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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2007 :  01:54:47  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote

So, twice in the past week I've had guys ( one from work, one the boyfriend of my friend michelle; both 26 ) tell me, basically out of nowhere, that they shave their balls. Not all their pubes, just their balls.

I don't think there's anything wrong with that, and I'm glad that people feel comfortable talking with me, but isn't that just odd?

And this isn't new- at least a dozen times over the past couple years guys have volunteered this same info to me.

It's almost always guys between, say, 20 to 26. I'm 31, and my age group seems, to me, much more conservative. I never even admitted to jerking off till I was 20, and even now it still seems like Top Secret information.

Younger guys will tell me about their jerk off habits, about when they're with their girlfriends and too drunk to get hard, and one guy told me about his ball-shaving schedule ( every other Thursday "gotta be smooth for the weekend" ).

The guy from work this week asked me "Are you a shaver?" I blushed and said no. The truth is: first- I'm not really that hairy down there; second- I'm too lazy, It's a chore just shaving my face every couple days ( I didn't tell him that occasionally, usually in the summertime, I'll do a quick trim ).

So I'm just wondering- am I the only one this kind of thing happens to? Last month I was working with a guy, 23 or 24, from a different department all day, he went on & on about his girlfriend and how great she was and how she's changed his life and at lunchtime we were outside smoking and he said he had some pictures of her on his digital camera and we went to his car to look at them- about 7 pictures of her at a family picnic, 2 of her sucking his dick, 1 of her just holding it. I tried to act like I wasn't uncomfortable " She's very pretty...was that picnic on Memorial Day?"

my friend posted MORE NEW paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong

IceCream
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USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2007 :  03:23:43  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I would shave my eyebrows before my testicles.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2007 :  09:14:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Shaving's a risk I wouldn't take. A trimmer does the job and is quicker. It's only odd if your partner thinks it's odd. My former partner convinced me and I haven't looked back. Sure it makes summertime fresher but the increase in sensation is what it's really all about. It's good to know these insecurities are shedding down the generations.

Wait a minute, this wasn't one of these hoax posts like supersumo's was it? If so I fell for it.

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2007 :  12:51:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Men have to learn to clean that shit up.
Ladies like a clean workspace too.

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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2007 :  18:18:20  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote

no, i don't do hoax posts, at least I don't think so, sometimes i'm just kidding though

my friend posted MORE NEW paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong
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Jason
* Dog in the Sand *

1446 Posts

Posted - 09/30/2007 :  20:25:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe the open-ness of internet communication--where people admit all sorts of things--is making people more open in real life about things that might have been embarrassing before.

Me, I don't know why one would shave their sac. I haven't looked at a lot of balls, but they're not that hairy. Also, it's never been suggested to me that I do.

Shaving pubic hair, that I get.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  01:14:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
if you like to get your balls licked and/or sucked (this is called tea-bagging) the women prefer you to be at least a little bit trim.

think about performing cunnilingus, the less hair the better, right? well, i think it goes both ways. and if you have a problem with your balls sticking to your legs, try this:



i don't wear my kilt without this stuff, it's great.


The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  05:55:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever



think about performing cunnilingus, the less hair the better, right?


The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.



Not if you're German. Right Kwella?


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  06:21:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Point 1: Jimmy, I thought you were in your early 20s.
Point 2: I thought this thread was more about people giving out TMI out of the blue. Which never happens to me. I've never had or heard of anybody randomly showing someone X-rated photos of their gf or bf. However the other afternoon out of nowhere a friend of 20+ years totally unrelated to our conversation asked how big my bf's package is. Which amused me because a) it was a total non sequitur b) it was none of her business. So I asked her why she wanted to know and she said "I like to know that kind of thing." Oookay. This, in turn, greatly amused my bf. Anyway, so, is our culture getting more voyeuristic? My friend certainly is.
Point 3: I can't watch old-school porn...all that hair. Ew.


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Edited by - kathryn on 10/01/2007 06:23:07
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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =

Greece
675 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  07:12:37  Show Profile  Visit misterwoe's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn


Point 3: I can't watch old-school porn...all that hair. Ew.


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I was weaned on old-school porn .. . he hehehe.

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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3111 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  08:05:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Does he shave, Kathryn?


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  08:11:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
damn that comma, damn it to hell.

I think, as KOK said, the problem with shaving your balls is you get a bit more chafing.


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kathryn
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Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  08:22:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance

I think, as KOK said, the problem with shaving your balls is you get a bit more chafing.




