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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 07/13/2004 : 14:46:18
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Yes, but then it is not my house. I wouldn't.
If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain
silent?
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twist
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Posted - 07/13/2004 : 15:51:21
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| Yes, literally & figuratively. Which would you rather do without, an arm or a leg. (no offence to any actual amputees out there) |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/13/2004 : 15:53:09
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I guess an arm.
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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Posted - 07/13/2004 : 16:00:22
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I believe they do... which is kind of funny
would you rather be deaf or blind given the option
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twist
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Posted - 07/13/2004 : 16:26:53
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Posted - 07/13/2004 : 16:51:17
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I dunno! why does the porridge bird lay it's eggs in the air?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 12:24:13
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I dunno.
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 12:36:26
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So, after reading that question wrong twice, I attempt an answer. Maybe I'm kdrunk.
They wore them to protect them from American propaganda Q-rays. Plus, if they landed on their head when they hit their target, they got a medal....and a new helmet.
I thought of a great question in the bath today, but I forgot it. So, we'll go with this tricky number:
Where is the dark centre of the universe?
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 12:39:06
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Is there one?
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 12:40:17
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Well, if there is, where is it? (or should I say, where would it be?)
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 12:42:42
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in the heart of the evil
is it viable to do surgery on a patent who will die anyway for sure
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 12:43:38
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I am gonna go with bottom left.
Light travels faster than sound. Is that why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak?
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fudd
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 13:14:11
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That was much better when Oscar Wilde said it.
Do you have one of those knitted hat-shaped things to cover up the extra roll of toilet paper on the back of your toilet? Does your mom? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 13:34:23
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No, they are shit.
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?
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fudd
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:25:56
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Cute.
Where would you rate the guillotine on the list of mankind's greatest inventions? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:27:27
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Well it cuts paper in straight lines, its alright be me.
What is your favourite type of seabird?
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:40:24
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Captain Birdseye.
Yellow....or red?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:43:29
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I think orange is a valid answer here.
how many people do you have on your MSN (or whatever) contacts list?
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:45:54
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Fifteen ...& I don't often talk to people either.
What did you have for dinner tonight?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:48:51
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Ooh, I had peri-peri chili chicken, rice and roasted peppers.
What did you have?
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:51:00
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I had a cheese sandwich. It was, rather horrible actually.
What is the first thing you usually think of when you wake up?
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:53:19
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going back to sleep
who is the person you last think of at night
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:54:41
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(rearrange that sentance to make more sense)
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:56:51
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Whoever last sent me a text message.
When is your birthday?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 14:59:41
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26th of April - Bumble kindly pointed it out.
How old are you?
(This would be so much easier on MSN tom...)
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:19:50
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| (Oddly enough I had what we in America call a French dip sandwich, and what we call French fries.) |
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:29:34
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would you be 17 again?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:34:51
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Yes I would.
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:40:25
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because there will only ever be one monopoly
Do you own any sex aids?
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:43:32
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Just porn.
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is
dead?
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:47:27
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no i warm the batteries and twist them around a little
do you know where my batteries are hiding?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 15:48:13
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haha, yes!
Do you work hard, or do you just bum around all day?
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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 18:22:23
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I worke SO fudging hard I resigned my chef position today, and at the moment, well if I don't find a job in the next 2 weeks, I will be unemployed?
Is the future wide-open or closed to you in your opinion?
Ik heb je oma geneukt met de voorbind dildo van Floops moederhehehahhahehehaha |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 07/14/2004 : 21:21:44
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I'd say wide open, but maybe just because it is the summer and I'm not bogged down by school, so I'm in a good mood.
Tommorrow, should I play mini golf, or should I stay home?
I lift weights, but I don't sweat. I go for a swim, but I don't get wet. |
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kingphilbert
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 07/15/2004 : 06:41:34
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If it's a nice day go play mini golf.
Should I quit my job at a large ad agency (that's been borderline driving me nuts and pyas me less than what I think I shold be making after 3 years) to try and find a position at a smaller aganecy (that may or may not drive me nuts and still pay me less) just to be closer to home?
"I mix twinkie's and ding-dong's all the time. In Europe, they call it a Dinkie!" |
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