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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
 Posted - 03/11/2004 : 22:24:21
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Has anyone here done anything noteworthy or worth discussing? It's sad thinking I might be the most noteworthy FB fan in the whole world!!!!
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 22:51:27
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| You are, so just give up. Not one single one of us has ever done anything remotely worthy in our entire lives. You should give up on us and not even bother posting here anymore. |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 22:55:37
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Originally posted by Mad Dawg
It's sad thinking I might be the most noteworthy FB fan in the whole world!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man...you crack me up! If I remember correctly..a member of the great band Pinback posts here quite often. There are also quite a few other accomplished musicians here...
Have I done anything "noteworthy or worth discussing"? I don't know...it depends on what you call "noteworthy or worth discussing." Ah, there's also another forum member who seems to be a stuck up bastard...I can't think of the person's name, though..
Oh, wait..
 "Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 23:45:26
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| i got a free cookie at Subway today |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 23:45:32
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Crouton, let me put it a different way. Have you done ANYTHING you think might make interesting reading?
I was hoping in this thread we could talk/critique someone other than me. I realize many of you here are, and always will be, useless eaters but as this is a FB forum there must be creative genius lurking as well (I could be wrong). I would feel AWFUL if this site were devoted to me!!! |
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 23:49:23
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| I fucked your mom today. Does that count? |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 23:49:41
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Whoa! Floop..how'd you get a free one? I mean..I don't mind handing over the 50 cents or whatever it is for them..but free ones are even better! I love their macadamia nut ones...mmmm
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 00:05:19
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Whoa! Floop..how'd you get a free one? I mean..I don't mind handing over the 50 cents or whatever it is for them..but free ones are even better! I love their macadamia nut ones...mmmm
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
i'm happy to discuss it.
i was buying my sandwich. a 12 inch BLT and a coke. the girl at the cash register asked me if i wanted anything else, and i glanced at the cookies and pondered inwardly "a cookie sounds good" but then decided against it. then she asked me if i'd like it for here or to go. i said "to go" because i needed to get back to the office. got a lot of stuff going on lately and no time to take the usual one-hour lunch. at the moment when she started ringing it up, i had second thoughts and asked her how much the cookies were. "how much are the cookies?" i believe were my exact words. having already rung up my order, the girl at the register said, "you know what, just take it".. and i said "really?" and she said "yeah, really"..
i'm presuming that the employee was either a.) apathetic and unconcerned with the profit earning of the Subway coproration b.) too lazy to re-reing up my order, c.) thought i was cute and/or d.) all or most of the above. |
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Chris Knight
= Cult of Ray =
USA
899 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 00:07:01
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| I'm quite certain that a few of my hundred or so songs are among the greatest pop songs of all time. I'll let you know when I've recorded those songs on something other than a shitty 4-track cassette recorder. |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 00:33:49
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
If I remember correctly..a member of the great band Pinback posts here quite often.
WHAT??!
I missed that entirely... I love them! Please give details...
I'll even change my signature in their honour.
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Everything I say to you is gonna come out wrong anyway |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 00:56:11
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Songs I couldn't get out of my head today:
Underneath it All
What I Like About You
The Wind Beneath My Wings
none of which I own, listen to, or know the words to...
Mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
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jujube
- FB Fan -
Kiribati
29 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 01:41:05
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Floop,
I just totally loved your cookie story.
Best read I've had in a long time, probably since "Middlesex" this fall. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 02:15:15
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a member of the great band Pinback posts here quite often. There are also quite a few other accomplished musicians here...
Man, I love Pinback...who is it?
A friend from the USA made me discover this really great band...nobody knows it here in France.
I want a name!
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 02:42:14
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It's noexx...
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Posted - 08/14/2003 : 00:14:36
heh...yes i do play in pinback. thanks for the kind words....
let me know if you want in on the server and i will get you started to download all you want.
ryan
hehe
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 03:13:57
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Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
nobody knows it here in France.
Well, not quite. That already makes two of us. There's hope!
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Everything I say to you is gonna come out wrong anyway |
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jujube
- FB Fan -
Kiribati
29 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 05:32:11
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I know them too.
I live in Kiribati, though. |
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Bartholomew
= Cult of Ray =
USA
344 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 06:32:52
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| This thread is trouble waiting to happen. What happens when you start spouting off your achievements is others get jealous. And what does a personal achievement mean anyway to the general public? It's what it means to you that matters. Would it really impress anyone to know I'm a member of the U.S. Senate? There I said it. EAT ME BAILEY! |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 07:24:46
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris Knight
I'm quite certain that a few of my hundred or so songs are among the greatest pop songs of all time. I'll let you know when I've recorded those songs on something other than a shitty 4-track cassette recorder.
Amen to that!
Also...I won the spelling bee in 1st, 3rd, and 4th grade...also I finished second place in the spelling bee in 2nd and 5th grade.
I was the New York Yankees ( I hate them) of elementary spelling bees.
I'm so awesome.
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 07:39:10
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I realize many of you here are, and always will be, useless eaters
Well, why not? Useless is tasty!
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé. |
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Mad Dawg
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 07:52:25
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Originally posted by Bartholomew
This thread is trouble waiting to happen. What happens when you start spouting off your achievements is others get jealous. And what does a personal achievement mean anyway to the general public? It's what it means to you that matters. Would it really impress anyone to know I'm a member of the U.S. Senate? There I said it. EAT ME BAILEY!
I would be REALLY impressed, even if you were a democrat. I would call you sir even though you were younger than me. I would think WOW theres a Frank Black fan thats actually done something noteworthy with his life.
