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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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 Posted - 04/25/2004 : 03:31:11
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Hey girls and guys, what are your usual pick up lines? Mine is "hey, aren't you too young to stay alone in a place like this?"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 03:37:06
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I don't use 'em. I pity people who do.
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chick
- FB Fan -
Canada
118 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 03:47:13
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| ( this isn't really a pickup line) What do do when you ask somebody to dance and they declined your offer: Say no,I don't want to dance,I said you look fat in thoes pants. I heard some guy say that to somebody at a bar one night.Pretty mean.Kinda funny though. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 03:50:26
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Very mean. What an asshole.
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 04:45:17
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Come here often?
Almost said that to a barmaid once
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 06:09:59
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I usually just say "Hi." It's a very novel approach.
But, the best (or silliest) pickup line I ever got was when a guy asked me about the tattoo I have on my back. It is three Chinese charecters which mean strength, trust, and faith. I told him that and he kind of disappeered for about five minutes. When he came back, he looked at me very intensely and said, "you can have STRENGTH, TRUST, and FAITH in MEEE".
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 09:49:33
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I say, "So... you're a girl, huh? How's that workin' out for ya?"
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 10:10:58
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Another one that works wonders is, "Hey baby, you like dick?"
"(insert clever quote here)" |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 10:42:19
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Is it hot in here or is it just me?
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 10:46:23
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I heard "wash me" somewhere once. Very humourous. Well, I think it was an obscure pick-up line, they didn't even look that grubby.
 It's getting colder.... |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 11:27:54
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I've only got 24 hours to live and i dont want to die a virgin.Can you help me?
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 11:45:07
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I don't use them.
But let me take you guys back to 1992. Ahh the 1990's. The decade when I was king.
The place?
Lowell Massachesetts. My home town.
I was at what we use to call a "Jack and Jill" which is a pre wedding party. Any one can attend these functions. The purpose of which is, to raise money for the soon to be newlyweds
It was under these circumstances in which I got to use one of my favorite one liners of all time!
Okay, here's the set up:
I was standing near the dance floor in the back room of the veterans hall where this party was being held, and this older woman kept giving me the evil eye. I say evil because judging from the look she was giving me, I could tell she wanted to do evil, nasty things to me while naked.
After a short while she (which we will now refer to as M.I.L.F.) approached me.
Side note: To this day, this still happens with great frequency due to my stunning good looks 
After some small talk, this is how the conversation went;
M.I.L.F. - "Do you dance?"
ME - "I clog, but I don't have them with me."
(short silence)
M.I.L.F. - PPPPLLLLEEEEBBBBHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA! (drink spraying everywhere)
I'll never forget the look on her face. It was one of pure amazment. She was dumbfounded by the fact that she was in such close proximity to a comedic genius such as myself. Almost as if she was looking into the face of a god.
That was also the night my friend who has over the years come to be refered to as "DUDE" turned to me and said these words:
DUDE - "Dude...You see that waitress ovah theah?
ME -"Yes"
DUDE - "Dude...She's memorized by me"
ME - "Uh?...memeorized?"
DUDE - "Yeah dude. See the way she's looking at me?"
Me - "No...You know what though? She probably is memorized by you because she looks even more stupid than you are!"
DUDE - "Huh dude?"
ME - " Huh dude? (said in a mocking fashion). That's mesmerized you fucking idiot. Get the hell away from me! Come on. This place sucks! Let's go to Santoro's.
Don't you owe me a cheese steak?"
THE END
Yes you guys are lucky to have me around
Edit: to enhance comedic value ten fold.
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 04/25/2004 12:53:44 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 12:28:19
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
Hey girls and guys, what are your usual pick up lines? Mine is "hey, aren't you too young to stay alone in a place like this?"
lol! no offence but that sounds a bit creepy! maybe it doesn't translate very well! i hope this girls are of legal age!
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That's 'cos ALL pick-up lines are creepy. The very idea of having set lines for picking people up is just plain pathetic and creepy. The thing is, with most people you don't even need them anyway if getting off with someone is your mission.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 12:29:53
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I don't use them.
But let me take you guys back to 1992. Ahh the 1990's. The decade when I was king.
The place?
Lowell Massachesetts. My home town.
I was at what we use to call a "Jack and Jill" which is a pre wedding party. Any one can attend these functions. The purpose of which is, to raise money for the soon to be newlyweds
It was under these circumstances in which I got to use one of my favorite one liners of all time!
Okay, here's the set up:
I was standing near the dance floor in the back room of the veterans hall where this party was being held, and this older woman kept giving me the evil eye. I say evil because judging from the look she was giving me, I could tell she wanted to do evil, nasty things to me while naked.
After a short while she (which we will now refer to as M.I.L.F.) approached me.
Side note: To this day, this still happens with great frequency due to my stunning good looks
After some small talk, this is how the conversation went;
M.I.L.F. - "Do you dance?"
ME - "I clog, but I don't have them with me."
(short silence)
M.I.L.F. - PPPPLLLLEEEEBBBBHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA! (drink spraying everywhere)
I'll never forget the look on her face. It was one of pure amazment. She was dumbfounded by the fact that she was in such close proximity to a comedic genius such as myself. Almost as if she was looking into the face of a god.