Take your girlie boy hygiene talk to the men's locker room thread, Llamasteve!

http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13161


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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  08:47:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
shit, I can't believe that thread is over two years old. In a general sense I think it's great that people can talk about this stuff (I think I draw the line at showing pictures though). Brits, and Scots especially are so uptight about sex or anything to do with the nether regions unless it's in some kind of Carry On.... pun.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  08:56:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance

In a general sense I think it's great that people can talk about this stuff


In a very general sense. I have no interest in discussing such matters. All talk, no action. No, seriously, no, I find it amusing and somewhat weird, like who cares if your bf/gf/spouse/whoever does or doesn't do xyz? Also, it's a turnoff to learn friends' highly personal sexual preferences. A friend has twice now boasted his fondness of and alleged mastery in cunnilingus and while I love the guy I don't need to picture him and his gf at it.


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  09:33:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't think its the balls perse that need to be cleaned up.
There's hairier surrounding areas...

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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  09:49:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
should always give your perineum a good shaving really.


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  09:52:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
As a general rule you should never shave anything you can't see.
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  12:30:03  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote

well some people say I look younger, but no, 31. Thats the age on my myspace, my real one ( Mark ). I guess the fake one ( Joe ) says I'm 27 or 28.

my friend posted MORE NEW paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  12:32:56  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
oh, and the other fake one says I'm 25 or something, but that's clearly fake.

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  15:56:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance

In a general sense I think it's great that people can talk about this stuff


In a very general sense. I have no interest in discussing such matters. All talk, no action. No, seriously, no, I find it amusing and somewhat weird, like who cares if your bf/gf/spouse/whoever does or doesn't do xyz? Also, it's a turnoff to learn friends' highly personal sexual preferences. A friend has twice now boasted his fondness of and alleged mastery in cunnilingus and while I love the guy I don't need to picture him and his gf at it.


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k, your friend wants to go down on you. he wouldn't talk about it otherwise.


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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Netherlands
6214 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  16:08:29  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I'm not that hairy, so I don't shave and I'm sure the whole world will see my point in 2016.

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  16:50:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wwwwwhat?

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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  18:31:34  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote

I think in some way all this bothers me because it makes me feel old- I'm not young anymore, and things that young people do seem alien to me.

Plus, I'm just not that manly, I don't know sports, I paint stupid pictures; I'm nothing like, say, Tom Brady. But then everytime I see a picture of Tom Brady he's wearing scarves and I'd bet $5 he's a shaver.

Everything is just turned upside down. Does this make any sense?


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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  23:38:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

As a general rule you should never shave anything you can't see.



your chin?

And I agree with shine's assessment of K's friend.


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Jefrey
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USA
918 Posts

Posted - 10/01/2007 :  23:59:12  Show Profile  Visit Jefrey's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream

I would shave my eyebrows before my testicles.



Well, duh. You don't want testicle grease on your eyebrow area. Although you could easily rinse the razor first...


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2007 :  00:29:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance

quote:
Originally posted by darwin

As a general rule you should never shave anything you can't see.



your chin?




You can see your chin in the mirror, but good luck seeing your perineum.
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2007 :  00:31:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
huh? I can see my perineum in a mirror. Just need a free mirror, angled properly.


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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2007 :  00:44:35  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
what about shaving your ass? anyone?

I heard lots of male teenagers shave their armpits nowadays. I just can't believe it... what's the matter with hairy armpits fot Christ's sake?



pas de bras pas de chocolat
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2007 :  05:17:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
threadal influence is making many girlfriends and wives around the world happy tonight, i'd imagine..

I like to complain
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2007 :  05:41:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

Wwwwwhat?

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Perhaps there will be some sort of related Olympic event starting that year.


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2007 :  06:29:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by cassandra is



I heard lots of male teenagers shave their armpits nowadays. I just can't believe it... what's the matter with hairy armpits fot Christ's sake?



pas de bras pas de chocolat




What if women stopped shaving their armpits?
Or everything else too?

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2007 :  06:47:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
apparently hairy armpits and hairy legs were not seen as that much of a problem for women, until, as with 'halitosis', a marketing assault informed us that it *was* a problem and that there was a solution. which costed money, obviously.

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2007 :  06:54:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't think costed is a word there stevo. ;)

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2007 :  06:57:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
shut your face hairy woman

I like to complain

Edited by - PixieSteve on 10/02/2007 06:57:22
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2007 :  08:27:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by cassandra is

I heard lots of male teenagers shave their armpits nowadays. I just can't believe it... what's the matter with hairy armpits fot Christ's sake?



Sitting on the bus the other day, I realized the (adult, not teen) guy standing at my nose level had shaved pits. It seemed weird but the view was better than a big ole tuft of pit hair. But I dunno if I'm ready for guys to be waxing/shaving everything.


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