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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 07/15/2004 : 10:10:42
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Why the hell now. Give it a go I say.>
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 10:30:36
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Cold with a capital F.
Is it a camel or a dromedary that has two humps? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 10:40:01
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Quosimodo when he is pissed off.
Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when the woman gets undressed?
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 11:18:38
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Do you mean when he is aroused, maybe? Or is "having a hump" one of your slang terms we over here don't get?
How do you know the doctor leaves? You are a man, aren't you?
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 11:23:36
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Edited by - shineoftheever on 07/15/2004 11:24:54 |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2004 : 12:03:14
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 12:28:40
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Nice tits.
Can you name someone who owns a Nudie suit? |
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Opaque
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 14:26:38
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No... I don't think I know anyone that owns a nudie suit.
Which pain medication do you take for relief from headaches?
"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 14:52:27
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 14:56:38
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Originally posted by Opaque
No... I don't think I know anyone that owns a nudie suit.
Which pain medication do you take for relief from headaches?
"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev
I don't, cos I'm hard as nails.
Why do you think this thread has made it to 50 pages in such a short time?
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 15:26:57
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'cos it's a great thread
however
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 15:37:06
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we sure enjoy the sun......oh, wait it's not gonna last forever is it?
Do you wish you were around for the end of the universe?
"These waters run deep, it's clear my little one/Blue velvet star sky not a sound
The light in your eyes, the smile on your ruby lips/Tells me my lost soul is found" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 17:50:01
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I guess it might be interesting to see how it finally goes, but it's not a huge desire of mine.
Do you wear a watch? If so, on which arm do you wear it?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 19:45:14
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I threw out my watch several years ago. It felt great to do this and I haven't worn one since. (There's almost always a clock around when I need it anyway.)
Do you have a cell phone? (Probably asked before, but not the next part.) By choice?
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 20:20:19
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Yes. I also collect broken ones and lost one. In fact I've had to replace mine 2 times this year. The 1st time I was in a drunken blackout and put my wallet, lighter, smokes and cell phone in a cat-water bowl and filled it up with H20... the 2nd one I straight lost. I called it a bunch of times. I collect cell phones because they are one of the ingredients in this idea I have for a giant sculpture, David Byrne-esqu type sculpture.
Where is this quote from?
roughly "I would rather hear a dog bark at a crow rather than to hear a man say he swears that he loves me."
Ik heb je oma geneukt met de voorbind dildo van Floops moederhehehahhahehehaha |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 20:56:25
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2004 : 10:46:54
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I have no idea where it is from. Sorry
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand
up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?
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Posted - 07/16/2004 : 10:46:58
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It's shakespeare, ach, they made a great film emma Thompson spits it at that brannagh tit... whatstheplaycalled... aaargh I will remember
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
and HMP because anonynous would be too easy, they gota make these guys sweat
How cool are Calvin and Hobbes?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2004 : 13:42:34
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Ice cold?
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Posted - 07/16/2004 : 13:57:56
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Sub Zero
Would you be john malkovich?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2004 : 13:58:29
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A-1 No. Lord Kelvin cool. 
edit: posted near the same time as Tre, so I will answer both, if that's ok.
A-2 No. I would not be John Malkovich, but I would LOVE to find an office like that!
Q- Will you be doing anything out of your normal weekend routine this weekend? What will it be?
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 07/16/2004 : 14:37:02
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Yes, Babysitting 4 kids overnight.
6 yr old boy - (mine)
5-year old girl (my brother's)
4-month old twins - boy and girl (also my brother's)
They'd better god-damned well appreciate it.
Am I crazy?
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/16/2004 : 14:58:56
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You are crazy but it will be fun. My wife and I once took care of SIX kids for a whole weekend: ours were 4 and 5, I think, and her sister's were a 3-year-old and 6-month-old TRIPLETS! It was great, but once was enough. And they will definitely appreciate it.
I don't have a question, but I thought my response was good so I went anyway. Make up your own. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2004 : 15:18:21
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Calvin & Hobbes is my absolute favourite comic strip.
Whats yours?
Kind regards,
Dr. Simon
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 07/16/2004 : 21:05:54
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The Far Side (more like a comic panel, but still, hilarious)
What kind of salad dressing do you prefer?
Just quit a cult / going through withdrawal |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2004 : 04:57:10
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I like to just have extra-virgin olive oil and S&P - maybe chili oil if I'm feeling crazy.
What's the best way to get the cigarette smoke smell out of your clothes?
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Posted - 07/17/2004 : 11:40:09
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febreeze does the trick, you can buy small empty spray bottles from muji big enough to carry around in your pocket for about £1 and fill it with febreeze to carry around with you for those non smoky moments.
Ordinary light or menthol?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 07/17/2004 : 16:08:02
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Euw, none of the above.
Also, thankyouplease, Febreze will be ace.
Once you pop, is it scientifically possible to stop?
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Posted - 07/17/2004 : 16:10:00
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no, it's not. I tried once. Damned monosodiumglutamates
salt and vinegar or cheese and onion?
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 07/17/2004 : 16:18:41
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S&V every time.
Nuts or raisins in chocolate?
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Opaque
= Cult of Ray =
USA
251 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2004 : 17:48:58
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Definitely nuts... don't like raisins. Ugh.
White or red sauce on pizza?
"My primitive words match my primitive heart..." - Mercury Rev |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2004 : 18:00:57
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Red, of course.
Would you rather have a bottle in front of you, or a frontal lobotomy?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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broken part
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Posted - 07/17/2004 : 18:06:56
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Lobotomy 'cos I always wanted an aerodynamic head.
How was the Henhouse burried? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2004 : 19:35:36
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At Wounded Knee, like my heart.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/17/2004 : 21:06:41
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Six months each in the Northern and Southern hemispheres, during their respective Springs and Summers. I live for sunlight.
How long can you stand on one foot? |
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our lovely selves...answer a question and ask one.
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