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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
 Posted - 10/26/2007 : 20:38:21
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pardon the language. i need a costume by tomorrow and as of now i have no money.
any ideas?
Isn't that something?
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2007 : 20:42:52
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A friend of mine did Charlie Brown from the Great Pumpkin special one year. Totally classic. And it cost him nothing.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2007 : 20:43:13
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Ask floop. He's the smart one on the forum.
But wait, why so early? Halloween isn't till next week.
And, yeah, watch the language, mister. Although THANKS TO FLOOP my kid said "pecker face" yesterday.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2007 : 20:44:09
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
But wait, why so early? Halloween isn't till next week.
Halloween party.
Isn't that something?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2007 : 20:50:03
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Oh right. It's Saturday night for those who don't have little kids.
Um. No suggestions for you other than to think of something in the news. Like one year my best friend and another friend went as Siegfried & Roy after Roy was mauled by a tiger. Um, in college hours after Sikh extremists were blamed for shooting Indira Ghandi, a male friend with long hippie hair got dressed in a sari on which we put fake blood and another friend very politically incorrectly got dressed up as our racist idea of a Sikh. Um, the year after OJ killed two people and got away with it, a couple I know dressed up as Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson replete with slashed throats. Tasteful.
So, maybe something ripped from today's headlines?
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2007 : 20:55:48
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Another friend of mine once hung a potato from his fly, and every time someone asked, he explained he was a dictator (dick tater). Lame, really, but his delivery was great and he was a huge hit.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2007 : 21:17:17
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do you look like anyone famous or infamous mr. dbh that you could dress up as maybe?
We're all obscure fans.- trobrianders
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2007 : 21:18:24
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Originally posted by mr.biscuitdoughhead
pardon the language. i need a costume by tomorrow and as of now i have no money.
any ideas?
Isn't that something?
not taking the piss but... when i was 14, if i needed something like this i'd just ask my mum or dad. anything stopping you doing this?
also, the topic of the title suggest that you've been in this situation before, but you probably managed to pull through and get a costume. someone with as little money as you shouldn't be chucking them out ;)
spoonerism :(
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Edited by - PixieSteve on 10/26/2007 21:25:26 |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2007 : 22:23:54
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Tape a radio to your face and go as Radiohead. Or better yet, pour kerosene all over your body and go as "Well Oiled". If anyone doesn't get the reference, it's their fault.
Or you could take a sharpie, write "I'm a worthless piece of shit" on your forehead, and go as Andrew Lloyd Webber. |
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2007 : 03:50:40
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If it's inspiration from this forum that you want, how about this one, complete with 'Bush knew' slogan on the top?
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2007 : 07:09:57
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How about wearing all black and painting your face up like a skeleton?!
"A little bit of this, and a little bit of that....trade secrets!" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2007 : 14:40:07
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How about Man Without Socks?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2007 : 14:46:10
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| i don't advocate making fun of people for their religious beliefs but going as a Mormon is always a hit - white shirt, name tag, bike helmet |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2007 : 21:09:23
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i went to the party as charlie brown. but i smelled like sharpie really bad cos i made it half an hour before the party.
Isn't that something?
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2007 : 22:12:26
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Get a superman t-shirt, maybe a red towel or table cloth, and go as a ruffled clark kent. Just wear a suit, have the tie askew, the shirt slightly open and unbuttoned, and have the cape on, but under the dress shirt and suit jacket, hanging out the back. Pair of glasses, and you're golden.
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i try to be mallory but i'm still skippy |
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2007 : 02:57:30
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Rainbow wig + John 3:16 sign. Easy peasy, Japaneasy.
Qu'ils aillent se faire foutre <-- yeah, what he said. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2007 : 18:12:25
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A friend of mine took an old and soiled mattress, some rope, and tied it around himself. He then took a bit of yellow cloth (I think he ripped an old shirt) and wrote Florida, affixed an orange, and was the hit of the party with Simpsons lovers gushing.
 "Now you're officially my woman. Kudos. I can't say I don't envy you." |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2007 : 18:39:43
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My wife and i had to delay our annual Halloween party until Nov. 10, but wait and see my costume. It's a gem...
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2007 : 22:58:38
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i was going to go as my old standby (Wolfman) but i can't find my wig and beard. i hate not being able to find stuff
going to have to pull something out for tomorrow... not sure if the mormon costume would be appropriate for the work environment |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2007 : 14:36:54
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
A friend of mine took an old and soiled mattress, some rope, and tied it around himself. He then took a bit of yellow cloth (I think he ripped an old shirt) and wrote Florida, affixed an orange, and was the hit of the party with Simpsons lovers gushing.
The only way to top that would be with Ralph Wiggum's Idaho costume. And that would be incredibly easy.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2007 : 14:38:18
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"it's halloween tonight and every night".
You're the bees knees but so am I.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2007 : 20:47:47
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ended up going to the .99 cent store and getting a wizard costume.
it wasn't till i got to work that i realized that it was recently revealed that Dumbledore is a gay wizard
some Halloween's are better than others |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2007 : 23:07:03
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
ended up going to the .99 cent store and getting a wizard costume.
it wasn't till i got to work that i realized that it was recently revealed that Dumbledore is a gay wizard
some Halloween's are better than others
If you didn't pull out your wand, I'm sure tomorrow everything will be fine at work. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2007 : 06:33:43
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Originally posted by floop
ended up going to the .99 cent store and getting a wizard costume.
it wasn't till i got to work that i realized that it was recently revealed that Dumbledore is a gay wizard
some Halloween's are better than others
The fact that you know who he is, is a bit erm.....well you know
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2007 : 07:30:12
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a sign that he's not a hermit?
I like to complain |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2007 : 08:56:41
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Did you ever think, as a hearse goes by,
That you might be the next to die?
They wrap you up in a big white sheet,
And bury you down about six feet deep
They put you in a big black box,
And cover you up with dirt and rocks,
And all goes well, for about a week,
And then the coffin begins to leak!
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A great big worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes,
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what worms eat when you're dead.
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
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treetime
- FB Fan -
USA
217 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2007 : 12:28:38
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Among other things, I actually watched Loud Quiet Loud for the second time with some friends for Halloween. I kind of like it. Does that movie have it's own post?
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2007 : 13:06:54
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Did you ever think, as a hearse goes by,
That you might be the next to die?
They wrap you up in a big white sheet,
And bury you down about six feet deep
They put you in a big black box,
And cover you up with dirt and rocks,
And all goes well, for about a week,
And then the coffin begins to leak!
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A great big worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes,
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what worms eat when you're dead.
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Fuck off I got work to do.
I used to love that song.
You're the bees knees but so am I.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2007 : 08:10:13
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Bit late but I was struggling to think of something. In the end I bought a white appron and some fake blood, rubbed it all over it with hand prints etc put a shirt and black tie on and rolled up the sleeves a bit of black eye makeup around the eyes, done. On a budget and I probably looked smarter than I normally do when I go out. Next year im gonna go as the clown from house of 1000 corpses. Also I saw a guy who had gone as cot death, his head in a basket above a dolls body with blood everywhere. A little distasteful but slightly amusing and different.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2007 : 14:58:00
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quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
a sign that he's not a hermit?
I like to complain
Of course not. There is no such thing as a gay crab (go on, you know you want to Google that).
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kfs
= Cult of Ray =
USA
889 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2007 : 12:12:39
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This is my mother and step-father. They're so cool. I didn't do anything on Halloween! (Well...I did bake cookies)
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2007 : 15:07:20
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Hehe, nice one Kelly!
"Goodyear?" "Nah, the worst!" |
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this is why i fucking hate halloween...
