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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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 Posted - 05/04/2004 : 17:33:36
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Kids scare me. I awlays said the only way id have kids is if i was like over 33 - had lots of money, and in a secure relationship. And i accidentally fell pregnant, id think about it.
However, i must be getting older, cos ive gone all maternal. Not with kids, i still hate kids, but wanting my own,.
Id only have 1 ..maybe two, and they would have to be boys.
Malax - i thought you were a guy as well!!
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
Edited by - GypsyDeath on 05/04/2004 18:49:58 |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2004 : 18:32:11
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Sorry to disappoint.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 05/04/2004 : 20:31:23
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I fuckin hate "wide" threads, and I thought this was about babies
Pulp, blah blah blah
I was expecting shit
like, "I have this friend who has a baby and she is blah years old and like
Donald Barthelme rules |
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blackpurse
= Cult of Ray =
USA
299 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 10:53:43
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Originally posted by Angry Elvis
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Tip of the day,
Don't keep permanent felt markers around.
Kids end up looking like Groucho for awhile ;)
LOL! I remember gettting this picture in an email with the subject line "Why markers don't make good Christmas presents."
"Sacred cows make the best burgers!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 11:20:05
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Malax, you're a dude!!! I am sure you have refered to yourself as a bloke before now. Obviously you should know but............quick someone check ALL HIS previous posts to look for evidence!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 11:36:21
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 12:35:42
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Well done Jim, you have brought me his head. I will make you the General of my army!!!
If you still had your head Malax, I would demand you hang it in shame for this pathetic act!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2004 : 14:43:16
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Well done Jim, you have brought me his head. I will make you the General of my army!!!
If you still had your head Malax, I would demand you hang it in shame for this pathetic act!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
A typo. 
Made you look though, i thought I would do it because a few people thought I was 12/54 on another thread. The bad aura continues.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 11:48:07
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Well Malax, I guess we'll see at the meet up. Or are you gonna pull out so that we don't see that you are really a duck!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 12:00:47
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Im a broom
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 13:43:46
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so malax has been a girl and is back to being a bloke, and i missed all this?
man! i bet mike is gutted... poor bloke... 
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:17:33
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Im confused, so is malax a guy or a girl?!!
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:22:50
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
man! i bet mike is gutted... poor bloke...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
Why???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:23:34
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
man! i bet mike is gutted... poor bloke...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
Why???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
a girl... who lives near you... who likes frank black... i bet your heart skipped a few beats...
Is it like today? Oh, oh, oh-oh. Then there followed days with kings, empires and revolutions. blood just looks the same when you open the veins. sometimes it was faith, power or reason as the cornerstone. but the furrowed brow has never left his face. he said, how did it come to this?
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:31:47
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Right to clarify:
Im called Lisa I have a young child and im 12 or 54, I smoke cigars and bet on dog racing.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 14:32:27
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Just checking that you meant, if he/she was a girl.
Yeah I guess I would be attracted to someone with that cool a taste in music.
But seeing as he is a guy...................
By the way Malax, where in Manchester DO you live??? I don't think you have ever mentioned it exactly, not to me anyway.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 15:58:29
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I don't. I live in Preston. But I visit Manchester regular, just cos.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 16:12:00
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I ahve a friend who lives in preston. his names Joe Rosenbourg. Not that you know him..but you never know.
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2004 : 16:18:03
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Cant say I recognise the name. But maybe our pathes have crossed, who knows.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 05/07/2004 : 01:33:59
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| If that picture is real, then I feel bad for the poor baby. But it's not really real. Is it? |
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