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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
 Posted - 06/22/2004 : 09:00:13
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--After you finished "school" you were expected to "work" for 40 years. Only after that could you "retire."
--Wow, I guess it really was the Dark Ages, wasn't it?
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2004 : 09:18:41
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I could stay here forever.
Do you miss the feeling of being in love?
I think ive gone cold inside.
I bet you never thought your movie would turn out this way
You crossed the other way, youd hope i wouldnt see you, you say youre doing fine, but thats not what it looks like, your undercovers on...
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2004 : 11:31:02
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Iron And Wines new cd on Itunes Kicks AsS AnD ThEy w e r e On T v La St N i Gh T
The Truth Is Out There |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2004 : 13:31:37
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A poem:
Jewel of thine sister's eyne
Oft' among our thoughts
Resting
Dancing in our dreams
Another
Night
Away
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Edited by - shineoftheever on 06/22/2004 13:32:34 |
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Posted - 06/22/2004 : 13:45:49
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has anyone else heard of the mother? it's a strange algal growth that you feed a cup of sweet tea to every day.. you leave it to process the tea for a day then drink the tea process and re feed the mother (so called because of it's baby spores you could pick off and give to your friends) anyhoo the process is good for you and i had to lost my mother and i want a new one (not a new mum because i love mine but a new algae)
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2004 : 21:40:11
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| Intelligence is an evolutionary disaster. |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 07:35:12
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I miss being in love, a lot, I think some of my last post is starting to bleed through.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 12:38:38
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I think I still am.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 01:35:49
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| Of all the myriad symptoms of mental illness, insomnia is by far my favorite. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 14:55:29
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Outside there's a boxcar waiting.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 15:17:52
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Its broken down
 "Ee-hee! Shamone!" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 16:35:47
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Then fix it!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 17:25:38
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| My ears are still ringing. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 17:33:03
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 17:59:12
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That pasta milkshake I just had was terrible! Ravioli instead of lasagna? What were they THINKING?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 18:40:23
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| Will somebody please explain this goddamn pasta milkshake thing? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 19:14:25
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Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 19:46:54
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According to fickle FBnet legend, I invented pasta milkshakes. Maybe? I am not responsible for whether they taste good.
Sticky is good. Try to throw yourself onto the side of the nearest grocery store! It's extra points if your body blocks a crucial letter or two on the signage.
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 21:10:57
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The lights on both the S and the P were out on the local SHOPRITE a couple of days ago. Now the P is back but the S is still out.
you gotta walk like a mannequin roll like a tire act on reaction dodge the big spud fryer
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 21:40:26
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That's something. Ho Rite ....Hop Rite... people need to be careful about sending mixed messages.
They're going to be getting a lot of lawsuits from hobbled prostitutes.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 22:11:54
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I saw a car wash sign with some letters burned out, so that it said "crash."
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2004 : 23:12:15
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The fruit ate itself
The Truth Is Out There |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2004 : 00:44:43
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but EYE ate the fruit........
the FRUUIITS OF THE DEEVVIIIL!!!!!
Her life was saved by Rock & Roll. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2004 : 12:06:56
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But I ate your eye!
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2004 : 14:14:43
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That's two Zippies I now love.
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2004 : 15:42:53
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That's two zippers I now love.
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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fudd
= Cult of Ray =
664 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2004 : 16:25:23
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I couldn't keep a plant alive if my life depended on it. But my wife has a really nice flowerbed in the front of the house. It's about 3 feet wide and 12 feet long, and stuffed with all kinds of flowers and plants. I have no idea what they're called. But what's really cool is who lives in there. In the daytime there's a little chipmunk hopping around all the time, and at night there's a frog hopping around.
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Posted - 06/27/2004 : 17:32:42
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I like frogs. I like orange ones. and tree frogs with their big hands
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 06:40:24
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We are raising tadpoles we collected from our pool cover, they are becoming Ohio Grey and Green treefrogs:
 Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 07:05:59
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 07:10:23
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I prefer bigger froglegs myself.
I also like snails.
Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 07:13:53
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Snails are OK. There was a thread about the weirdest thing you've eaten, right?
Where does the word "taxi" come from? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 09:40:04
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Thermodynamics Of Hell.
The following is an actual question given on a university of
Washington
>> > chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was "so profound" that
>>the
>> > professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
>> > course,
>> > why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
>> >
>> > Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
>> > (absorbs
>> > heat)?
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>> > Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law,
>> > (gas
>> > cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some
>> > variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
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>> > First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
>> > need
>> > to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are
>> > leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
>>Hell,
>> > it
>> > will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls
>>are
>> > entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the
>> > world
>> > today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of
>>their
>> > religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these
>> > religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
>>can
>> > project that all souls go to Hell.
>> >
>> > With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
>>souls
>> > in
>> > Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of
>>the
>> > volume in Hell because Boyle's law states that in order for the
>> > temperature
>> > and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
expand
>> > proportionately as souls are added.
>> >
>> > This gives two possibilities:
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>> > 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
>> > enter
>> > Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all
>> > Hell
>> > breaks loose.
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>> > 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
>> > Hell,
>> > then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
>> >
>> > So which is it?
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>> > If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Morrison, during my
>> > freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep
>>with
>> > you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded
in
>> > having sexual relations with her, then; No2 cannot be true, and thus I
>>am
>> > sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
>> >
>> > The student received the only "A" given
Listen to Nine Black Alps. |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 10:52:21
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Doh'
The Truth Is Out There |
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Posted - 06/28/2004 : 16:15:40
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this night involves far too much thinking. my head hurts
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