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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
 Posted - 05/16/2004 : 18:20:03
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A few days ago, I woke up around 6:15, like I do every morning, to take a shower before school. As I exited the shower, I reached for my toothbrush, applied some paste, and started brushing. As I finished up, I spat into the sink, and to my horror, realized that the tooth brush I was using wasn't mine. I can blame that on the fact that I had just exited the shower and the bathroom was filled with steam, and that I was still pretty sleepy. Anyway, my question is, is it necessary I tell the person (my mom) that I used her toothbrush? I guess some might not see it as a big deal, but if it happened to me, I would feel pretty disgusted. I guess it would have made more sense to tell her immediately, but she was asleep, and I forgot 'til now, and she’s been using the same brush since then. After I realized what I had done, I had to brush my teeth again, with my own brush. So, what would you do, tell the person, or let it slide?
Aloha means goodbye, and also hello. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 18:22:15
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Well everyones mouth is pretty much a lovely ecosystem of filth...so just let it slide.
you could be a star, you could go far |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 18:45:14
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Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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betty
= Cult of Ray =
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 18:50:47
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did anyone hear about the thief who took polaroids of the family toothbrushes up his anus that weren't found by the family until weeks later? i don't remember if that's fiction, urban myth, or what...
warm wishes and fond regards,
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 18:51:49
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No, but that thief was for sure a funny guy.
It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 19:03:49
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Couldn't you tell that the toothbrush was A) noticeably (more) brown than it was before? or B) that it smelled like a thief's anus?
Boycott cults and t's |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 19:11:26
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Originally posted by Malax
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Well, I do, but I don't suck the food and plaque from between her teeth.
Aloha means goodbye, and also hello. |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 19:12:32
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 19:30:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
quote:
Originally posted by Malax
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
Well, I do, but I don't suck the food and plaque from between her teeth.
Aloha means goodbye, and also hello.
Ah ha. That made me actually laugh.
As did your post el barto.
I can see it now.
"hey honey?"
"yeah?"
"Does this smell odd to you?"
Hands brush to her
"MY GOD IT SMELLS LIKE A THIEFS ANUS!"
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 21:18:50
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Originally posted by IceCream
Yeah, you might as well tell your mother. It'd be the honest thing to do.
fuck that. It'd be devastating to both of you. If she hadn't used it yet I would have just thrown it away and feigned ignorance but now that she's used it you cannot tell her. I know I wouldn't want to know something that horrible unless I could be told before it was too late. Here's an instance of ignorance being bliss.
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 21:32:30
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Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream
Yeah, you might as well tell your mother. It'd be the honest thing to do.
fuck that. It'd be devastating to both of you. If she hadn't used it yet I would have just thrown it away and feigned ignorance but now that she's used it you cannot tell her. I know I wouldn't want to know something that horrible unless I could be told before it was too late. Here's an instance of ignorance being bliss.
Wrong! The woman has a right to know. |
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Jason
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 05/16/2004 : 21:43:14
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Don't tell her. There are some things you don't need to know. Realmeanmotorscooter knows what's up.
After you eat a burger from Wendy's would you want the cook to call you up to tell you he feels bad because he didn't clean his hands before manhandling your food? Would it make you feel better to know - after you've already eaten - that he feels guilty about not washing up after taking a piss? No.
Keep the toothbrush thing to yourself.
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Edited by - Jason on 05/16/2004 21:44:21 |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 22:12:27
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exactly, thanks jason. "A right to know"? Unless she can get a disease from this I don't think she has any need to know.
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2004 : 22:44:58
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 07:17:55
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Well, the right thing would've been:
a) Throw away her toothbrush.
b) Tell her before she wonders where it went.
But since it is too late for both, your best bet is:
c) Say nothing.
You can't possibly do any good now, so there's nothing good that can come of telling her. Next time you'll know what to do.
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 07:35:48
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A new tootbrush makes for an original and unexpensive Mother's Day gift. And you can get 2-packs or even 3-packs, which are even cheaper, and you can save the extra brushes for Christmas AND her birthday.
If you're rolling in it get her some paste too.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 09:53:12
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Hey Sir Rockabye, why don't you stick your mother's toothbrush up your ass and see if she makes the difference between you and the thief!
If she recognizes your ass, then she really loves you!
It's our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, From the Ukraine to the Rhône. Sweet home über alles, Lord, I'm coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home. |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 12:23:30
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I've weighed the pros and cons, and have decided to keep this to myself. I figure, I brushed my teeth right before I went to bed, and ate nothing between sleep, shower, and the next morning's brushing. My teeth couldn't have been very dirty. The way I see it, the best thing would be for me to keep my mouth shut. Oh, and as for a new brush for mother's day, good idea, but it's too late. My mom asked for a copy of Dog In The Sand. It might be a little more expensive, but its cool knowing that my mom has better musical taste then about 90% of the kids at my high school.
Aloha means goodbye, and also hello. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 12:36:14
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| for future reference, one thing you could have done is boiled some water and stuck the toothbrush in there for a little bit. and/or douse it in some listerine antiseptic or hydrogen peroxide. then you've killed all the germs (or, at least it feels like you did) and your conscience is free. |
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2004 : 12:41:03
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
If she recognizes your ass, then she really loves you!
This must be an exclusive French thing....
 It's getting colder.... |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2004 : 11:11:54
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Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
....... My mom asked for a copy of Dog In The Sand. It might be a little more expensive, but its cool knowing that my mom has better musical taste then about 90% of the kids at my high school.
Is your mom single Sir? 
Actually, just knowing about the toothbrush thing.........um, ooh, this is tough!
And about the thief, yeah, that's pretty funny, but don't you think sticking things in your buns is a little too far for a laugh 
Stay tuned for signature change at 400 posts. |
Edited by - shineoftheever on 05/18/2004 11:12:47 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2004 : 11:35:45
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This reminds me of that episode of South Park, where the kids get a Prostitute with Herpes to rub her nether regions with their parents toothbrushes.
Nice!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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