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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
 Posted - 05/12/2004 : 12:33:17
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Sure you are.
And I'm Captain Crunch.
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 12:41:15
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Welcome aboard captain!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 13:00:22
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Fuck man!!!
I just finished writing a long ass new topic about my festering cold-sore of a boss, and as I come to a close...he comes prancing out of the back room...so I had to close the window..and all was lost.
FUCK!
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 13:02:13
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Try a giant tube of Abreva.
If that doesn't knock him unconcious, you could use the contents to decrease his size. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 13:04:31
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Man, that sucks. I was looking forward to that rant. I knew it was coming you see. Been brewing for a while now!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 13:09:27
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quote:
Originally posted by klikger
I hate having 3 bm's in one day. That's right: bm's.
Did you say bm's?
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 13:18:24
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Now it's a big ball in my stomach.
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:24:31
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Nobody answered my question! When di dyou last have sex! damn you people! tell me!
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:26:01
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Oh sorry, for some reason I thouhg tyou were joking.
Erm about mid-april. After the Yeah Yeah Yeahs gig.
You?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:27:07
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About two weeks ago.
And let me tell you...Two weeks is a long time.
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
Edited by - Coldheartofstone on 05/12/2004 14:27:54 |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:27:35
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No, youre not allowed to ask me back. hahahaha.
To be honest, im not entirely sure. ill have to back track. this could take a while.
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:27:53
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Nobody answered my question! When di dyou last have sex! damn you people! tell me!
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
that school doesnt suck! i think it looks amazing.
I love architecture.
When was the last time you had sex?
real sex ...not with your hands!
Adnan told you alreday, Gypsy! Don't rub it in...
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
Poor Adnan!
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:32:06
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when you were 17??!!? That cant be right..or do you mean 17 months, 17 years? 17 days? 17 hours? 17 minutes?!!??! What unit of 17?!?!
Youre french, and goodlooking, it cant be that many years ago! The french are always fucking! hahaha
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:32:16
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quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
About two weeks ago.
And let me tell you...Two weeks is a long time.
Who gave you permission to rearrange me?
Damn it, you beat me.
Aaah, but it doesn't count if you are in a relationship.
If not then............damn it you beat me!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:35:14
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If shes in a relationship and had sex two weeks ago - man, somethings going down hill. or hes in a different country. haha.
I like the subtle way of asking her if shes in a relationship homer, nice one ;)
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:35:25
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I'm not... MUHAHAHAHA!
I never said it was good sex...but then again it wasn't bad sex either... It was just... well relief sex...for the both of us I guess.
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:37:23
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relief sex would be good right now. hah
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:39:43
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It depends on what you call 17... days, months, years...
Actually, I'm single since the beginning of 2004. My girlfriend was Swedish, that's why I went to study in Sweden. Now I'm back in France, and I must say that the past 4 months were not the coolest in my life : job interviews, exams...which explains my frantic posting on the forum.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:40:25
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I know eh...
I don't mean to seem like a nympho or anything but...
I can't really go too long without it...
I was in one relationship once where my boyfriend started using the " I have a headache " line...
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:41:53
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Yeah, our friend Mikey has this British classy way of asking questions without really asking them. Jolly good my dear!
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:43:18
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And now that xwe started talking about sex, the number of posts is exploding...
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:45:36
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And I have a truly British way of denying it.
What!?!?!?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:46:22
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yeah, im the same Chaos. I get very very very very irritated if i dont get it often...Especially in a relationship.
Ive never ahd the ive got a headache line, but when you know they are just too shattered. I think i push them too hard hahaha.
But yeah, i doesnt go down to well to deny me, er, access as it were.
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:51:26
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Sex is natural
Sex is fun
Sex is best when it's
One on one
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:55:59
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Not everybody does it, but everybody should!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 14:59:21
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I love that handsome Greek!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:02:24
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Greek!?!!? He's English!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:07:18
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His parents are Greek, his family name ends with -poulos or -akis, and he looks like a handsome Greek, for heaven's sake. Those thick eyebrowes, those broad shoulders, those eyes on fire...
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:07:42
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All this talk about sex......
Who gave you permission to rearrange me? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:10:25
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True Adnan, true.
Calm down though lad.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:12:32
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GD started that. I was only talking about my highschool...
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:12:50
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yesterday, hence, no posting!
Stay tuned for signature change at 400 posts. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:14:40
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No she didn't!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:20:11
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Yes she did.
Btw, everyone thinks the French have sex all the time. Well, I've dated girls of several nationalities, and the French girls (and especially from Paris) are the less horny girls of the world. And they are very difficult to access - never smiling, if you say something stupid, instead of laughing they will underline your stupidity...no wonder why our friend Denis married a Mexican girl...
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 15:24:27
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GO on then, how do different nationalities rank in your experience???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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