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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
 Posted - 04/20/2004 : 22:56:38
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So what angst-ridden celebrity movie star chick is more your type? The shy, introverted, sad Winona Ryder or the outspoken, extroverted, shove-a-rat-in-your-ass-and-drip-hot-wax-on-your-dick style of Angelina Jolie?
Me, I prefer Winona. Those sad eyes, that pasty white skin. She seems like she'd be easy to talk to about anything. Angelina would probably kick my ass, and then shove a rat into it.
Can any girls think of equivalents to this? Jared Leto or Jake Gyllenhaal? hahahaha.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2004 : 22:59:57
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Actually, it occurs to me that Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jake's sister, might be very well on her way to being another angst-ridden actress, after the success of Secretary.
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =
693 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 00:13:25
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| Definitely Winona. Can Naomi Watts be in this category? Please? |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 00:17:19
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Hell yeah! She's super fuckin' fine!
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6330 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 00:29:57
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winona!
she is a shoplifter and played Jon Spencer in a JSBX video
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 00:37:35
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I suppose with our more intellectually based crowd here, Winona will probably win most of our hearts. Angelina Jolie is more for the goths, though plenty of frat guys dig her. I actually don't think she's as attractive as a lot of guys seem to think she is, though her tits are much larger and nicer than I thought they'd be (I found this out in the movie Foxfire).
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Jason
* Dog in the Sand *
1446 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 01:33:04
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Angelina, for me. She's crazy. I like that. Also she has breasts. If Winona has any, I've never noticed.
Never cared about Winona Ryder. I always thought that mostly women liked her and not many guys did (similar to, say, a Julia Roberts), but I guess this thread proves me wrong.
However if Maggie Gylllehaajhajlhall were in this, I'd pick her. I like her plenty in Secretary, but I still think she's at her most cute (though not angst-ridden) in Cecil B Demented.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 01:40:10
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Winona actually has good-sized breasts, more than you'd expect from a short, skinny, super-white girl.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 02:08:19
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This is a debate between intellectuals who like the shy, introverted, Winona, and the truck-drivers who like the sexy Angelina.
I vote for Angelina, cause I'm a pure denizen of the citizens band.
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 02:11:33
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Before having sex (or maturbate): Angelina Jolie
After: Winona
For both case: Jennifer Conelly |
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gary13th
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
632 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 05:11:34
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problem with Winona is, you'd wake up in the morning, and she'd have left with your wallet ! 
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 06:19:47
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Winona all the way! She's lurvely.
Besides, I hardly ever carry cash, so no worry.
Also, for those who care, she does have breasts.
Frankly, Miss Jolie scares me a bit. TarTar expressed this quite well. And there's always a little concern that she might end up looking like her Dad...
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 06:26:08
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Can a girl vote? Angelina is way hotter. Winona looks SO uncomfortsble a lot of the time. Like her skin is too tight or something.
I also have a girly crush on Kate Winslet. She's beaooootiful. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 07:23:39
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quote:
Originally posted by remig
Before having sex (or maturbate): Angelina Jolie
After: Winona
For both case: Jennifer Conelly
well put remig. well put |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 07:27:35
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i have to say Angelina too. not only because she is way more hot (though mostly), but i don't think Winona is that interesting. i never got the impression that she was shy and introverted. just boring.
Angelina is smart AND crazy, AND hot. (and the breasts..)
there's really no contest. |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 09:14:31
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| Winona has a slight hunchback. That can be good or bad, depending on your preference. |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 09:35:25
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 10:23:00
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Definitely Winona, she so purdy. Plus, occasionally odd, which is nice. I look at Angelina Jolie, and all I see are two huge lips and not much else.
"I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens" |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 10:57:15
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Winona, but I wouldn't kick Angelina out of bed for eating crackers, even if crackers was her dog.
My doctor told me if I wanted to lose weight I should stop buttering my Oreo's! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:14:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Definitely Winona, she so purdy. Plus, occasionally odd, which is nice. I look at Angelina Jolie, and all I see are two huge lips and not much else.
Maybe that's why girls like her. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:28:01
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I hear she's the only person who's had fat taken out of her lips and injected into her butt.
"I joined the Cult Of Joey and Iggy/Cos they can hypnotise chickens" |
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gracie
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
573 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:33:25
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| Angelina cause you know she would be dirty, whereas Winona you would have to check her pockets before she left the house, that little tea leaf! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:33:47
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like remig said, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds? :
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:43:59
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mmmmmm....jennnnnnnnniferrrrrr! I'm in for a twosome with her!
My doctor told me if I wanted to lose weight I should stop buttering my Oreo's! |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:55:13
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She is very pretty. Can anyone post the photo of her on the cover of Vanity Fair? I thought she was amazingly gorgeous there.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 11:59:03
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Well, I couldn't find it. I did find about 15 of her in this lovely hat though.
Everyone has an awkward phase.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 12:21:46
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
Winona, but I wouldn't kick Angelina out of bed for eating crackers, even if crackers was her dog.
My doctor told me if I wanted to lose weight I should stop buttering my Oreo's!
Holy shit, that was funny..... |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 12:23:30
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Jennifer in the "Labrynth" days... good times. Good movie too! David Bowie! Hoggle!
"Smell BAAAAD". |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 12:26:29
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Oh, and Maggie Gyllenhaal is cute as a button:
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 12:26:33
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| Please please don't bring up Bowie in Labrynth... |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 12:27:35
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| Don't tell me you're speaking ill of the Labrynth! Well it be brought up baby, and now you must defend your position. |
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Angelina Jolie or Winona Ryder?
