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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
 Posted - 09/01/2004 : 15:47:58
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Oooh, you said The Beatles suck. Aren't there stiff penalties for that over there? Don't they flog you with 'blood pudding' or something? 
Bill Hicks/Dennis Leary/Lewis Black. I like the mean, asshole comedians but Judy Tenuta and Emo Phillips were good in their almost twisted, goofy way...back when I was a kid anyway.
Whats with this whole hairless thing?
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2004 : 15:57:54
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i have no idea. it's bullshit.
so, what's all the MILF thing about? i see even wayne rooney is into it...
And it's hard to be a human being, and it's harder as anything else, and I'm lonesome when you're around, and I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself, and I miss you when you're around. |
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last_splash
- FB Fan -
Australia
13 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 02:27:06
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hehehe field hockey would be cool if it was played with roller skates Vilainde... i think there might be roller hockey i havent heard too much about it in Australia. 
If YoU gO i WiLl SuReLy DiE |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 06:43:46
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Bill Hicks no contest.
Why wasn´t there a man of liquidmetal in Schwarzenegger´s speech the other night?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 06:45:16
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I just answered to the end of page 66 duh. My question still stands.
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 07:03:40
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DANE COOK! the man is a comedy god. I saw his stand-up at the Improv in DC, and I almost had a seizure from laughing. check him out if you haven't, trust me!
If we could choose to colonize any planet in the solar system (hypothetically), which one would you want to live on and why? |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 07:04:47
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shit, I just did the same thing Newo...
oh well, you can disregard my question if you want. or answer it. whatever |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 07:29:08
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Owen: the liquid metal man had turned himself into a microphone stand.
Alew: I'd like to live on Uranus, to see the Galactic Ass Creatures.
Denis
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Posted - 09/02/2004 : 08:29:11
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cool. now.
Question me!
the room smelled like cupids gym
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 08:58:42
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bumblebeeboy's question remains unanswered.
Denis
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 09:07:07
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yeah, I don't really know what it means though
the room smelled like cupids gym
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 11:45:33
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quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
so, what's all the MILF thing about? i see even wayne rooney is into it...
MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Who the hell is Wayne Rooney? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 11:57:50
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Potentially the greatest footballer that England has produced since Bobby Charlton. He has just signed for Manchester United (my boys) for around $35m. He is 18 and he was the star of the recent European Football Championships in Portugal. We also own the other star of the tournament, Christiano Ronaldo. He is 19. The future's bright, the future's red!
What's your favourite way to eat potatos that wasn't attempted by dinosaurs?
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 12:26:36
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Gnocchi alla Gorgonzola. Virtually impossible for a dinosaur to prepare it with its claws. It's also difficult for me.
Is it okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings?
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 12:31:57
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Wrong! But then he was being sarcastic.
What is involved in those potatos? Other than potatos.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/02/2004 : 19:05:03
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If I had to make a wild guess, I'd say gorgonzola cheese.
Where do they make balloons?
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 07:48:19
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Ballooneries - requires a half decade at the Balloonerer Guild first tho, plus another three years if you want to go for the Golden Lung.
Pay strict attention to bestbefore dates on food or are they just handy reminders?
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 09:50:58
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| I'm wont to following the date to pretty much the day of. A day later, I usually won't touch the stuff |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 09:52:08
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whoops, question time...
If you had a choice between a large, luxurious house with a swimming pool...or a small shack on the most beautiful beach in the world...which would you choose? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 10:03:29
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Shack, hands down.
(As long as its a relatively isolated beach, too many people would ruin it).
If you could have any car would it be a brand new luxury vehicle or some restored vintage model?
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"The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity,
and worship without sacrifice." |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 11:21:11
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Restored vintage - absolutely.
Have you ever been smacked and did you deserve it?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 14:52:32
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I don´t think anyone deserves a smack ever.
Anyone ever read your diary, to the best of your knowledge, if you keep one?
