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The King Of Karaoke
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USA
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 Posted - 10/31/2007 : 23:59:07
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I'd like to thank all of those that participated in this event. It's been a tough contest and a difficult decision for me to make. There are many members that deserve honorable mention, "Thomas', "Mixedbizz", etc but none that really hung in there with the intense, constant whining needed long enough to make the grade.
So here are the results!
1) Dallas - even with all of his Rambo style military training, his excessive hissy fits would leave any manipulative nine year old girl sitting in awe and taking notes.
2) Darwin - Judging solely from the amount of tears shed by this grown man, it's easy to assume that mommy stopped suckling this little boy only after Child Protective Services stepped in waving a court order.
3) "Fancy Pants Llamadance" - What's to be said here? Very valiant effort on this participant's part. Extremely persuasive in the adult diaper contest (particularly when he paused to fill his), but all and all a late comer and there for low on total accumulative points needed.
Honorable mention to lonely persuader. He gets next year's "Golden Douche" award for sure, but in this one he's more of a noisy bystander.
So that's it. Thank you all!
And an extra special thanks to all those that tried hard to come across as whiney little bitches, but still came across as real men.
FLOOP
PIXIESTEVE
Who else? I guess that's it.
I'd also like to thank our censor STARMEKITTEN or whatever her name is. Without you freethinking would still be possible.
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