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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
 Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:18:09
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I have to try those some time.
I'm not cool enough to use slang... or maybe I'm TOO cool.
yeah that's the ticket.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:20:17
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A popular saying that was big when I was in high school and has died down a bit since was "Sucks to be you." I HATED that expression so much. Maybe it was the context I first heard it in. I dunno. Never was fond of that one.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:21:41
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Did you guys have the term HURTBAG there?
Or HURTSAC....
Or when somebody said something stupid you'd always hear "Dude your hurtin"
I found it halarious.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:26:28
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Well, seeings how I interacted with about 1% of the student population in high school, and of that 1%, I really paid attention to about 10% of what they said, and of that 10% of things they said, I remember about 5%... okay, I'm confused. 
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:34:56
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You would never believe the depths to which the kids as my high school have sunk. Lets say I'm walking down the hall and I trip over something (usually myself) and my books fall all over the ground. What can usually be heard is:
"You got owned" or even better, "You got served". Don't worry, no dancing is involved.
Aloha means goodbye, and also hello. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 17:48:06
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Oh god....
Do you slap them?
Because SOMEbody should.
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 18:21:57
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when you people get high, do you say 'smoke up' or 'smoke out'?
Here in NY its always been smoke up, as in get high, but friends from both florida and cali are adament in using smoke out, as in hanging out and smoking.
I personally like 'up' better, but that may be a geographical bias.
warm....warmer.....disco! |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 18:27:29
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quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
Oh god....
Do you slap them?
Because SOMEbody should.
Who gave you permission to rearrange me?
I would slap them, if I weren't a puny freshman, and if I weren't sprawled on the floor picking up books. It also might help if they weren't these huge football players.
Aloha means goodbye, and also hello. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2004 : 23:42:10
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I've been dropping this a lot lately:
If someone says "hey, why did you do that?", or anything of that nature, you say "that's how I roll now".
Ex. 1
Uncool Troglodyte: Hey man, why did you eat the last of cookies?
You: That's how I roll now.
Ex. 2
Amazed Gawker: Holy crackers man! You just punched that dude out! Golly!
You: That's how I roll now.
And so forth. Enjoy! |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 00:00:34
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Actually, I'd say I hear "smoke down" the most for getting high.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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This_Guy
- FB Fan -
Canada
146 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 01:59:57
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the use of common vernacular as a tool to identify with peers has always sickened me.
on that note try "blow me where the pampers is." |
Edited by - This_Guy on 05/11/2004 02:00:21 |
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 08:35:15
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If someone says 'See you later' you have to say 'not if I see you first'
If someone asks you a question, your answer should always be 'Why? What'd you hear?'
And if someone acts likes an idiot, you must say 'who brought the cool kid?'
warm....warmer.....disco! |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 08:35:24
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quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
Oh god....
Do you slap them?
Because SOMEbody should.
Who gave you permission to rearrange me?
I would slap them, if I weren't a puny freshman, and if I weren't sprawled on the floor picking up books. It also might help if they weren't these huge football players.
Aloha means goodbye, and also hello.
You need to say something like: "I'm rubber, and you're glue...whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."
At that point they:
A. Say: "Oh, man, you got us."
B. Beat you up
or
C. Say: "Haha...you said you're a rubber!"
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 09:20:04
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I'm gonna have to go with B. Alec.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 10:31:55
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I am gonna start using Sean Bateman's "Deal with it" to add to his "Rock 'n' roll"
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 10:47:35
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Now that's hip.
Or is it hep... I'm not too sure.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 10:57:09
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Actually, I think it's hop.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 10:58:16
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A phrase that I always thought was really harsh that a lot of kids around here were using is "You suck at life!" I use the word reckon a lot, reckon is a great word. As is swank, I urge everyone to urge swank more, instead of saying something is cool say it's swank, lets start a revolution. Also I like "Booyaka!" which is my way of saying "In your face!"
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 11:02:52
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Hillary Swank?
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 11:08:26
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Not so swank, that one.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 13:58:32
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I've been swank, and loving it!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 15:04:38
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No dice - expression Jim told me recently - think its mroe of a yank thing but i love it - bascially means no idea, or negative
you stacked it - tripped up, fell over
Larry / loner - by ones self
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 16:36:42
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I like the acronym dinks = Dual Income, No KidS.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2004 : 18:35:51
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Step 1: Watch the entire first season DVD of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Pay attention to Meatwad. He da man.
Then, watch Shaft. Like 12 times or so.
Ok now some extra ammo:
Ganked = stolen (depricated but quaint. Use of skeezed, yoinked, or boosted is also acceptable)
Stupid motherfucker = everyone you don't know. Maybe some you do.
2 beers short of a 6-pack = A stupid motherfucker (also Insane)
Shiner = Black eye. Usually worn by some stupid skeezin' motherfucker that is obviously 2 beers short of a 6-pack, after he boosted your shit.
A personal favorite: "That boy's cheese done slid off his cracker!" = Used to imply the sudden loss of cognitive function or rational thought.
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slaveish
= Cult of Ray =
USA
269 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2004 : 21:46:27
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Where is Adnan? Is he off taking notes?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 08:48:39
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How bout,
My dogs are barking.
(Hey Dean hey, hey?) |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 08:55:26
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Droppin the kids off at the pool.
you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 09:02:50
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
How bout,
My dogs are barking.
(Hey Dean hey, hey?)
Are you referring to "The Far Side" comic?
If so, that is a classic.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 09:04:36
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quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
Droppin the kids off at the pool.
you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
You've inspired me to expressions such as:
"Take a ride on the Thunder-mug"
or
"Take a ride on the porcelain chariot"
Chicks dig those.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
Edited by - The Calistanian on 05/13/2004 09:05:08 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 09:08:48
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
How bout,
My dogs are barking.
(Hey Dean hey, hey?)
Are you referring to "The Far Side" comic?
If so, that is a classic.
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Not really, just something my gramps used to say. :) |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 09:13:16
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Well, there is this "Far Side" comic, where it shows scientists at a chalkboard, and they've just figured out how to translate dog barking. They realize that when dogs bark all they say is "Hey, hey, hey, hey".
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 09:23:11
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Ad, you want to try some proper Cockney rhyming slang.
As in:
Apples and pears = stairs
Rosie Lee = cup of tea
Dog and bone = phone
Now, beers is traditionally pigs ears, but more recently has shown signs of evolving into Britney Spears, as in "I'll have a couple of Britneys"
Make your own up, its fun.
As for the rest, take some notes (not too many) from Big Ron:
Early doors, little eyebrows, spotters badge. Even I don't know what they mean.
Finally the classic:
"Back of the net" = "what a fortuitous circumstance or event"
Can be combined with the left index finger on nose, right index pointing away gesture.
 "I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens" |
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 11:58:59
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For reasons unknown, the expression I've been hearing for something really good is now 'Tight'. As in: "That's a tight CD" or "This Corvette is tight"
What's up wit dat?
 The Cult of Frank: Enough of that pixie stuff already, we're just ordinary worker elves... |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 12:05:29
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She bang, She bang!
Stay tuned for signature change at 400 posts. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2004 : 12:17:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Finally the classic:
"Back of the net" = "what a fortuitous circumstance or event"
Can be combined with the left index finger on nose, right index pointing away gesture.
"I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens"
Oh Man I love Alan Partridge.
oh yeah, thats what you should do adnan - get some alan partridge DVDs. hehehe
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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Fashionable Expressions ?
