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ramona
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USA
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Posted - 05/17/2004 :  20:40:21  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by ramona

You should just get clippers and use the longest setting (or blade) on the top, and one setting shorter on the sides.



that would look dumb. then you'd have a "step". i already went through the 2nd grade. my step days are over.



You would NOT have a "step". You would have a cute haircut. And I AM an expert... so there.

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 05/17/2004 :  20:41:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
prove it!
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ramona
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USA
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Posted - 05/17/2004 :  20:43:38  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Should I hold up my International Hair Cutters Card or something?

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 05/17/2004 :  20:52:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
fly out to LA and cut my hair. and then we'll let the forum members judge.

Edited by - floop on 05/17/2004 20:54:38
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ramona
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USA
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Posted - 05/17/2004 :  20:59:56  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
No, you want the haircut, you have to GO TO the salon. The salon does not come to you. Email me when you get to Boston...

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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 05/17/2004 :  21:07:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i see you're not up for the challenge.

you talk the talk ramona, but do you walk the walk?


floop wins!
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IceCream
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USA
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Posted - 05/17/2004 :  21:15:20  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Dang. I was ready to judge.

Unless Emily can cut another forum member's hair in order to justify her expertise.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2638 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  04:19:16  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ramona

I think it is much easier for boys to cut their own hair than girls. All boys need is a buzzer/clippers and then you are done! How hard is that?

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quite easy if you want an army haircut! i wouldn't been seen dead with one myself...


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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/18/2004 :  04:20:22  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
My hair is not cut evenly. I have layers AND I do it myself (ha!) so no thank you.

You should just get clippers and use the longest setting (or blade) on the top, and one setting shorter on the sides. Boys with short hair are way cuter than boys with long hair or some weird "style". IMHO, anyways.


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you would say that... being american and all... shouldn't they be leaving the back though?


Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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ramona
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USA
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Posted - 05/18/2004 :  07:36:11  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
What does that even MEAN? "Being American"? I don't get it.

And I do cut another forum members hair - my OWN! Strangers have stopped me on the street to ask where I get it cut. Really! Honest! EEEEE!

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  08:29:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I shaved my head witha Bic razor once. I looked like I was undergoing radiation therapy afterwards.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  09:25:15  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

Ear guides! I didn't know they existed.

Thank you mere - my husband will be very pleased.


If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat.



all you need are earguides?! oh lordy. . i feel sorry for your husbands.

let us pray.

Hey now floop, I'm no polygamist. It's hard enough dealing with one unruly head of hair.


If the only tool you have is an elbow macaroni,
all your problems look like Schroedinger's cat.
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *

Uzbekistan
1013 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  11:44:29  Show Profile  Visit Steak n Sabre's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Has anyone besides the folks in their ads actually ever used a Flowbee???
Seems to me you could stuff the end of a vacuum cleaner hose with barbed wire, run it thru your hair, and get the same results.


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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  13:17:11  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I always feel like Demi Moore in J. I. Jane when ever I shave my head!

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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  13:20:23  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

I shaved my head witha Bic razor once. I looked like I was undergoing radiation therapy afterwards.



You should'nt have shaved off your eyebrows as well!

I did that as well once or twice, it's very satisfing to have a nice smooth head. Not shaving off my eyebrows that is.



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Edited by - therewererumours on 05/18/2004 13:21:38
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  13:27:50  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"In a certain sense, the shaving of my head helped me to get rid of all these stupid vanities, really."

Pavement/Malkmus have quite a few songs about hair cuts - "I'm just a boy with a new haircut and that's a pretty nice haircut". The second thing that I think of is the first Spike Lee's short movie, where you can see an old guy cutting someone's hair and old New-Orleans style jazz in the background.

I think it's a very good topic, and people don't talk enough about this very aspect of our everyday life.

I think that hair cutting is a highly poetic subject. It reminds me immediately of childhood, and how I used to cry when I was having my hair cut, when I was about 4 years old. Then, each period in my life had its own haircut.

There are also some philosophical and ethnological aspects of hair and cutting it - think about Samson and Dalila (listen to Gouge Away). Hair has often some magical attributes, and is considered as a symbol of male fertility.

