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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
 Posted - 02/19/2004 : 10:53:35
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What is the scariest monster ever created?
I vote for the old-school werewolf!!! 
Lo! I have become death!
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 10:57:40
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the idea of Jason is pretty freakin' scary. I mean he can't be killed, he's huge, and if I saw a guy walking toward me with a butcher knife and wearing a hockey mask, I'd probably shit myself
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:02:35
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| Jaws (not quite a monster, I suppose) scared the shit out of me as a kid and still freaks me out a little bit (even in a pool) if I think about it. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:02:54
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Somehow Michael Meyers scares me more than Jason.
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:03:39
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skeletor!
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:14:23
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Well, you could say Henry (Portrait of a serial killer) is a REAL monster, but that's not true-the dinosaurs were REAL monsters!
CARL.
 "ME TOO!"
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:17:45
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Bigfoot!
We're pretty sure he lives in the Kootenays,
ah yet another reason to come to Canada.
Well him and the ogopogo (I'm sure he's just a big sturgeon tho) |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:30:03
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The word "monster" comes from Latin "moneo", which means "to alert". This doesn't really answer the question, but it makes me look smart and it's all I want.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:44:38
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i think Bigfoot is the least scary monster. he's so nice to children.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:53:11
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
i think Bigfoot is the least scary monster. he's so nice to children.
He gets sappy around children because he can't have any of his own. The female of his species has been extinct for thousands of years. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:55:43
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
i think Bigfoot is the least scary monster. he's so nice to children.
He's nice to them when mom is around, but once she leaves watch out. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:55:44
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Bigfoot even signs autographs. really scary Carolynanna! oooooo!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:57:44
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and he drinks kokanees too,
you have to watch out, he's a mean drunk Tony. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:01:41
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Isn't he "Harry", of "Harry and the Hendersons"?
Yes, he used to rip people apart. Not quite as scary as John Lithgow in that movie though. |
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John Dark
- FB Fan -
USA
54 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:05:02
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| Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:25:03
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quote:
Originally posted by John Dark
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
wow....has someone been reading "Deep Thoughts"?
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:32:02
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1. bioweapons
2. Count Chocula
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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Angry Elvis
- FB Fan -
USA
68 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:33:36
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cthulhu
*i'm just a hunka hunka burnin love* |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:37:25
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michael jackson
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:38:06
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Oh! I like Cthulhu - he so cute and cuddly.
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
Edited by - apl4eris on 02/19/2004 12:42:45 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:39:15
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quote:
Originally posted by John Dark
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
I really like this one. Ooh how I laughed!!! 
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:43:24
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Jaws (not quite a monster, I suppose) scared the shit out of me as a kid and still freaks me out a little bit (even in a pool) if I think about it.
I am really fascinated by sharks, they are amazing creatures but boy do they scare me. It's when they jump out of the water that I really cack it. If I open a book or magazine and see a picture of a shark with its mouth open, I have to slam it shut (the book/magazine, not the sharks mouth). Despite all that I fully intend to watch Deep Blue Sea on T.V at 9:00p.m tonight. Ooh that's about 20 minutes from now. The woman in that film is hot hot hot!!! 
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:44:30
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quote:
Originally posted by mcmikey
quote:
Originally posted by John Dark
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
wow....has someone been reading "Deep Thoughts"?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:44:46
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quote:
Originally posted by massif snake
skeletor!
have sex with the nuns at my school.
Hehehe! That's a good one too!
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:45:45
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
Oh! I like Cthulhu - he so cute and cuddly.
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry -
What the fuck is that!?!?!?
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:46:06
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
quote:
Originally posted by mcmikey
quote:
Originally posted by John Dark
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
wow....has someone been reading "Deep Thoughts"?
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No, my 3rd grade joke book.
the two aren't really that different
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:48:58
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I really like the thought of a shark riding on an elephant's back. I can't get it out of my head. This really cracks me up. I love it when different creatures co-operate for the good of them both. It's like when those birds pick the food from crocodiles teeth. The crocs get clean teeth and the birds get a good meal. Brilliant!!!
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:49:31
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I think Linda Blair possessed by none other than the Devil himself in "The Exorcist" is probably some of the most horrifying imagery I have ever encountered as far as 'movie monsters' go. Then again, I first watched that movie at ten years old. Maybe I was traumatized.
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:51:05
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I really like the thought of a shark riding on an elephant's back. I can't get it out of my head. This really cracks me up. I love it when different creatures co-operate for the good of them both. It's like when those birds pick the food from crocodiles teeth. The crocs get clean teeth and the birds get a good meal. Brilliant!!!
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!!
it's called symbiosis
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 12:57:11
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Symbiosis!!! Brilliant!!!
I am just waiting for the day when my favourite two animals engage in it. Quite what a monkey and a penguin can do for each other I have no idea.
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 13:04:10
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My vote is for Michael Jackson.
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 13:05:42
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Symbiosis!!! Brilliant!!!
I am just waiting for the day when my favourite two animals engage in it. Quite what a monkey and a penguin can do for each other I have no idea.
Lo! I have become death!
Stealer of pie!!!
well, the monkey could pick frozen ticks off the penquin, and the penquin could share some of its fish with the monkey
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 13:42:14
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What a harmonious world this would be...
By the way, does anyone want to hear more from my 3rd Grade joke book? |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 13:45:33
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| mun chien nailed it. Nothing is scarier than Michael. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 13:48:10
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3rd grade jokes! 3rd grade jokes!
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 13:58:02
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| If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? |
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