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ShaunWestphal
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 Posted - 06/07/2004 : 14:50:53
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Kind of a combination of both. Like the kind of tranny you'd take home to meet mom.
The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...
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joshuagingery
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Posted - 06/07/2004 : 14:52:20
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Cal--I had about 10 drinks in your honor. I am still paying for them today, actually.
Shuan--my girlfriend is in another country so all I really have to do is work and drink. To tell you the truth, I am gettting a little tired of one of them. Can you guess which. I'll give you a hint. It's the one I get paid to do.
Daisy--your hubby is a funny guy. I like him. I don't like him like. I just like him. i swear i won't tongue jack your hubby's butt box.
boobs rule! |
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 06/07/2004 : 14:54:04
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you would take a tranny home to meet your mom?!? I LOVE IT!!! We need to take this thread one step beyond and do some off-broadway shit. What did (s)he look like? Give me some details.
boobs rule! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2004 : 16:57:19
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quote:
Originally posted by joshuagingery
you would take a tranny home to meet your mom?!? I LOVE IT!!! We need to take this thread one step beyond and do some off-broadway shit. What did (s)he look like? Give me some details.
boobs rule!
Shaun...are "trannies" also offical fans of trans am??? Since you are a member of the BG can you help us out?? Maybe with all your inside info, you could throw us a bone or two? Maybe we could have another meeting and meet the Realist and Passion at 400 bar or some where else? That was fun on Fri!
Roomloo... hope you aren't scared off!
Realist & Passion... I hope we can meet up soon... just name the time and place.
Anyway...Josh you crack US up! Anyway I am glad that you don't like my husband in THAT way...I was begining to wonder when you two disappeared for so long...but I was to busy watching the naked drummer.
As far as your off-off broadway play goes maybe it could start with a naked drummer aka the actor playing the realist and an actor playing Josh swoops down from wires above the audience, grabs the realist and then they swing over the audience singing (insert song name here).....a chours of back up dancers dressed as alternative transvestites top off the opening number.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2004 : 08:35:01
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As far as your off-off broadway play goes maybe it could start with a naked drummer aka the actor playing the realist and an actor playing Josh swoops down from wires above the audience, grabs the realist and then they swing over the audience singing (insert song name here).....a chours of back up dancers dressed as alternative transvestites top off the opening number.
Didn't I see the same thing in a Bon Jovi video once?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2004 : 08:36:04
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Hey, thanks for having a few drinks in my honor joshuagingery. However, I would have had about 20 drinks, so you'll have to do better next time.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2004 : 20:30:04
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
quote:
As far as your off-off broadway play goes maybe it could start with a naked drummer aka the actor playing the realist and an actor playing Josh swoops down from wires above the audience, grabs the realist and then they swing over the audience singing (insert song name here).....a chours of back up dancers dressed as alternative transvestites top off the opening number.
Didn't I see the same thing in a Bon Jovi video once?
Shoot did I bite Jon Bon Jovi??? If so that was very unintended.
Cal and Josh... would you guys be interested in a drink off for our next unoffical FB event... the rules would be no drinking and driving, have a hearty meal before drinking commences and you are disqualified if you puke or cant do a basic thing like tie your shoes or something...I will watch because the last time I did something like this I puked in Elvis' kitchen. Luckily...I had a bag with me and nothing landed in Graceland.
Well...I am taking off for a while...Realist...this would be an opportune time for you to pay us a visit! (Hint Hint) |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2004 : 08:37:56
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Good idea Daisy Girl...
How about after every drink we have to name a Pixies song from one of their 5 major releases, and we can't duplicate one. We stop when we run out of songs. What do you think joshuagingery?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 06/09/2004 : 13:18:13
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Cal: Why don't we go with something that would last a little longer, I don't know...Guided by Voices (including all Pollard solo/side projects)?
The Bloodhound Gang rocks against Passion and the New Team...
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2004 : 13:51:29
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ShaunWestphal: Now that's a GREAT idea!
We ought to have about 400 drinks that evening then! Well, I'll just have to eat an extra big supper.
Bloodhound Gang: I've been gone for awhile, so I need to be filled in on the new The Realist news, and the Bloodhound Gang's night out last week. I feel like half a member right now.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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klikger
= Cult of Ray =
693 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 00:32:40
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| Daisy - Those 2 are the same person. Seriously. But I would love to go out for a drink with you when I come to mpls on July 4th. And if Calistanian is there too, that would be sweet. I love that song and I love him. :) |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2004 : 11:29:21
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A toast...to Calistan!
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:19:36
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Originally posted by klikger
Daisy - Those 2 are the same person. Seriously. But I would love to go out for a drink with you when I come to mpls on July 4th. And if Calistanian is there too, that would be sweet. I love that song and I love him. :)
Sounds cool... I am not sure what our plans are yet for the 4th...but that sounds like fun...are you in town that whole weekend?
Who are the same person Cal & Shaun?
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:20:29
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
A toast...to Calistan!
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Cheers to you, the Realist, and everyone else on FB net. |
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:35:01
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I have been out of the loop for awhile. Work has been a little hectic and i haven't been getting the loving since my girly is in spain. any of you guys ever get naughty thoughts watching Nick at Nite? Anyway...I must be getting lonely because the skipper has started turning me on. Did anyone go the US Championship Air Guitar Competition at the Triple Rock yesterday? It was awesome.
boobs rule! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 13:49:27
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quote:
Originally posted by joshuagingery
I have been out of the loop for awhile. Work has been a little hectic and i haven't been getting the loving since my girly is in spain. any of you guys ever get naughty thoughts watching Nick at Nite? Anyway...I must be getting lonely because the skipper has started turning me on. Did anyone go the US Championship Air Guitar Competition at the Triple Rock yesterday? It was awesome.
boobs rule!
no, but i saw it on tv...were you a contestant??? |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 14:08:21
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quote:
Originally posted by joshuagingery
I have been out of the loop for awhile. Work has been a little hectic and i haven't been getting the loving since my girly is in spain. any of you guys ever get naughty thoughts watching Nick at Nite? Anyway...I must be getting lonely because the skipper has started turning me on. Did anyone go the US Championship Air Guitar Competition at the Triple Rock yesterday? It was awesome.
boobs rule!