That was also the night my friend who has over the years come to be refered to as "DUDE" turned to me and said these words:
DUDE - "Dude...You see that waitress ovah theah?
ME -"Yes"
DUDE - "Dude...She's memorized by me"
ME - "Uh?...That's mesmerized you fucking idiot. Get the fuck away from me!
Come on. This place sucks! Let's go to Santoro's. Don't you owe me a cheese steak?"
THE END
Yes you guys are lucky to have me around
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
Hehe!!! I often have to remind myself just how lucky I am to post on a forum that has you present.
Seriously though, on another note. You're pig ugly really aren't you???
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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 04/25/2004 12:30:42 |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 12:37:21
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chat up lines are quite dodgy. i'm reminded now and again that i asked my current gf "doesn't my friend know you?" the night we got together... haha, she reckons it was a really lame chat-up line... but me and my mate had been talking about her, as she was checking me out, and i asked him if he knew who she was... he reckoned he did (he didn't it turned out, he was just drunk), so i thought that's a good enough ice-breaker... and now i'm associated with this dodgy line...
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 12:42:57
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I don't use them.
M.I.L.F. - "Do you dance?"
ME - "I clog, but I don't have them with me."
(short silence)
It's taking me way too long to get this joke. . . what's wrong with me? Also, Santoro's has some great meatball subs
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
chat up lines are quite dodgy. i'm reminded now and again that i asked my current gf "doesn't my friend know you?" . . . so i thought that's a good enough ice-breaker... and now i'm associated with this dodgy line...
Haha, I never really considered what would happen if a person ended up with the gal he used a dumb line on. Well, at least you really can blame it on your friend :)
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 12:51:19
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Cloggs
Clogging
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:00:00
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ok, so I did get it. I thought it was more genius than that . . no offense.
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:06:32
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oh . . . sorry:(
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:10:36
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I thought it was more genius than that . . no offense.
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Okay, maybe not that genius by todays standards, I'll grant you that, but back in 1992, to referance clogging was almost absurdly genius.
It's because of that one fatal night back in 1992 that I revived cloggings comedic value for todays modern world.
I even recently saw Tenacious D use it (hilariously) in one of their HBO skit's. A big smile of contentment came across my face while sitting on my couch by myself on a Saturday night.
Its nice when you know you have value.
Did you get that slice yet?
I know the answer
Damn you!
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:10:55
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Ive never used one, but ive had ome really quite funny - mostly disturbing ones
Do you come here often - yep, he actually said that
Hey, im thinking of dicthing my friends <points to friends> because , well, really i dont think they are very attractive. But you...well, you are just the sort of person id like to pick up eith, hows about it?
Hey, youre pretty fine looking...I bet you have the perfect arse to fuck
Your lips just look like they want to be sucking my cock.
(same guy said ...) And youre tits just look perfect to cunm all over.
(some guy stops me in the street and - ) Stop. Youre beautiful. I think youre the most beauitiful person ive ever seen, will you come for dinner with me tonight? PLease, come to dinner, ill pay, i know a great restaurant.. (and continued to follow me down the street saying thing in this vain..very bizarre.)
Youre like an english rose. You have the beauty of an english rose.
(after about 10 minutes of chatting away) I think me and you would be perfect, we should try this out - lets go down to the beach (notorious fucking area at night bit of it anyway...)
Anmyway, yeah, men are creeps, theres some more random ones, but they are the ones ive found a bit freaky. ones i remember, anyway.
And for the record, im not like stunningly beautiful or anything like that!
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:18:42
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haha! yeah, probably was mike...
No, i think he was a bit shorter than mike..unless mike was lying. hmm. maybe he really does think hes the guys in the videos, and describes himself that waay, when really hes a little danny de vito look a like. mwahaha
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:23:04
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It could hardly be me when I am the only person who has really berated pick-up lines on here. More likely to be you therefore, Simon!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:33:35
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That's still gotta be better than the one you used on Mel.
"Your lips just look like they want to be sucking my cock.
And youre tits just look perfect to cunm all over."
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 13:56:08
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woah woah woah, which one of you used which line on me?!hmm?
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:00:57
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Did you get that slice yet?
I know the answer
Damn you!
Yes you do. Sorry. Tell you the truth, I can't remember the name of the place I'm supposed to go to. What is it again? I'll be home all summer so I'll try to get it then.
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:01:55
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
woah woah woah, which one of you used which line on me?!hmm?
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
Welcome to your new joy.
mike.
We're no.1 - you're not.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:09:08
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SIMON!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:12:27
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I don't need pick up lines, usually its women hitting on me.
You have literally no idea how big a lie that is.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:17:16
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I don't need pick up lines, usually its women hitting on me.
You have literally no idea how big a lie that is.
"I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens"
well we do, as you just said!
i told you si, i'll help you out and we'll have you hooked up in no time...
We're no.1 - you're not.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:25:03
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Fuckin' hell Bumble (I have to revery to Bumble now that Cheeseman has joined in), you have turned into Cilla Black!!! First me and now Cheeseman.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:27:18
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Fuckin' hell Bumble (I have to revery to Bumble now that Cheeseman has joined in), you have turned into Cilla Black!!! First me and now Cheeseman.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
oh, maybe i didn't tell cheeseman i'd help him out. i get you 2 confused when chatting on msn...
We're no.1 - you're not.
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