RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS woman/Man: Everyone knows that she/He can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman/Man: They say she/He can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER woman/Man: She/He is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET woman/man: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!
SERVER woman/man: Always busy when you need her/him.
MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman/man: Every ten things she/he says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
Treat a girl like a SCREENSAVER until she graduates to EXCEL. Dealt with a few WINDOWS & HARD DISKS. Luckily you will be able to dodge all VIRUSES. INTERNETS get used like they are (to get free shyt). Every girl you’ve encountered has been an EMAIL.
"CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster" : she's built for speed.... That's my kind of girl.
I’m not sure what this could mean / I don’t think you’re what you seem / I do admit to myself / That if I hurt someone else / Then we’d never see just what we’re meant to be
Which Type Of Friend Is Your ...
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 01:39:39
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking