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porkbone1
= Cult of Ray =
USA
390 Posts |
 Posted - 03/24/2004 : 13:52:28
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It's amazing how much jerking off takes place in this thread. I come home from work and pull up this conversation (which is always at the fucking top of the page, mind you) -- and there it is! Masturbation. I feel like erasing this web page from my history so that my wife doesn't find it.
It's funny how in the real world, the only parallel to this type of online circle-jerking is when you are in high school. I wonder if when we get to the show, “the realist” and a bunch of his jock buddies are going to push people into their lockers. And kick their books down the hall. You guys are not just an embarrassment to FrankBlack.net, you are an embarrassment to all mature people, everywhere.
Why don’t you motherfuckers go walking along a beach and kick in some kids’ sandcastles or something? “I’m a realist, kid. That sandcastle was just going to get ruined when the tide came in anyway. Learn to accept reality. Half full my ass!! WOO!!”
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:02:26
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| Wow Porkbone's really pissed. If reading our online circle jerk disgusts you so much, why do you pull it up everynight when you get home from work? |
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ShaunWestphal
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Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:03:31
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Originally posted by joshuagingery
autocoperfage is latin for a person who devours their own excrement. I thought the word appropriate due to Passions incessant verbal diarrhea.
Thanks. What's latin for a person who devours another's own excrement? |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:07:30
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the porkbomb,
The Jicky Jack has fairly commented on El Real, so I will say no more except that she/he is also The Calistan . . . one and the same. Am I right, RealCal? The Shaunita is taking this "warming up to Pissing" thing a little bit far recently. And, yes, I agree that this thread should have more to do with me getting the ticket I need (copyright roomloser by way of Low-gainZZZ). But I think that this thread is ultimately about we Minneapolitans showing the rest of the world why the Pixies want to play the big show here. The Pixies know that their new stuff is going to blow, and they know that releasing seventeen albums of b-sides and studio sessions in the last two years has really alienated their fan base. They want a fresh start in front of a bunch of rubes, and they'll get it here. I just want them to know that, love them as I may, there will be at least one person who knows the real deal besides the folks on stage that night (not that I'm not one of those folks).
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:08:58
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Hehehe. This topic would be about one page long if it were actually about tickets. So, ShaunWestphal, The Realist, The Passion of El Diablo, can you give any evidence that you're not the same person? As of right now, you guys have the exact same mannerisms.
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SelfEscape
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Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:11:01
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Agreed, Porkbone.
Jocks bleh..... |
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ShaunWestphal
- FB Fan -
221 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:14:05
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| The Passion has a much larger vocabulary than I do, and I am obviously a bigger Dave fan than the Realist. I've come to find out I know much less about reality too. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:14:41
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The CalReal,
I am offended that you would think I have any association with either your better half or Shaunita, but I'm sure that a moderator or administrator could confirm that the sources of each of our respective posts are different. That is, unless Real and Shaunita are one and the same, in which case the source for their posts (and yours) would be the same.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:17:49
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Sorry Porkbone1, I have to take part of the blame for riling them up. It's just that, when they're done watching their after-school specials at 3:00, they all camp out here, and they're just so easy to tease. And might I add, they don't take it very well either. Or should I say, he/she doesn't take it very well, since they're all the same person as far as I can tell. So, Porkbone1, my apologies that the thread has to look like this when you log on.
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
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porkbone1
= Cult of Ray =
USA
390 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:18:16
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Originally posted by ShaunWestphal
Wow Porkbone's really pissed. If reading our online circle jerk disgusts you so much, why do you pull it up everynight when you get home from work?
I'm not really pissed, I just wonder what "let me get off your mom" type comments have to do with the Pixies show at the Fine Line. Oh well, maybe that's why I don't watch reality TV, and why I don't slow down when I see car wrecks on the freeway.
Why do I keep checking in? I don't know, I guess I keep thinking something actually related to the show will get posted. So much for that!
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:18:42
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The CalReal,
And I agree with you that the new Pixies stuff is going to blow in a major way, but that doesn't mean that I'm part of your sick and twisted world of online personalities. How do you have time to manage three (at least) faces on the board? |
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:21:40
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Passion I can't believe you would even think I could be The Realist. He hates Dave Matthews remember?
half full my ass |
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
710 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:22:10
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I'm loving the bullshitting, but let me interrupt the bullshitting for one tiny moment to talk about tickets again.
Lest we forget, MattB has offered two Minneapolis tickets free of charge to anyone who will drive him from Winnipeg to Minneapolis and back on 4/13. To those of you already driving to Winnipeg, this should mean just 16 extra hours of driving, tops. Based on the supposed level of desperation from some people on this thread, this is the deal of the decade. No, the damn century. I hope Matt's inbox can handle the flood of e-mails he's bound to get following my posting this.
