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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
 Posted - 05/06/2007 : 03:35:01
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It’s easy! Take a song, and change the lyrics to something else. Most likely something funny (or “funny” for those people who mightn‘t find it funny)
Example:
Abba - Dancing Queen
#“Dancing queen,
Flick your bean,
On a submarine,
Oh yeah!”#
Shucks, It’s like you’re Weird Al !
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2007 : 00:14:51
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Fugazi - Repeater
#"Velveeta!
One two three-ee-ee, Velveeta!"#
I feel Weird Al should make a video of this.
== jeffamerica == |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2007 : 08:29:35
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Creamcake-Frank Black
I got me so down
I got me cream cake
(Cream-cake!)
I thought about my scone
And it really looks too brown
(Looks too brown!) |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2007 : 12:09:45
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hahahahah
Do you think Bluefinger was intended to be a Pixies album? |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/11/2007 : 12:26:40
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#Nuns on the water…#
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2007 : 10:31:40
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# I’d give you solid stools,
Just for your sphincter,
You get the medal,
for getting so brown.
I guess you didn‘t see my eye…#
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2007 : 11:03:29
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quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
#Nuns on the water…#
Slow talking walter,
fire engine guy...hahaha that joke cracks me up.
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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea. |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2007 : 13:46:25
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Dedicated to that wannabe thread
The Smiths
#Some threads are better than others,
Some threads are better than others...#
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2007 : 18:58:47
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some thread's mothers are better than other thread's mothers?
"I have sex with only men." - Coastline |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2007 : 02:29:24
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#Stop me if you think that you've read this thread before#
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2007 : 05:44:59
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#This thread is murder#
 There's a perfect explanation for the shit that I've been in. As soon as I find out, I'll let you know. |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2007 : 05:58:28
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#There's a coastline,
He's a douchebag#
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2007 : 09:45:12
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guys, that joke isn't funny anymore.
My head was feeling scared but my heart was feeling free. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2007 : 10:37:58
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This Alarming Man - The Shits.
A punctured ego
I'm such a little get
Can nature make a nature boy of me yet?
He drives an alarming car
This alarming man
Why, a hamper of confectionaries!
The caramel drips so smooth
On the passenger seat
I would go out tonight
but I'm far too handsome for your club
You're monstrous! You're gruesome!
Do something with your hair!
I jumped on a pantry boy
And stomped on his face
He said "Kiss my ring"
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But theres' a bingo night on in Salford
They're doing a Carry-On season on the projector
Ooh, lovely!
A jumping-jack pantry toy
What a fantastic place!
He said "Give us a ring"
I don't fancy yours much!
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2007 : 10:45:07
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carl, carl, carl...
My head was feeling scared but my heart was feeling free. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 08/08/2007 : 16:23:54
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hold my cock
i'll spunk on you
finally coming now
on to someone's ear
and down her throat
velouria
her tits are great
bouncing up and down
she can really move
oh smell her bean!
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 08/09/2007 : 09:59:16
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Running Up That Bill - Kate Mush.
You doesn't ring me
Do you want to know how much it costs?
Do you want to know, know how expensive it is?
Do you want to know about the peak-rate deals they're doing?
You, it's time you ring, not me
And if only I could
I'd make a deal with Telecom
And get them to swap our call costs
Be running up that phone
Be running up that bill
Be running up to the only phone in the building
It's a serious problem!
You don't want to cost me
But see how deep the landline lies
Unaware I'm tearing the bills assunder
Ooh, there's a blunder in our phone bills
Is there so much hate
For the bill payer?
Tell me, we both pay it, don't we?
You, you should pay it
It's you, not me, that should be making the trunk calls!
You,
It's you, not me
It's you, not me who should be unhappy (paying bills)
"C'mon, operator, c'mon caller,
Let me steal an extra couple of minutes talk-time.
C'mon dialer, c'mon, c'mon, phoner,
Let's telephone exchange the experience, oh...."
And if only I could,
I'd make a deal with the call recipient
And I'd get him to swap collect calls,
No problem!
If only you could
Be running that bill,
And say "no problem!" |
Edited by - Carl on 08/09/2007 09:59:57 |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 08/12/2007 : 12:19:50
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#A KOK in a 9/11 thread,
posting links for youtube vids.
He doesn't want to be a slave,
He posts on and on and on and on.
Don't stop believing#
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toeknee
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
281 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2007 : 18:31:06
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This guy he clicks on me
I can feel him waiting for me to load
His porn is the light of his world
Well he found his 'little friend.'
I've been buffering
Yeah, I've been buffering
Guess I'll be buffering all through the night.
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Edited by - toeknee on 08/15/2007 18:31:44 |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2007 : 11:32:46
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You smoke some weed as water builds up between your eyes
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is reefer, reefer night
And no one's gonna save you from the munchies 'bout to strike
You know it's reefer, reefer night
You're inhaling for life inside a kiefer, reefer tonight
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2007 : 17:03:06
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I Bleed
Oh fucking hell
I've caught my bell
I zipped my fly
It's in the teeth
And all the while
I never peed
I bleed
I bleed
I bleed
Nurse, my dear
Please help me here
Please do it slow
It's cut quite deep
As stitches are sewn
It's hard to pee
I bleed
I bleed
I bleed
There's a pain
In my wounded cock
So I caved
And I bought a box
And it's great
I protects me
No more pain 
But I still can't pee
I blee-ee-eed
I blee-ee-eed
I blee-ee-eed...
"The arc of triumph" |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 10:35:13
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Instant classic
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2007 : 13:23:08
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i'm watching my crops
i'm waiting my vegetation
oh the cabbage pa-a-a-atch!
that's all i got.
 "How do you like that, Sir Harold?"
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2007 : 16:29:33
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The Sad Drunk (Yep, I'm bored, and this song doesn't make a lot of sense)
I smell coke
That comes from a nun
It's addiction!
It wasn't long ago
Could have happened to any nun
So she shaved off her mullet
And drunk alcoholic fluids
That's addiction!
One thousand lines an hour
That would kill anyone
She sells drugs to Christian Slater
So now all the convent hates her
It's addiction!
....
And emerging from a tree
Where she now lives, next door to me
I walk beside this drugged up nun
I read something
About a son of a nun
Named Astrolabe...
"The arc of triumph" |
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