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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 04/11/2004 : 11:35:49
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i just got back from a road trip with this girl i just started dating and i've got three words to describe my travel experience, "severe gas pain"
at what point do you feel it's appropriate to introduce flatulation to a relationship? 6 months? a year? after marriage?
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 11:39:55
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I've mastered the art of SBD. If you can let one go in a densely populated area leaving only your crop-dusting, no one will ever know - even your date.
I don't know when it becomes appropriate tough. Depends on the person. I'd say probably a year if you can manage.
If you were in the car you could have blamed it on the car or else wait until you hit New Jersey.
 "I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
Edited by - realmeanmotorscutor on 04/11/2004 11:40:25 |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 11:53:17
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Usually 3 months for me,doenst matter of its silent and doesnt smell much or if ur in public,u can just play along and be all like yeah i can smell that too,it stinks worse than my mother on a hot sunday afternoon
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 11:55:16
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Interesting topic, that I have had many, extensive discussions about (no, really, I have).
Being a girl (yep, honestly), I dont put that much importance on the issue of 'gas'. I mean, there are circumstances where it would not be acceptable, such as, if you had just met, or do not know eachother to well, or when at a family gathering, meeting her friends, or, most importantly, at a posh restaurant.
I mean, im not saying I openly embrace it, but it is not a make or break type of subject. I would say it would entirely depend on the girl youre with, and the circumstances in which it takes place.
In bed, it is not acceptable!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 12:01:09
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Hehehe the Dutch Oven,in bed break wind then push your partners head under the quilt
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 12:04:29
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My girlfirend and I were letting them go all night once and I trapped her under the covers. Boy how she screamed to be let out.
"I joined the Cult of Popeye / The CoF required my good eye" |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 12:12:23
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Man you guys are evil, pure, undiluted, evil
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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porkbone1
= Cult of Ray =
USA
390 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 12:53:29
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Hmm. I have been married 7 years and still don't fart in front of my wife. I think the time to start farting is when you are 100% certain you have no shot at sex. Then, you might as well.
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/11/2004 : 13:11:35
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quote:
Originally posted by porkbone1
Hmm. I have been married 7 years and still don't fart in front of my wife. I think the time to start farting is when you are 100% certain you have no shot at sex.
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I thought that just went along with marriage?
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 13:13:17
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quote:
Originally posted by ShakeyShake
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Originally posted by porkbone1
Hmm. I have been married 7 years and still don't fart in front of my wife. I think the time to start farting is when you are 100% certain you have no shot at sex.
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The joke has come upon me
I thought that just went along with marriage?
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away
haha, nice point, shakey.
but, 7 years??!?! I mean, how!?!?Do you not see your wife much!?
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 14:07:11
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Oh man, great topic. This is the WORST PART about dating someone new. God I remember how painful the beginning of my relationship with the ex was...how I'd like, wait till she went in the bathroom and then ran downstairs and farted then went back upstairs or something. Then it's like, when you're actually in the bathroom and have a shot, your ass is frozen in fear and just won't let it go. It SUCKS! It took me maybe half a year or more to become comfortable with it. Melanie, this is going to be a painful beginning!
I think the first time I let it rip was actually on a road trip from PA to MI. This was really early in the relationship too...and I was just like "Dude, I can't hold it anymore" so I had to open the window.
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Edited by - El Barto on 04/11/2004 14:08:35 |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 04/11/2004 : 14:09:03
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just not in bed, darling. At least you have the manners to wait, and go else where
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 14:19:43
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Someone elses bed!They'll accept you for the dirty little boy that you are
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
871 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2004 : 15:42:51
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I'm laughing so much it's taken me 5 minutes to type in this short sentence.
I'm with Shakeyshake. 10 years married and it's a non trump zone.
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 12:36:06
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i think you just need to breach the subject after about a month or so.
my wife and i are both prodigous farters, but because of the stupid etiquette we had to hold it in for months until one day somehow we started talking about it, and we have been free to 'badger' ever since.
and it is funny EVERY time.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 04/12/2004 : 13:12:37
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Once "I love you" has been exchanged, it is safe to emit fermentation-caused flatulation. Bear in mind that you should still use tasteful, tactful judgment and appropriate restraint.
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Edited by - BLT on 04/12/2004 13:13:18 |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 13:19:16
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"I have to fart, doctor's orders! It's not good for you to hold your farts in for long periods of time, that's what my doctor told me! You're not a doctor are you?"
"Do Re Mi, So Far So Good" |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 13:21:42
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If you don't try this you're being foolish! It's probiotic bacteria we should naturally be getting from the soil. We don't get it anymore, because we're not out everyday collecting our food like (as animals) we're supposed to be. Everything we eat is washed and sanitized. Even then conventional vegetables don't have any of the bacteria because they (bacteria) are destroyed by the use of pesticides. The soil we use to grow them is dead soil. Without chemical fertilizers it's useless.
This stuff is amazing! Best supplement I've ever come across! There's a book by the guy (Rubin Jordan), look into it, they usually will give it for free. I also recommend getting quality digestive enzymes to take with each meal. He seems to have the best but they'll cost you. His stuff definately isn't cheap. There's online coupon's available on that website under money saving offers. |
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rockmusic84
= Cult of Ray =
USA
256 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2004 : 17:57:31
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There's an episode of South Park that focuses on this topic..."It's all about farting in moderation". :)
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 04:08:23
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i just don't fart in front of anyone... my gf does in front of me, loads, and i hate it... i don't know, no one in my family ever farted in front of each other... so i was kind of brought up not to, and assumed it was frowned upon... big turn off for me, girls farting... i wish they wouldn't, or at least save it for the toilet... 
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2004 : 15:31:33
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yeah, but when you save it for the can, you may as well borrow a megaphone if it's a loud one! RIPPER!
"Do Re Mi, So Far So Good" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 04/13/2004 : 15:40:34
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quote:
Originally posted by ShakeyShake
Hehehe the Dutch Oven,in bed break wind then push your partners head under the quilt
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away
I'm sure Jop would appreciate this!
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dating and farting: how soon is too soon?