It is also closely linked to death. It keeps on growing when you're dead. It's a dead part of the body. There is a great short story by the French writer Maupassant about a crazy guy who keeps the hair of his defunct and once beloved wife in his drawer.

Finally, there are some social aspects : your hair reveals your social status, or the message you want to communicate to other people.


It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.

Edited by - Adnan_le_Terrible on 05/18/2004 15:52:07
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  13:45:20  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible

In a certain sense, the shaving of my head helped me to get rid of all these stupid vanities, really.



It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.



Yeah, I agree, I used to be real paranoid about my hair in school (I had long hair with one of those Grunge undercuts for a while hehe), but I just shaved it all off second year in college and never really think about my hairline anymore. I think I grew more as a person when I just accepted it and was happier being myself. Most people only know with my hair the way it is now, so knowbody ever really mentiones it to me. Oh shit, sorry I thought this thread was about going bald!

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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  14:49:55  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote

Famous hair. It made this man good.
http://www.edwardwillett.com/Columns/beethoven.htm


"Everywhere I go I want to travel by X-Wing"

Edited by - Cheeseman1000 on 05/18/2004 14:52:05
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  16:38:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
But it made this man bad.



And not the good kind of bad.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  16:41:13  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I wish I could post a picture of Christopher Walken. That mans hair defies belief! plus it looks cool in a weird way.

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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  16:58:58  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I am here to rescue you. Here's a picture of my favorite actor :





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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  17:18:10  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
lol! Cheers Adrian! He's the real life Eraserhead!

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Edited by - therewererumours on 05/18/2004 17:21:33
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ramona
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USA
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Posted - 05/18/2004 :  18:13:50  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
He needs some sun too, I think his pasty-ness and big scary fish lips are more frightening then his hair.

Please don't come after me, Mr. Walken.

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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2004 :  18:19:33  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
BOO!





I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/19/2004 :  11:59:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible

Is he Canadian?



It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.



Yeah it's Cliff Thorburn.

Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/19/2004 :  12:02:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ramona

I think it is much easier for boys to cut their own hair than girls. All boys need is a buzzer/clippers and then you are done! How hard is that?

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Exactly!!! All men should shave their heads anyway. They look a lot better.

Unless of course they are ugly, in which case they need some hair to take attention away from the face.

If you got the looks though, a shaved head makes the face the centre of attention. As it should be.

David Beckham and Brad Pitt are good examples. They both suit shaved heads more than their other haircuts. Why? 'Cos they both have such good looking faces.

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
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Posted - 05/19/2004 :  12:06:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yeah i'd say the shaved head/good looking face thing is true with me too, seeing as my head is shaved... :D

although if i was posting this 2 months ago i wouldn't have agreed, with my gay long hair.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  13:09:22  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Everyone knows that the guys with shaved heads are *barry white's voice* sexy.

Just remember Right said Fred!



I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/19/2004 :  13:30:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Exactly Adnan!!!

Clever man.

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ramona
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USA
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Posted - 05/19/2004 :  14:21:05  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible

BOO!





I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore.



AHHH! Excuse me, I have to go hide under my bed now...

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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  14:29:03  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
He already knows you're there, Emily. Don't be so naive!



I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 05/19/2004 :  18:53:14  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
No, you want the haircut, you have to GO TO the salon. The salon does not come to you.


What a quaint, old-fashioned concept! I don't know WHAT I'd do if it weren't for the salon that sought me out whenever my hair started to get long. It's the most necessary invention since the kid-seeking toy store! Now, if you'll excuse me, the grocery store has just arrived.



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ramona
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USA
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Posted - 05/19/2004 :  19:45:27  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Heh. Nathan, you be funny.

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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2638 Posts

Posted - 05/20/2004 :  02:27:20  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

yeah i'd say the shaved head/good looking face thing is true with me too, seeing as my head is shaved... :D

although if i was posting this 2 months ago i wouldn't have agreed, with my gay long hair.



mel thinks it was wrong.


Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/20/2004 :  02:28:06  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ramona

What does that even MEAN? "Being American"? I don't get it.

And I do cut another forum members hair - my OWN! Strangers have stopped me on the street to ask where I get it cut. Really! Honest! EEEEE!

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puzzlement as to why your finge is lob-sided?


Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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