posted - 05/25/2004 :  23:37:07  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Aw, come on.. We haven't even landed on the moon yet..!


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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2004 :  07:44:23  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Clangers?! Soup Dragon?!?! I'm so lost.

But did you guys have He-Man?
OK, but what about:
Mask, Thundercats, Smurfs, Sesame St, ...


"When 5000 posts you reach / Look as good you will not, hmmm?"
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2004 :  07:47:23  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'll see your moon movie and raise you a:





ahhhhhh, delayed Photoshop gratification.


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all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2004 :  12:34:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Of course we had all of those Dean. We're not Outer Mongolia!!!

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos

Canada
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Posted - 05/26/2004 :  15:30:53  Show Profile  Visit Dave Noisy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Very nice apl. =)


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2004 :  17:05:25  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I can't wait to buy some land on Jupiter!

What? There IS no land on Jupiter? Damn it!

Okay, what about Europa?



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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2004 :  17:20:24  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
All these worlds are yours...except Europa.

(thankee Dave, I just couldn't leave well enough alone, hehe ;))

If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat.

Edited by - apl4eris on 05/26/2004 17:21:38
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2004 :  18:56:22  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Do you think I could buy my own asteroid? I've been wanting one.



Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2004 :  19:39:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

Do you think I could buy my own asteroid? I've been wanting one.



When I was looking for my property (which ultimately resulted in my purchase on Deimos), I considered asteroid land. Whatever you do, don't bother buying anything on Ceres. Since it's the biggest asteroid it's naturally too well known. Everyone and their brother will be there. Consider Vesta or Pallas. Both are a steal and relatively unknown, although the orbital eccentricity of Pallas could potentially present problems when planning a return to Earth.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 05/26/2004 :  21:42:08  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Damn, VoVat, why didn't you say so? Man, I've been trying to get *rid* of my asteroids forever! Damn salve don't do diddly.


If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat.
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <

New Zealand
3426 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2004 :  02:37:13  Show Profile  Visit benji's Homepage  Reply with Quote
well i think i'd much rather buy some land on Io - one of Jupiters Moons....
much more like Earth, and it's got lotsa volcanoes



"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!"
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2004 :  11:33:07  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I just staked claim to the Kuiper belt. Yup, it's official. So get ready to pay a fee if you're leaving the solar system. I'm setting up toll booths there as we speak.

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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2004 :  12:11:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PsychicTwin

I just staked claim to the Kuiper belt. Yup, it's official. So get ready to pay a fee if you're leaving the solar system. I'm setting up toll booths there as we speak.



You know what you can do with your tollbooths! I don't need 'em. I've got everything I need on Deimos.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 05/27/2004 :  14:37:15  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Okay, but Halley's Comet is mine! I need a ready source of ice, since my freezer is broken.



Cattle in Korea / They can really moo.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2638 Posts

Posted - 05/28/2004 :  04:29:36  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
this is quite old. i bought an acre of moon from moon estates a good few years ago, they had mars too at the time i think or were about to get it. got a cool certificate and a map of the moon showing where my acre is. if the US or china ever land there, i'm charging them £200 a go...


I am my only god, ha ha ha ha ha ha
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts

Posted - 05/28/2004 :  05:59:16  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2

this is quite old. i bought an acre of moon from moon estates a good few years ago, they had mars too at the time i think or were about to get it. got a cool certificate and a map of the moon showing where my acre is. if the US or china ever land there, i'm charging them £200 a go...


I am my only god, ha ha ha ha ha ha




Did you REALLY BUY SOME OF THE MOON????????
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