I feel your pain man. My wife recently left for a week to go with her parents to visit relatives in Maine. It's a long, lonely week.
Oh, man! The USCACG was awesome! This one guy had this killer solo...he looked like Ted Nugent for a while. Did you see him? Why didn't we hook up joshuagingery? I didn't know you were down with AG.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
710 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2004 : 17:14:41
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| I'm sad I missed the AG championships. instead, I chose to go to the last night of The Saddest Music in the World. That was my little tribute to the city of Winnipeg. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2004 : 19:39:07
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Whass up?? 
Klikger... talked to my husband and we don't have any plans for July 4th. It would be totally cool to meet up. He says the only thing he cares about is we see some fireworks at some point that weekend. Anyone else want in on the fun?
Roomloo, Josh, Cal... how are you??? Is this the night of drinking game? |
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 06:39:15
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Again...I have been an absent biznatch. My most humble apologies. My girlfriend got back in town so I have been going to town. You know what i mean. Just to let rumors be put to rest...no...I was not a contestant in the Air Guitar Championship. NEXT YEAR however I will be on stage with Shaun's trannie playing backup air guitar.
July 4 won't work for me as I am going to a family BBQ to get fed and rip roaring drunk. Maybe we can get together before then and have a cocktail or two.
boobs rule! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 07:53:05
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Josh...
I am glad to hear that your girlfriend is back! Can she now tell you off in el Espanol? I don't think the rebajas were on for that time of year, but hopefully she came back with lots of cool clothes and shoes from Zara.
We can meet up before then...it just sounded like Klikger was only in town for the 4th of July...what 'eva is cool. |
Edited by - Daisy Girl on 06/17/2004 07:53:31 |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2004 : 13:11:00
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Originally posted by joshuagingery
Again...I have been an absent biznatch. My most humble apologies. My girlfriend got back in town so I have been going to town. You know what i mean. Just to let rumors be put to rest...no...I was not a contestant in the Air Guitar Championship. NEXT YEAR however I will be on stage with Shaun's trannie playing backup air guitar.
Let me know if you need an opening for air bass.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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andrescolombia
- FB Fan -
USA
81 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2004 : 18:24:58
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2004 : 13:26:32
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 13:29:50
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Since you weren't specific...
Where did all the dinosaurs go little Timmy?-The dinosaurs, for the most part, became extinct after a large meteor collided with the surface of the Earth.
Where's the beef?-Wendy's has 75% more real beef than McDonald's
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?-African or European?
What is Dutch Elm disease?-Dutch Elm disease is a fungus that is transported on the bodies of beetles and attackes wounds in the tree such as an area of bark where the beetles have fed. The fungus then attacks the tree's water-conducting vessels. It can also be transmitted to other trees whose roots come in contact with an infected tree.
Is The Passion of El Diablo an attractive woman?-I would have to say yes. We have formed a somewhat tumultuous relationship and it would not surprise me in the least that I have lost the opportunity to sleep with a beautiful woman. That is just the luck I have. I pick arguments with women and they turn out to be do-able.
boobs rule! |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2004 : 14:37:48
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Thank you, joshuagingery. You have answered 4 of the 5 questions that happened to be currently on my mind. However, your "Woodchuck" question just raised more questions for me.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2004 : 11:14:53
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| Josh...maybe if you and Passion hooked up maybe...THEN she would give you the answers! |
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joshuagingery
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USA
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Posted - 06/24/2004 : 14:00:24
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I think that if Passion and I hooked up...
there would be no war, no famine, no disease, no obesity, no NBC, no popcorn kernels stuck to teeth, no herpes, no mullets, no Wayans brothers, no censorship, no infidelity, no halitosis, no diarrhea, no Christina Aguilera, no vinyl siding, no pollution, and no jesus.
boobs rule! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2004 : 12:51:10
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      THIS IS MY 300th POST!!!!!!! Will I get a third head?
Oh well... Realist can you give us the answers because it was my 300th post! |
Edited by - Daisy Girl on 06/25/2004 12:53:53 |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2004 : 12:30:46
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We already have the answers Daisy Girl...REMEMBER?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2004 : 16:47:06
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
We already have the answers Daisy Girl...REMEMBER?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
Those answers... right. I forgot... |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 04:29:21
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The Realist = The Fraud
The Daisy = The Psycho
The Josh = The Three-Year-Old
The Cal = The Funruiner
The Shaun = The Realist's Whipping Boy
The Chislic = The White Castle Assistant Manager
Answers, kindly . . . |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 04:57:31
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quote:
Originally posted by The Passion Of El Diablo
The Realist = The Fraud
The Daisy = The Psycho
The Josh = The Three-Year-Old
The Cal = The Funruiner
The Shaun = The Realist's Whipping Boy
The Chislic = The White Castle Assistant Manager
Answers, kindly . . .
Ok this is good... you are talking about your feelings. Can you tell us about what you feel about your parents? |
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2004 : 10:42:09
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I find it amusing as well as ironic that Passion of an Asshole continues to ask for answers to The Realist's quiz while making her butt ugly self appear to have all the answers about anything and everything else.
boobs rule! |
Edited by - joshuagingery on 07/09/2004 10:42:46 |
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