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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
 Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:20:01
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Such a strange word...penis..anyway
Inspired by Gypsy's tallest person on forum,heres my contribution!
Well im not bragging,but mines like a babys arm,like to think ive got the largest girth on earth(just 'cause it rhymes)
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:22:25
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now THIS is a pointless topic!!!!!!
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:23:02
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mine's like a baby's arm holding an apple
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:24:42
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I knew there was something to the end of that babys arm thing!
"I joined the Cult of Frank / 28:06:42:12" |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:26:14
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that's it, shake
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:26:43
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Hmm...I guess I could try to think of a mathematical equation that would work for myself that includes shoe size...hmm
*thinks*
ah!
Shoe size divided by 2 plus 1/2, roughly. I am not going to say my shoe size. NEVER! Why? Because this topic is too personal or something. Men can't be judged by the size of their willie! *cries* LEAVE ME ALONE!
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:27:46
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Can we just combine every topic involving size of physical attributes? We might as well combine those with "number of post threads."
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:28:06
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did you know that apparently, according to a program i watched the other night called a mans best mate (about penis') sys that th average british cock is just under 6 ", and an average US cock is just uinder 5 1/2 "...
so yanks, what you got to say for yourself?
Also, guys who brag about their penis, usually are less well endowed, where as those that generally dont mention it, have quite a substantial man hood.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:29:15
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Also, guys who brag about their penis, usually are less well endowed, where as those that generally dont mention it, have quite a substantial man hood.
Damn you woman!
"I joined the Cult of Frank / 28:06:42:12" |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:29:18
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quote:
Originally posted by ShakeyShake
I knew there was something to the end of that babys arm thing!
"I joined the Cult of Frank / 28:06:42:12"
see, now if I wanted to be mean, I would have said, "yeah, your mouth", but I didn't. and for that you should thank me (and mail me $5)
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:29:27
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oh my god....5 and a half?! WOW! I feel better already! THANKYOU!!
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:32:06
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quote:
Originally posted by mcmikey
quote:
Originally posted by ShakeyShake
I knew there was something to the end of that babys arm thing!
see, now if I wanted to be mean, I would have said, "yeah, your mouth", but I didn't. and for that you should thank me (and mail me $5)
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a Spike Lee Joint
Thank you oh merciful one
I'll send u your $5 in a few weeks,just waiting for the us economy to crash
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:32:21
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
did you know that apparently, according to a program i watched the other night called a mans best mate (about penis') sys that th average british cock is just under 6 ", and an average US cock is just uinder 5 1/2 "...
so yanks, what you got to say for yourself?
I actually took part in this survey. What you forgot to mention is that they measured the Brits penises while hard...and ours while flaccid 
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:34:30
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quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Shoe size divided by 2 plus 1/2, roughly.
Wooh im the next ron jeremy!
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:36:00
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Wait...Gypsy...what is considered large? Maybe I'm just paranoid. The name for my little buddy is actually Microscopic. I shit you not. *blush* *cries* God damnit...just tell me what large is so I can verify I have a tiny little friend! JUST TELl ME GOD DAMNIT!
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:37:08
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quote:
Originally posted by mcmikey
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
did you know that apparently, according to a program i watched the other night called a mans best mate (about penis') sys that th average british cock is just under 6 ", and an average US cock is just uinder 5 1/2 "...
so yanks, what you got to say for yourself?
I actually took part in this survey. What you forgot to mention is that they measured the Brits penises while hard...and ours while flaccid
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a Spike Lee Joint
Yeah but ours were hard 'cos we were fucking your mamas!!! 
Lo! I have become death!
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:40:53
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haha, I once..erm..knew this guy called Jeremy Ron....
proverbial cereal - as guilty as I am too both of your claims, I do agree,. I actually attemted to include my 500th in to bumblebees..he wasnt too happy lol. but yeah, they shoud be compiled, or deleted. O r something.
So yeah, - public apology for all of this mornings postings. I ahd a hang over, or was still drunk. not an excuse, i know, but yeah. sorry!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:43:30
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:44:05
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Large is all comaprative.
