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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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 Posted - 09/24/2007 : 09:19:40
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I...that is to say...Oh, you know!
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 09:36:05
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Once upon a time there was an old lady that lived in a nursing home. She was becoming pretty senile in her later years and had recently made a habit of spending her days walking the halls of the nursing home wearing only a johnny and her slippers. When she would encounter other patients or staff in the hallway she would lift up her johnny and exclaim "SUUUUU-PER PUSSY!" Much to the dismay of the people she encountered. One day while shuffling along SUUUUU-PER PUSSY-ing this patient or that she finally makes her way into the room of this 90 year old man who's lying in bed watching tv. She shuffles over to his bed, raises her johnny and exclaims "SUUUUU-PER PUSSY!" The old man leans over, takes a good look and says....
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 09/24/2007 09:44:29 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 09:46:05
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I think you need to clarify what you mean by a johnny.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 10:55:11
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Nice job killing the thread, KOK.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 10:56:52
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a johnny is slang for condom round my way
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 11:32:38
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Indeed. Short for rubber johnny (Cue chorus of "Ahhhhhs!").
Anyone for knob Marmite? |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 13:43:11
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 13:43:43
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 14:01:11
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So I was putting my.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 16:31:59
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Johnny..................
Do you miss all the old ladies?
Do you miss all the crazies?
Oh, and Johnny
Do you miss me?
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 16:32:56
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"Not Enough Information Thread" sounds better.
Also, what's up with this punctuation in thread titles thing, Carl?
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 17:08:24
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information
I like to complain |
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =
Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 00:55:15
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move along, nothing to see here |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 03:28:14
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| When I was in 10th grade, there was a thing that did stuff. I went to a place, and it was all right. Or something. jason hernandez |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 07:40:28
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I agree with.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Too Little Information Thread.
