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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
 Posted - 09/27/2007 : 15:56:37
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I've unearthed some top secret rumours about FB.Net. Feel free to add your own.
1. Floop has a twin sister named Floopina.
2. Blackolero is planning to buy out FB.Net for $25m (Canadian Tire money).
3. KOK has shares in Haliburton.
4. Kathryn is head of an international drug cartel.
5. Homers real name is Mike-but is surname is actually Pet Monkey.
6. When FB.Net is down, Frank feels an unearthly shudder go through him. Then when it comes back online, he;s inspired to write a new song!
7. Wrenn is secretly Canadian.
8. You're all figments of my imagination! Ahahahahaha!! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 16:38:07
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9. Carl is actually a search engine.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 17:23:31
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10. We all have lives.
all i can say, thank god for polio! brian |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 18:05:31
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
I've unearthed some top secret rumours about FB.Net. Feel free to add your own.
1. Floop has a twin sister named Floopina.
i do have a sister named Tina |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 21:35:15
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don't all italians have a sister named tina?
i guess you have a cousin named franco too?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 21:51:49
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
8. You're all figments of my imagination!
That's no conspiracy or rumor, Carl. You're in a coma, and we're all you've got.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 23:31:05
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
don't all italians have a sister named tina?
i guess you have a cousin named franco too?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
Nope, they're all named Peter or Paul. And they're all married to girls named Marie.
What, is this not the Scorsese thread?
Qu'ils aillent se faire foutre <-- yeah, what he said. |
Edited by - Jefrey on 09/27/2007 23:31:20 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 01:45:17
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
don't all italians have a sister named tina?
i guess you have a cousin named franco too?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
Vaffanculo! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 04:55:08
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You missed the biggest one of all Carl, that there is a 'secret forum'.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 06:06:04
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there are actually three secret forums
I like to complain |
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
871 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 07:37:39
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It's rumoured that some FB.Netters have a letter 'U' phobia. It's a colourful yet favourite rumour.
 The humble apple |
Edited by - bedrock_barney on 09/28/2007 07:38:20 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 09:30:03
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darwin and floop conspired to vote me out of the Canadain survivor thread!
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 11:18:02
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Carl has worn and inch off all of his fingers from aggressive linking and posting
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 11:27:56
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
2. Blackolero is planning to buy out FB.Net for $25m (Canadian Tire money).
My first laugh of the week. Thanks señor Carlos 
 an undisclosed number of visitors can't be wrong |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 11:39:32
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| KOK works for whiskeyMilitia.com, which is a subsidiary of Google Corp© / Youtube™, who are actually fronts for illegal chameleon trafficking |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 16:09:28
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| thermoplastics is pioneers parrot. |
Edited by - darwin on 09/28/2007 16:25:05 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 08:32:34
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9. Carl is actually a search engine.
And here I thought he was the Song Oracle!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Srisaket
= Cult of Ray =
Thailand
313 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 23:33:35
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 23:34:32
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Srisaket is Carrot Top.
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“As civilizations become more complex, and as the need for invisible government has been increasingly demonstrated, the technical means have been invented and developed by which public opinion may be regimented. With printing press and newspaper, the telephone, telegraph, radio and airplanes, ideas can be spread rapidly, even instantaneously, across the whole of America.” - Edward Bernays |
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Srisaket
= Cult of Ray =
Thailand
313 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 23:58:30
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Originally posted by Srisaket
The King of Karaoke is David Icke
Then again he might also be Private Fraser |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 05:05:15
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The King of Karaoke has actually never sung karaoke.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 07:06:03
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quote:
Originally posted by Jefrey
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
don't all italians have a sister named tina?
i guess you have a cousin named franco too?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
Nope, they're all named Peter or Paul. And they're all married to girls named Marie.
What, is this not the Scorsese thread?
Qu'ils aillent se faire foutre <-- yeah, what he said.
Peter, Paul and Marie?
 "How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2007 : 05:47:22
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And Husker Du.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2007 : 13:49:32
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11. Every few years, Dave Noisy invites some newbies on a paid vacation to the South American jungle, then sacrifies them atop a temple.
 "In six months, she'll look like Grandma Moses!" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 03:23:13
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And here I thought vegans weren't supposed to be responsible for the deaths of animals! Don't newbies count as animals?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 14:01:40
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12. Skatealex1 is actually Tipper Gore.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 14:49:17
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| 13. KOK is Ann Coulter. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 20:27:02
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14. Nobody knows I'm Elvis.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2007 : 13:41:07
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which one?
"How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2007 : 13:59:55
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15. Dave Noisy & Wizard of Oz are infact, one and the same
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 17:37:35
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Frank Black is actually Black Francis.
We're all obscure fans.- trobrianders
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 17:38:52
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Daisy for some reason that made me laugh. It shouldn't have but it did. God bless you.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 19:39:04
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good that was my intent :)
We're all obscure fans.- trobrianders
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2007 : 09:37:09
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Floop used to be a Mexican wrestler under the name "El Quesadilla Grande."
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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The FB.Net conspiracies.
