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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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 Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:27:50
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now you come to mention it..i can see the similarities...
I love you for what I am not,
I did not ask for what I have got.
You will get used to me.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:32:49
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what, between me and mike?
don't make me laugh...
plus, simone, you did offer to help, but didn't actually help at all, damn you.
 "I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens" |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:33:43
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
what, between me and mike?
don't make me laugh...
plus, simone, you did offer to help, but didn't actually help at all, damn you.
"I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens"
oh right. well, like i said... you've got to give me something to work with!
We're no.1 - you're not.
http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/entertainment/busted
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 14:34:04
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Mel, that is the biggest insult I have ever recieved. Thanks a lot.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 16:16:29
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People actually say Do you come here often? Ack. Perhaps they're counting on it passing beyond a joke and becoming acceptable again, like the way crap rock stars if they're around long enough go through a career-second-wind-cause-people-like-them-in-an-ironic-fashion phase and then come full circle to being legitimately popular again.
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"You one of those right-wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 18:26:21
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Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Did you get that slice yet?
I know the answer
Damn you!
Yes you do. Sorry. Tell you the truth, I can't remember the name of the place I'm supposed to go to. What is it again? I'll be home all summer so I'll try to get it then.
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye"
Espresso's  stay with the basics at first. Cheese is excellent!
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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rockmusic84
= Cult of Ray =
USA
256 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2004 : 18:42:26
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I can't believe no one has mentioned/tried this one:
"Hey babe, how you doin'? Can I be your boy?" :)
Saying, "Hello" isn't bad either, but it's more of a greeting than a pick-up line. But then again, the whole point is to start a conversation, and take it from there.
Join The Cult of U-MASS - IT'S EDUCATIONAL!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 10:02:16
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Can you really not believe no one has tried that line, or were you kidding?
You were kidding right???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 11:34:19
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My spanish is bad, but...
Hola. Quiero ir a la playa y fuck? Que? No te gusta fuck? |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 04/26/2004 : 11:52:00
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"Hey baby." Or, "Your bony ankles are hot."
I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 13:01:54
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two my wife got propositioned with while walking down the street in East Ham, London
"you doing business? 10p, you give me business" and
"you have shoulders like a model"
and no-ones mentioned the classic "is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?" i have never used it, but i have heard it being used.
i think all the guy got was a fit of laughter.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2004 : 13:14:36
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Here's one i thought up but only used with friends to make them laugh (or pity me),
I'm no doctor but you appear to be suffering from a severe case of cutey-pie-tous.
Yes....I know 
Bweeahmp! Bweeahmp! Bweeahmp! Bweeeeaaaahhhhmp!
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Confucious say - The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
He also say my lucky numbers are: 16 27 36 23 11
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/
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