As far as people getting jealous I think this forum is in dire need of RET (rational emotive). If people will be honest I will help them.
I'm pretty sure the French guys here are short. Right? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 11:46:54
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Originally posted by jujube
I know them too.
I live in Kiribati, though.
Hehehe, yes you do jujube, yes you do!!! 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 11:48:41
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After reading Floop's story, Floop definately has one thing on you Dawg. He is a lot funnier than you. 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 12:20:40
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Originally posted by floop
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Whoa! Floop..how'd you get a free one? I mean..I don't mind handing over the 50 cents or whatever it is for them..but free ones are even better! I love their macadamia nut ones...mmmm
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
i'm happy to discuss it.
i was buying my sandwich. a 12 inch BLT and a coke. the girl at the cash register asked me if i wanted anything else, and i glanced at the cookies and pondered inwardly "a cookie sounds good" but then decided against it. then she asked me if i'd like it for here or to go. i said "to go" because i needed to get back to the office. got a lot of stuff going on lately and no time to take the usual one-hour lunch. at the moment when she started ringing it up, i had second thoughts and asked her how much the cookies were. "how much are the cookies?" i believe were my exact words. having already rung up my order, the girl at the register said, "you know what, just take it".. and i said "really?" and she said "yeah, really"..
i'm presuming that the employee was either a.) apathetic and unconcerned with the profit earning of the Subway coproration b.) too lazy to re-reing up my order, c.) thought i was cute and/or d.) all or most of the above.
Well, while we are on the topic of free cookies at Subway, I figured I might mention this. A new Subway just opened up in my town, about a month or two ago. Since then, they've been handing out free cookies to students, regardless of what you buy. Get a coke, recieve a cookie, get a six inch turkey sub, get a free cookie. What a great system.
"We got to think quick, says blind St. Nick hey"
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 14:06:53
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
After reading Floop's story, Floop definately has one thing on you Dawg. He is a lot funnier than you.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Or indecisive. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 14:33:40
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Hehe! Yeah I bet he's not even sure wether or not to reply to this or not.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 14:45:30
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I know that at least one person on this forum has been awarded the Frankie for Best Overuse of Winky-Smily Post Appendages.
But I bet he didn't prepare a speech
 "Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 14:49:36
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| for me lately....hardeharhar |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 15:20:56
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I moved 500 miles away from home 2 weeks after graduating high school to be a rock star and ended up stealing the drummer's girlfriend and quitting the band. Now I may very well be moving to England to be with an amazing girl whom I met on this Frank Black forum. The band I joined I also met through the AbstractPlain, a Frank Black mailing list. This would be the second time Frank Black indirectly influenced a major life decision. And you know the crazy thing? The first time I drove out to meet this band was the week of June 16, 2000. I'm going to England to meet Melanie for the first time on June 16, 2004. Fucking strange, huh?
I'm now also owner of the AbstractPlain, co-creator of FrankBlack.net, mod on the FB.net forum, was formerly in a band who toured with Frank Black (The Bennies), hung out back stage at every (except 1) Frank Black show I've been to...so wouldn't that make me the most noteworthy Frank Black fan?
P.S. I'm not being sarcastic...really.
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
Edited by - El Barto on 03/12/2004 15:25:48 |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 16:18:27
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Mad Dawg, are you aware that FRANK BLACK has 58 posts on this very forum? Now he's noteworthy...
 Join the Cult of Pi - It's just 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097.... |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 16:22:08
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Though he might be disqualified since he's not an FB fan...
I, myself, have done nothing.
Join the Cult of Pi - It's just 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097.... |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 16:22:23
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Good call IceCreamio.
What about J Mascis as well?
Ooh, the world's oldest man posts here as well, naming no names.
"Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 16:28:29
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
I moved 500 miles away from home 2 weeks after graduating high school to be a rock star and ended up stealing the drummer's girlfriend and quitting the band. Now I may very well be moving to England to be with an amazing girl whom I met on this Frank Black forum. The band I joined I also met through the AbstractPlain, a Frank Black mailing list. This would be the second time Frank Black indirectly influenced a major life decision. And you know the crazy thing? The first time I drove out to meet this band was the week of June 16, 2000. I'm going to England to meet Melanie for the first time on June 16, 2004. Fucking strange, huh?
I'm now also owner of the AbstractPlain, co-creator of FrankBlack.net, mod on the FB.net forum, was formerly in a band who toured with Frank Black (The Bennies), hung out back stage at every (except 1) Frank Black show I've been to...so wouldn't that make me the most noteworthy Frank Black fan?
P.S. I'm not being sarcastic...really.
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
Yeah but have you ever made shit rings.
Hey Barto, I didn't know you were considering moving to England to be with Mel!!! This just gets more romantic by the day. Boy I love romance, who said it is dead.
Mind you, don't say that about the June 16th thing 'cos the band thing didn't last. You don't want to jinx your relationship with Mel.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 16:28:58
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| Some of us may have done things, but were raised to not be arrogant or self-congratulatory. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 16:30:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I know that at least one person on this forum has been awarded the Frankie for Best Overuse of Winky-Smily Post Appendages.
But I bet he didn't prepare a speech
"Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea"
Does he even know it's him? I don't know who it is. 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 16:30:56
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
for me lately....hardeharhar
Oooh-wooooh-oooh yeah!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2004 : 16:43:29
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I know that at least one person on this forum has been awarded the Frankie for Best Overuse of Winky-Smily Post Appendages.
But I bet he didn't prepare a speech
"Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea"
Does he even know it's him? I don't know who it is.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
When I see him here I'll let you know...
"Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea" |
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