To be honetst I think the width is much more important. Im not saying it doesnt matter how big it is, Im saying there are other things which contribute to it...
Idont think i could gie a measure ment that is too small. Id def say anything under 4" is wayyyy too small.
But anyway, didnt you say you are like 15? you have tons of time to grow. I was with a guy when he was between the ages of 15 - 18, and i swear he grew INCHES.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
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lindsayno
- FB Fan -
Canada
50 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:51:01
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quote:
Originally posted by mcmikey
mine's like a baby's arm holding an apple
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:53:11
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She knows
"I joined the Cult of Frank / 28:06:42:12" |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:55:21
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that's a look of satisfaction on lindsay's face.....I know that look well, from all the ladies I've given the beef injection to
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:55:53
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that's a look of satisfaction on lindsay's face.....I know that look well, from all the ladies I've given the beef injection to
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 14:57:08
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yea we no
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:03:37
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eww....beef injection? ewwwwww...
I'm glad I'm a virgin you sluts! haha
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:04:28
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not for long, Crouton! Massif, hold him down!!!!
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:21:45
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I will show you mine for 10 bucks!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:23:34
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quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
eww....beef injection? ewwwwww...
I'm glad I'm a virgin you sluts! haha
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
that's sweet crouton
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:27:37
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Yes...Yes. Virginity = Save for the person who I will spend the rest of my life with. Since I want to make them feel as special as I can I want them to know that I saved it for them and them only. Yeeeees. Goooood. Gooooooood. *rubs hands together evily*
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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lindsayno
- FB Fan -
Canada
50 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:28:41
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| i read "beef injection" and i'm turned on. i have been deprived for four months, am oversexed, and am turned on like that (snaps fingers). |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:33:33
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Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Yes...Yes. Virginity = Save for the person who I will spend the rest of my life with. Since I want to make them feel as special as I can I want them to know that I saved it for them and them only. Yeeeees. Goooood. Gooooooood. *rubs hands together evily*
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
Yes, even though they've probably fucked 5 guys before you...hehe. "I'm saving myself for marriage" == "I can't get laid." You're only 15 tho, you still have time. Oh, and if you're worried about how "large is large," then it's not large. Hah, I'm just taking the piss out of you.
Oh, and you'll all be happy to know I'm above average. I guess my cock is more British than the rest of me. Ask Melanie. We'll reserect (hehehe) this topic in about 4 months.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:34:11
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You live in Canada huh? Is that the Canada, north of US, miles form Manchester, England, or the Canada in my head when I go to bed in a minute?
Thanks, I needed the inspiration Lindsayno. Now then, what do I imagine you look like??? 
Lo! I have become death!
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:39:35
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*gag*
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
"oh god damnit, why cant you invent an award that I can win!??!
Like i dunno....oerson most likely to sleep with el barto? Or...most obsessed poster when shes still not getting anywhere? Or person who dyes their hair most?!!Person who acts most mature for their age!!!!??
come on! I wanna win something!"
I almost forgot to comment about how you can NEVER have the phrases "Person who acts most mature for their age" and "most likely to sleep with el barto" in the same paragraph without it being either:
A. Full of shit.
B. A bad joke.
C. Posted while drunk.
D. Posted by a retard.
I forgot until you decided to play the game yourself. Fucktard.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:46:54
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You're a dead man, Crouton.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:50:26
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Ouch and you even used El Barto's coined term 'fucktard',
yikes! |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 15:50:48
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
haha, I once..erm..knew this guy called Jeremy Ron....
proverbial cereal - as guilty as I am too both of your claims, I do agree,. I actually attemted to include my 500th in to bumblebees..he wasnt too happy lol. but yeah, they shoud be compiled, or deleted. O r something.
So yeah, - public apology for all of this mornings postings. I ahd a hang over, or was still drunk. not an excuse, i know, but yeah. sorry!
Wow! What do you know, Jim?! SHE WAS DRUNK!
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