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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
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 Posted - 04/21/2004 : 13:47:01
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you remind me of the babe.
what babe?
the babe with the power.
what power?
the power of voodoo.
who do?
you do.
do what?
remind me of the babe!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 15:17:29
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I'll go for Winona.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 17:44:04
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since Monica Bellucci isn't running i 'll have to go for Angelina Jolie. tormented ultra-skinny girls aren't my type. plus W.R gets on my nerves for trying so much to look like intelectual\underground\indie.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =
693 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 19:23:17
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Now she is. |
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =
693 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 19:30:03
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One vote for each. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2004 : 11:23:13
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Boy am I changing my vote!!!
I just got back from watching Taking Lives, starring Ms Jolie. WOW!!! I never realised just how beautiful she really is. She has gone right up in my estimations.
She's the most beautiful girl I've seen since................
............Well you know the rest.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2004 : 16:58:52
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Hmm, this is a tough one... I reckon if it were a one night stand then I'd go for the more erotic Jolie.... she'd definately be the dirtier of the two, and up for more bizarre sex stunts. She probably wouldn't mind me getting into my spandex batman costume and having a game of Heroes and Villians... However..... the next day you'd probably wake up to find blood over your covers where she had carved your name in her arm with a compass (didn't she do shit like that with Billy Bob and Jonny Lee??) She is well known for carrying alot of emotional baggage, plus if you look at recent trends she'd probably make me change my name to something like Stuey Ted, or Stuey Dave or some shit like that.
So in summary, I think it would be the safer option to go for Winona, she might not be the prettiest out of the two, but in the long run you'd have more fun and you wouldn't have to worry about coming home after a disagreement to find your dog in the microwave.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/23/2004 : 23:26:38
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But a dog in the microwave is a normal meal in the Phillipines. If you're with Jolie, just move there and her behavior wouldn't be that fucked up seeming. Then again, she might take it up a few notches and you'd be dealing with some demented ass shit. Perhaps actually even dealing with literal shit, like... okay, I'm just gonna stop there.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2004 : 04:23:07
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Watch 'Taking Lives'!!! Just watch it. That's all I'm saying.
Besides, you wouldn't get to see Winona much, she'd end up in jail eventually. And she'd steal all your things.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/24/2004 : 09:45:53
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It's funny, because I often forgot about the whole shoplifting incident. I had an obsession going with Winona the year before that stealing occured, so in recent years the films she's in have been what I was focused on, not that ridiculous shoplifting shit. But to everyone else she's just a little thief.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2004 : 09:55:32
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No not to everyone else TarTar. I was just kidding.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Angelina Jolie or Winona Ryder?
