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 Posted - 06/29/2004 : 15:29:39
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*sings in a camp electronic styleeeeeee*
you *loved* it
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 15:30:40
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thats just sick. Who would want to do abba?
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 15:43:52
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I don't know... all that synthetic fibre... just think of the friction
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Cheeseman1000
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 15:52:30
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Homers Pen Monkey.
Heeheeheehee...
Kind regards,
Simon
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 16:46:11
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Cheeseman, use the quote option if you want people to understand that joke.
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 17:01:22
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did you steal that quote from somewhere Mikey? I recognise it, but cant put my finger on where from....
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 20:34:21
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Originally posted by The Calistanian
Have you ever noticed that on soda commercials, they always make the gulping noise of the person that's drinking really loud? Is that supposed to be enticing? The sound of someone gulping liquid down their esophegus just isn't that appealing to me.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Holy crap, I just ruined my keyboard...spitting out my wine because I laughed so hard.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 20:38:15
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moisture is the essence of wetness...
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 06/29/2004 : 23:34:11
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WET AND WILD
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 02:50:37
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if it isn't wet then you shouldn't be doing it
You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It's like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or if you like it's looks, you make a pet out of it."
- Charles Bukowski
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 08:06:31
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quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Have you ever noticed that on soda commercials, they always make the gulping noise of the person that's drinking really loud? Is that supposed to be enticing? The sound of someone gulping liquid down their esophegus just isn't that appealing to me.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Holy crap, I just ruined my keyboard...spitting out my wine because I laughed so hard.
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll.
Well, that makes my day. I made someone laugh.
And here's the bonus part: They ruined their keyboard!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahaahahah!!
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 09:02:10
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the house
They are building a house
half a block down
and I sit up here
with the shades down
listening to the sounds,
the hammers pounding in nails,
thack thack thack thack,
and then I hear birds,
and thack thack thack,
and I go to bed,
I pull the covers to my throat;
they have been building this house
for a month, and soon it will have
its people...sleeping, eating,
loving, moving around,
but somehow
now
it is not right,
there seems a madness,
men walk on top with nails
in their mouths
and I read about Castro and Cuba,
and at night I walk by
and the ribs of the house show
and inside I can see cats walking
the way cats walk,
and then a boy rides by on a bicycle
and still the house is not done
and in the morning the men
will be back
walking around on the house
with their hammers,
and it seems people should not build houses
anymore,
it seems people should not get married
anymore,
it seems people should stop working
and sit in small rooms
on 2nd floors
under electric lights without shades;
it seems there is a lot to forget
and a lot not to do,
and in drugstores, markets, bars,
the people are tired, they do not want
to move, and I stand there at night
and look through this house and the
house does not want to be built;
through its sides I can see the purple hills
and the first lights of evening,
and it is cold
and I button my coat
and I stand there looking through the house
and the cats stop and look at me
until I am embarrased
and move North up the sidewalk
where I will buy
cigarettes and beer
and return to my room.
from "All's Normal Here" - 1985
Ruddy Duck Press
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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apl4eris
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 09:21:12
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I like that poem Tre.
On the literal end, someone has been building a 3-storey house next door for over a year. At one point we could still see the river, the trees and the hills, through the windows....it's been torn down once and rebuilt already. Next to that, a crazy spiteful old couple is having a 3-storey warehouse built, with a giant smilie face facing towards our house.
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 09:31:25
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That is the most horrendous thing i think i have ever seen
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Jose Jones
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 09:53:40
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did anyone ever see that website that some guy dedicated to hating his crazy, illogical, white trash neighbor? it was hilarious. i see if i can find it...
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apl4eris
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USA
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 09:58:45
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I would like to see that, Jose. Very much.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 10:42:25
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
did you steal that quote from somewhere Mikey? I recognise it, but cant put my finger on where from....
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
Yeah I got it in an email.
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 11:02:19
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type type type type type.....
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Jose Jones
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 11:05:33
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i can't find the page. it was priceless, and now i have no idea where i first heard about it. one of these damn message boards i frequent! i'll do some more digging.