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/03/2004 : 17:53:01
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I don't keep one. I keep an online journal, but I WANT people to read that.
How many people living in Vietnam like Shakespeare?
Sorry. The real question is:
Do you prefer cats or dogs, and why?
(This might have already been done, but I don't really care.)
Brick is red, and Hitler's dead. Hang me! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 01:21:31
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I'm definitely a dog man - I'm shallow, I need something to tell me it loves me. We always had dogs and cats when I was growing up, and I still like cats, but I was put off by one really rank one that we had. Dogs are just ace - I saw my parents' dog last weekend and it's just a complete nutter. I love it to bits.
Where do you like your wine from?
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
Specialist In Broken Hearts |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 09/04/2004 : 05:18:36
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The Shop on Calle Codols where you can smell the owner´s sandalled feet from behind the counter. Or Chile.
In Barcelona the prevalent smell, whenever I get a distinctive one six times out of ten it is urine. Prevalent smell in your neck of the woods?
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
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Hanoi333
- FB Fan -
Netherlands
70 Posts |
Posted - 09/06/2004 : 05:23:24
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How many people living in Vietnam like Shakespeare? (quote VOVAT)
That`s a more interesting question than your second one Vovat!
You managed to combine two earlier question into one.
Of course the answer is fixed, but it would take me a real long field research to find this out.
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =
693 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 11:54:38
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3 Vietnamese Shakespeare fans.
Why hasn't anybody answered that in 36 hours? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 12:26:20
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I guess nobody knew the answer.
When was the last time you cried tears of sadness and why did you cry?
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/07/2004 : 23:35:15
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Yesterday, while watching "Mar Adentro" by Alejandro Amenabar. I always cry with sad movies. Stupid me.
How can Bowie speak without opening his mouth?
"¿Qué estás buscando? ¿Te gustaría multiplicarte por diez, por cien?, ¿Estás buscando adeptos? ¡Busca ceros entonces!" |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 00:29:44
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With his eyes! He has one of the most curious eyes!
When and why was the best day of your life?
Eu estava perdida mas agora encontrei-me... |
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Hanoi333
- FB Fan -
Netherlands
70 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 01:07:40
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Answer: That was some thing of the 80`s, stand still don`t open the mouth and still manage to get all the lyrics out. I think it was supposed to be cool. In the case of Bowie it does look kinda cool!
question: Well I continue with the Vietnam questions, I am in the mood for that. Here it comes...
In Vietnam it is said that Ho Chi Minh could speak 14 languages. If that is really true I still trying to figure out which one.
Until so far I come to: Vietnamese, English, French, Chinese mandarin, Chinese cantonese,Russian, Cambodian, Lao, Spanish,...
Can you guys help me out here?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 05:20:48
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The only thing I know is he released a record called Sing Along With Mao, him chanting his favourite thoughts and conversations with Chou EnLai.
Had Welsh crossed your mind?
As for best day, all I can say is best day of recent memory we were jamming on the beach with guitars, fiddles, banjos and vino rosado and it was really special, with 4am swimming too.
Can you translate any jokes from or into another language and retain it´s funniness?
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Jódete, tío,
Que se joda tu hermana,
Que se joda tu hermano,
Que se joda tu madre,
Que se joda tu tía,
¡Porque soy policia!
Que se jodas, currante,
Que se joda tu perro,
Que se joda tu hijo,
Que se joda tu amante,
No me pidas razónes,
Soy el Hombre ¡cojones! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 08:31:54
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i don't think its possible to translate jokes from another language. see goodfellas (scene at tommy's mom's house) as proof
anyone know a good new beer i should try?
-brian
 - "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 11:33:25
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Zywiec. It's Polish and it's very nice.
What are your favourite colour walls in a house?
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Black_francis_
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
157 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2004 : 11:47:47
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electric blue
If you could be a gas, which one would you be? |
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our lovely selves...answer a question and ask one.
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