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 Posted - 09/29/2004 : 18:09:15
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WHY! can someone tell me WHY people think it's fucking HILARIOUS to call their mates at stupid o fucking clock in the morning and get the people they are drinking with to talk to their mates down the phone?
I've just had some random bloke screaming down the phone, asked me what I was wearing to which I pomptly replied FUCK OFF and then he passed the phone to another random drunken person who also started yelling down the phone, couldn't hear a word so just said 'what' repeatedly, heard my friend shout "He's a CHAV" down the phone, I said oh for fucks sake and random guy number two started moaning to my friend I was giving him shit! It's 2am for fucks sake, I could have been asleep, granted it's not likely but I could have.
And giving him shit!? little fucker wants to call back and I'll show him what giving someone shit really means, there goes Tre's good mood, and it was a little one to start with.
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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spunXtain
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 09/29/2004 : 22:08:50
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 09/29/2004 : 22:37:45
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Nice ASCII art. Did you do it yourself?
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 05:08:59
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from: http://theshadowlands.net/ghost/ghost308.html
By: KPER@uswebinc.com
I am writing to comment on the scary place in Huntington, New York. Sweet Hollow Road is one of the scariest places in Huntington. All of the stories you have on this website are true and I would like to let you in on some more. This stuff has never happened to me but one of my best friends. She drove back and forth a couple of time on that road because it is said that if you drive back and forth down the road whatever is in the woods will become angry. After doing this one night a couple of time a car appeared in front of her and when it got closer it swerved into her and the driver was holding a shrunken head out the window at her. Another time my friends saw a dove nailed to one of the poles with blood dripping down it. And this is probably one of the scariest stories of them all. My friends were all packed into a car and they were driving down the road. At one point along the road they saw two men dressed in black with their backs to the road staring down at a duffle bag. The duffle bag was long and wide. When my friends saw this they instantly turned around to go past it again and the two men have moved about a half mile down the road within that 10 second turnaround. But they were still there. There is a rumor that cults live in those woods on both sides of Sweet Hollow so if you drive up and down the road enough flashing your lights and beeping your horn youll make them angry and then they will do things to you. Either chase you off the road or just appear out of nowhere and scare of the crap out of you. Now the overpass on that road is legendary. Ive gone underneath it a couple of time and nothing has ever happened. And its not true that you have to beep before you go under it or someone will jump out. The story is, is that if you put your car in neutral and turn your car off and sit underneath it your car will start to roll because spirits of the kids who were killed there will push you. Now it looks like there is a hill underneath so none of us believed it. So one day my friends decided to put flour on the trunk of the car and see if it was really true. They did start rolling and they thought nothing of it. But this time was different they were pushed pretty far down the road. Further than usual. When they drove away into a parking lot down the road they checked the flour and there were sets of handprints on it. They say your not supposed to look behind while under the overpass because nothing will happen. Both of friends that have done it have looked behind them and both of them have seen shadows behind the car or on the back window.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 10:11:40
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I had a huge crush on Skeletor when I was a wee child. I now have erotic dreams of him.
The beach is ...thata way |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 15:06:26
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Skelator kicked ass. One of the greatest bad guys ever!
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 05:48:53
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Don't try to modify your jeans with scissors whilst being very very drunk. Blood everywhere this morning.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 06:14:53
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yeah, don't text anyone whilst drunk at 4am after modifying your jeans with scissors also, eh mikey!?
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 09:34:31
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Yeah sorry about that. I am still being informed of various other silly things I did last night. To be fair I did drink a whole bottle of Amoretto and 10 bottles of beer. Oh and a large Baileys.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 09:41:23
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heh heh, it's ok I'm teasing, but you did worry the hell out of me for a few hours there!
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 10/03/2004 : 19:05:40
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Don't try to perform surgery on yourself while drunk. Or sober, for that matter.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 10/04/2004 : 21:56:53
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last night i got a ticket for "failing to stop" at a stop sign. the last stop sign before my house, about 20 feet away.
ist es mφglich fόr ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 10/04/2004 : 22:06:36
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I guess that's better than getting a "failing to stop" at a yeild sign.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 17:18:04
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Or getting a "failing to stop" at a go sign.
Wait. ARE there such things as go signs?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 10/10/2004 : 01:05:30
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damn, spun nice fucking pic
The Truth Is Out There |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/10/2004 : 15:47:32
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But posting fucking pictures is a violation of the rules!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 12:09:27
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Rules...what have I said about rules huh??
I dunno, maybe it's just me but I hate nuts in my food...
I'm not talking the hairy kind...though I also hate those in my food.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/13/2004 : 13:15:32
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Why does the term 'teabagging' come to mind?
Cuz I'm a sick puppy. Thats why. 
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2004 : 18:39:01
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quote:
Rules...what have I said about rules huh??
You said they were good for measuring things?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2004 : 08:32:20
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| Measuring cups are good for measuring things. |
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Posted - 10/14/2004 : 08:37:55
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and bra's
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2004 : 09:50:02
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sox are good for making cheese.
They will see us waving from such great
Heights, 'come down now,' they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away,
'come down now,' but we'll stay... |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2004 : 16:19:46
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Im watching my back
The Truth Is Out There |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2004 : 08:57:22
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back's make good scratching posts.
They will see us waving from such great
Heights, 'come down now,' they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away,
'come down now,' but we'll stay... |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2004 : 09:02:00
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Can I try yours, Alicia?
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2004 : 09:06:57
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well, well...you bad boy...just no drawing blood...
well...maybe
They will see us waving from such great
Heights, 'come down now,' they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away,
'come down now,' but we'll stay... |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2004 : 09:10:29
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I have a Flinstones bandaid I will apply to your open sores if I inflict such damage upon your southern hemisphere.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2004 : 10:49:48
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Rock on... how about the Jetson's??
They will see us waving from such great
Heights, 'come down now,' they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away,
'come down now,' but we'll stay... |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2004 : 06:31:36
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I have in my oven the best pizza ever made
"‘‘‘Bien!!!, dame el ritmo. Asν es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2004 : 13:10:14
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But what will be the best pizza ever made after that one's been eaten?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 08:54:04
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Right now I have no heating or hot water and probably won't have any for the next 2 DAYS! (And you can shut the fuck up about being spoilt and blah blah people suffering blah blah I don't care, this is about ME ME ME!) My husband has been acting morose all weekend and generally been an utter delight to be around, so now I am giving serious thought to running away and joining the circus.
rant over - thank you for listening. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2004 : 12:13:07
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Don't join the circus! Join the carnival!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 13:07:42
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| actually carnival would probably be more appropriate. Thank you for that excellent career advice Vovat. |
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Posted - 10/17/2004 : 13:17:39
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awww you can drive down and use my shower if you need to, stinky!
love like you've never been burned
work like you don't need the money
dance like there's nobody watching
kiss like your tongue is on fire
suck like you don't need the money
sin like there's nobody judging
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2004 : 13:33:42
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I am *whispers* still bloody learning to drive (currently taking longer than a frikken pilots license) so I'll decline your kind offer. I've had the genius idea to start sneaking into the fancy gym up the road to indulge in elaborate hour long showers till this gets sorted.
Does this mean that maybe I'm not cut out for roughing it aspect of carnival life?
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