Okay, resume whatever you were doing. Me, I have 20 more minutes worth of back-and-forth flaming to catch up on. |
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:22:59
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and if I'm not the Realist, I obviously couldnt' be Cal, right?
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:23:18
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All,
The RealCal is trying to hide the ball, but don't bite. Read the Calistan posts, and then read El Real's posts. If they aren't the same fraudulent person, then I'll remove myself from the "needs one ticket" list (and I really need that one, Low-gainZZZ). As far as Shaunita, I think he's an amusing little pup, but I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that he is actually the Joshball, based on my linguistic analysis of this important ish. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:25:21
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Roomloser,
Thanks for the hot tip, but I can't spare the time. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:27:57
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Originally posted by The Passion Of El Diablo
The CalReal,
And I agree with you that the new Pixies stuff is going to blow in a major way, but that doesn't mean that I'm part of your sick and twisted world of online personalities. How do you have time to manage three (at least) faces on the board?
Blah blah blah.
So, Pashaunist, what kind of Winnipeg seats do you have?
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:29:18
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| The RealCal is just like the Clinton Administration, always clouding the facts with lies repeated enough that many folks just believe them. Don't buy into his bullroar. |
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roomloo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
710 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:29:48
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Passion, that wasn't meant for you. I already checked your Outlook Calendar and saw your water polo lessons for that evening, so you're already excused.
Peace. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:29:55
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| Or her bullroar. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:31:19
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The RealCal,
Not good seats. But I'm in the door. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:33:56
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The Room,
My outlook calendar for that day says "Big trip to Big Apple for big meeting," followed by "preparing for big stupid singalong with idiots at worst venue in Minny."
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:33:59
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| I'm not trying to play any on-line verbal footrubs or nom de plumes. I just want a freakin' ticket to the Fine Line. so...i'll let you boys put lotion on each others back (or fronts) but as for me...I'll just continue to interject when i feel like it and hope to get lucky with a ticket. |
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:34:19
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| Passion, do you want to swap Winny seats? I have decent ones, but I'm just going to drink anyway so I don't really care where I sit. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:36:55
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The RealCal,
Note that the Joshball just posted after a mysterious absence by the Shaunball from the thread. Are you into my hypo now? Or are you actually managing a four-personality docket? Wow, that's aggressive. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:39:07
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The RealCalShaunJoshball,
Why do you keep using the Shaunita to try to associate yourself with me? What game are you playing, brah? |
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:40:30
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Passion;
Have you noticed El Real's absence all afternoon? At first I thought you were crazy (like that time you spammed up the Elliot Smith board with all that stuff about a suicide or whatever) but now I think you might be on to something. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:44:01
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The RealCalShaunJoshball,
Yeah, why isn't El Real posting this afternoon? She/he can't have better things to do. Elliott Smith? Elliott Smith discussion board??? Who has the time? |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:44:25
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Well, I'm wrapping things up for the day, but I guess I'll see who and how many user-names I end up being tomorrow morning. Good night everybody!
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:47:48
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The RealCalShaunJoshball,
Yeah, I have to leave for the day to hit a quick jog around Lake of the Isles before pints of Michelob Ultra at Sensor's and then THE O.C. at 8, unless it's a rerun. |
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:49:51
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| I have to stop and pick up comics on the way home. Then, I've got D&D club tonight. |
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ShaunWestphal
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221 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 14:56:45
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| Wait a second. If Cal is also Shaun, and Shaun is also Josh, that would mean Cal is also Josh. I think the absence of El Real can only be explained by the fact that you Passion, are the real El Real. We know you'd never have time to run two people at the same time. That would require WAY too many glances at your thesaurus to craft all your wordy posts. |
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The Passion Of El Diablo
= Cult of Ray =
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2004 : 19:37:34
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| THE O.C. wasn't a rerun. And it was mickey-frickin' awesome. Luke closed the show by tactlessly blurting out of his once-secret tryst with Marissa's mom. This seminal event will have ramifications for weeks to come. |
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joshuagingery
- FB Fan -
USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 13:34:03
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| Hey Realist-When do you think you are going to know when, how, and where you are going to get rid of your extra tickets? I'm still in the market. |
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prozacrat
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1186 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 15:02:04
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Originally posted by Havalina
Tickets have arrived, I threw all the names from the list in a hat as suggested and here are the winners of the two tickets I have available:
Prozacrat
Porkbone1???
Please post your email addresses and I will contact you.
Congratulations to the winners, sorry to the people that are still looking.
I just got the email from Havalina. I didn't even see this thread! Thanks a million, and I wish the best of luck to everybody else on the forum. I won't stop my search for more tickets, and will let people know if I have any more luck. Spread the love.
Dietr
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