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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  11:20:59  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think it makes you smarter with fingers that are not burned. But perhaps that is just me. Real men use java jackets!

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  11:22:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
Real men use java jackets!



correction: real gay men use java jackets.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1340 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  12:24:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Ha, I knew a guy who spilled a hot cup of herbal tea on himself once, and had to lie in a bath of cold water. He got hypothermia, which seems like a foolish thing to do.



textbook example of someone who's going through a sexual identity crisis (like Malax).

the herbal tea thing alone is suspect. but having to take a cold bath after being scalded by boing water?? and getting hypothermia??

let me ask you another question, does this guy have any Madonna albums? or own the FLASHDANCE dvd?



Im not going through any crisis. Everyone else is.



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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  12:55:50  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by ramona
Real men use java jackets!



correction: real gay men use java jackets.



Eh. Whatever, floop. At least those boys can FEEL their unburnt finger tips. I hope you spill coffee on your special purpose.

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  13:02:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ramona

quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by ramona
Real men use java jackets!



correction: real gay men use java jackets.



Eh. Whatever, floop. At least those boys can FEEL their unburnt finger tips. I hope you spill coffee on your special purpose.

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you're my special purpose. you want me to spill coffee on you?
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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
417 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  14:31:31  Show Profile  Click to see guy_nolan's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Skyone are starting an interactive gameshow next Tuesday called 'How Gay Are you?'. So you'll be able to find out for sure Malax!

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guy_nolan
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
417 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  14:33:43  Show Profile  Click to see guy_nolan's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I felt cruel about 5 seconds after posting that. Sorry Malax. This thread is like being back in year 7 again.

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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1340 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  15:51:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ha, I don't think a quiz would help me. If a quiz helped anyone decide their sexuality then they have some (other) serious problems.

HEY! Anyway! At what point have I said Im not sure of my sexuality. I hate you all.

:)



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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2004 :  20:37:41  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Heh, that cracked me up, floop. And you can spill coffee on me all you want - I will be wearing my fabulous java jacket!

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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  09:08:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Do "real men" use lids on their coffee? Or is a "real man" content to let the hot liquid slosh out of the cup onto his hand? I say if you refuse to use a jacket, you must also spurn the lid.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  09:11:25  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Hey why stop there??
just drink right from the coffee pot...or better yet use your hands to scoop it out then slurp!

Not that's hot.


(no pun intended)

(well maybe a little)

Her life was saved by Rock & Roll.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  09:39:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
usually it's not an issue for me becuase i bring my own canteen and have them just fill it up. but on those times when i don't have the canteen, and i have to get coffee in one of those gay looking paper cups.. no, i don't get a lid.

the first time i was served a coffee with a lid i said "what is this?".. the young kid behind the counter says to me, with a lisp, "that's a liiid. it'll protect your lips".. and then smiled at me in a way that guys just don't smile at each other.

that was my first and last experience with these "lids".
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  09:43:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why not fashion a filter holder out of an old dental retainer?
-Insert filter into holder and place in mouth
-Hold head back, chin up
-Pour coffee grinds into filter
-Pour boiling water through grinds and filter
-Enjoy the freshest cup o' joe possible
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  10:05:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
here's a picture of me and my buddies having some morning coffee (during the war).

do i look like the kind of guy who's going to use a java jacket?

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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  10:09:37  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You look like a guy who should use one.



I keep feeling like people are just looking at screens and web sites all the time, but do they ever do anything? Or go out and say anything to anyone? I'm not so sure anymore.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1340 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  12:14:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

here's a picture of me and my buddies having some morning coffee (during the war).

do i look like the kind of guy who's going to use a java jacket?





HI-LARIOUS



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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1340 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2004 :  12:19:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Seriously the little caption (during the war) it made me shit my pants


The last bit is a lie




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