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Jose Jones
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 11:11:21
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i found it!!!!!
ATTENTION EVERYONE: click this link and read the whole thing. trust me, it's worth it. reality is stranger than fiction!
http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm
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apl4eris
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 11:20:12
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Sadly, this sounds like our very own saga. We don't have any way to fight back against these neighbors though. No covenants, no applicable deed restrictions, no zoning laws. I think I have an idea though.
Can you auction off your neighbors on ebay?
Thanks very much, Jose.
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apl4eris
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 11:22:43
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Ok, I have read further.
Bwahahahahahah!
"Careless Whisper" has catapulted this story into high humor mode.
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apl4eris
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 11:24:26
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HahahahahahHHAHHAHAHAH!
The one-legged table! Oh my oh my
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 11:26:46
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we used to have a really crazy neighbour... she used to do horrible things, she threw all of her clothes and crockery into our garden, she then threw a tv and a sofa, yes a sofa! out of her bedroom window. The finale was throwing herself out of her bedroom window and knocking on our door at 3am getting blood all over our freshly decorated hallway
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 13:23:15
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you can feel so good so on top of the fucking world and all it takes is one stupid thing to send you back down
*reaches for the radiohead*
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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apl4eris
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 13:46:19
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Everybody it's a good thing
Everybody wants a good thing
Everybody ain't it true that
Everybody's looking for the same thing
Ain't it true there's just no doubt
There's some things that you can't do without
And that's good
Ain't it true as the sun that shines
You got yours and you got mine
And that's good
Everybody's just like you it's true
Everybody wants a good thing too
Now let's have a great big hand
For everybody who can understand
Life's a bee without a buzz
It's going great till you get stung
And let us not forget to toast
Everyone who might have missed the boat
And to everybody else who waits
Until the next one sails in again
Everybody it's a good thing
Ain't it true it's a monumental good thing
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 13:57:41
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ANOTHER BED
from: Love is a Mad Dog from Hell
another bed
another women
more curtains
another bathroom
another kitchen
other eyes
other hair
other
feet and toes.
everybodys looking.
the eternal search.
you stay in bed
she gets dressed for work
and you wonder what happened
to the last one
and the one after that...
it's all so comfortable-
this love making
this sleeping together
the gentle kindness...
after she leaves you get up and use her
bathroom,
it's all so intimate and strange.
you go back to bed and
sleep another hour.
when you leave its with sadness
but you'll se her again
whether it works or not.
you drive down to the shore and sit
in your car. it's almost noon.
-another bed, other ears, other
ear rings, other mouths, other slippers, other
dresses
colors, doors, phone numbers.
you were once strong enough to live alone.
for a man nearing sixty you should be more
sensible.
you start the car and shift,
thinking, I'll phone Jeanie when I get in,
I haven't seen her since Friday.
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:00:08
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Let's all live like bees! I love bees!
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:03:03
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some people
some people never go crazy.
me, sometimes I'll lie down behind the couch
for 3 or 4 days.
they'll find me there.
it's Cherub, they'll say, and
they pour wine down my throat
rub my chest
sprinkle me with oils.
then, I'll rise with a roar,
rant, rage -
curse them and the universe
as I send them scattering over the
lawn.
I'll feel much better,
sit down to toast and eggs,
hum a little tune,
suddenly become as lovable as a
pink
overfed whale.
Some people never go crazy.
what truly horrible lives
they must lead.
*not a thing I think you have to worry about monkey boy....*
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:11:57
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You have no idea. I am crazy.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:14:04
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Crrrrrazy like a fox.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:18:29
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covered in bees
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apl4eris
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:18:46
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quote:
Originally posted by fudd
You've got to wiggle on the bottom
Wiggle on the top
Wiggle up the middle and laugh a lot
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:25:16
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heh heh heh heh heh
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Posted - 06/30/2004 : 14:35:13
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh he did it *again* fucking hell. That does it I'm building a room 101
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