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that means soda
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Canada
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 Posted - 04/15/2007 : 14:48:31
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I work in a porno shop
and on this grayish sunday afternoon
i've only had two sorry clients
also, just discovered there was an internet conection around
(had brought my laptop to play chess against the old comp)
it's too bad, out of the thousand movies we have, not even
one title has a pixies pun/reference in it.
i guess i'm gonna employ the rest of this lazy hour thinking
of XXX pixies movie titles
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2007 : 14:54:44
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Anything with a caribou in it?
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that means soda
- FB Fan -
Canada
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Posted - 04/15/2007 : 14:57:48
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yeah we have caribou family vacation #2 and 3 but it's only animal/animal sex :/
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2007 : 15:00:47
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What's your cheapest rubber vage?
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 04/15/2007 : 15:01:44
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Gigantic?
"After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands." - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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that means soda
- FB Fan -
Canada
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Posted - 04/15/2007 : 15:04:29
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I guess the easiest one would be here cums your man, though
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2007 : 15:12:40
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Baise Le Monde
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2007 : 15:19:17
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Tattooed Tits, Vol. 13?
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 04/15/2007 : 15:51:44
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You must have the only job where "NSFW" doesn't make a difference
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that means soda
- FB Fan -
Canada
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Posted - 04/15/2007 : 16:14:15
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Originally posted by s_wrenn
You must have the only job where "NSFW" doesn't make a difference
well, actually, pretty much everything I do at work is NSFW... I'm not really supposed to bring my lap top in here, nor my guitar....
ah, also, not supposed to close the place so I can go watch a hockey game in the bar on the other side of the street...
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 04/15/2007 : 16:33:54
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Ok, but say, for example, that you were watching a movie called, I don't know, "Bone Machine" on your laptop at work. The big offense here, would be the laptop, not what you're watching on it. I think that's what s_wrenn meant.
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that means soda
- FB Fan -
Canada
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Posted - 04/15/2007 : 16:52:55
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Originally posted by coastline
Ok, but say, for example, that you were watching a movie called, I don't know, "Bone Machine" on your laptop at work. The big offense here, would be the laptop, not what you're watching on it. I think that's what s_wrenn meant.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
yeah, I know what he meant. I'm just making conversation..
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2007 : 17:12:41
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So, what's big this week? Are people still interested in John Holmes?
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that means soda
- FB Fan -
Canada
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Posted - 04/15/2007 : 21:47:03
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quote:
Originally posted by coastline
So, what's big this week? Are people still interested in John Holmes?
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
oh actually, your caribou request wasn't far off, I got asked twice today for human/animal sex. they wanted to see my back store (where we keep illegal stuff)... took 5 min to convince him there was no such thing. as fo john holmes, my ignorance of that person anwers your question.
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2007 : 04:58:06
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My god, I'm getting old. He's the most famous porn star ever. He died of AIDS 15 or 20 years ago. Are you pulling my leg that you've never heard of him? Here, read up on him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_%28actor%29
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/16/2007 : 04:58:19
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Some of these are pretty obvious, but I couldn't resist.
De-face Her, Sad Spunk & Into The White (for the bukkake section)
Wave of Titilation (For the 'soft' section)
Into The Shite & I've Been Waiting For Poo (for the German section)
Break My Body & I Bleed (for the masochist section)
Dead (for the illegal section)
Ass Crackity Jones (for the anal section)
Speared at my School (for the schoolgirl section)
Blown Away & Give Head On (for the blowjob section)
Winterschlong (seasonal)
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
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Posted - 04/16/2007 : 06:24:58
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Some of these are pretty obvious, but I couldn't resist.
De-face Her, Sad Spunk & Into The White (for the bukkake section)
Wave of Titilation (For the 'soft' section)
Into The Shite & I've Been Waiting For Poo (for the German section)
Break My Body & I Bleed (for the masochist section)
Dead (for the illegal section)
Ass Crackity Jones (for the anal section)
Speared at my School (for the schoolgirl section)
Blown Away & Give Head On (for the blowjob section)
Winterschlong (seasonal)
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
I'm afraid that this only took you 5 minutes to come up with
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 04/16/2007 : 06:50:01
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quote:
Originally posted by coastline
My god, I'm getting old. He's the most famous porn star ever. He died of AIDS 15 or 20 years ago. Are you pulling my leg that you've never heard of him? Here, read up on him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_%28actor%29
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
It is strange to work in a porn shop and not know who John Holmes is.
Have you never seen boogie nights?
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 04/16/2007 : 08:43:26
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that means soda
- FB Fan -
Canada
73 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2007 : 18:45:14
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
My god, I'm getting old. He's the most famous porn star ever. He died of AIDS 15 or 20 years ago. Are you pulling my leg that you've never heard of him? Here, read up on him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_%28actor%29
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
It is strange to work in a porn shop and not know who John Holmes is.
Have you never seen boogie nights?
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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea.
well, actually, I think one of the reasons they hired me was because I did not know much about porn... that way they thought they could make sure I wouldnt steal movies and all, because Im not a huge porno fan... you know, rather the regular porno consumer guy!
as for john holmes, well, I don't know, maybe it's the fact im from Quebec? maybe its my age? The male pornstar thing is quite over nowadays, the only one im asked about is rocco... and that happened twice.
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/17/2007 : 04:48:34
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quote:
Originally posted by that means soda
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
My god, I'm getting old. He's the most famous porn star ever. He died of AIDS 15 or 20 years ago. Are you pulling my leg that you've never heard of him? Here, read up on him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Holmes_%28actor%29
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
It is strange to work in a porn shop and not know who John Holmes is.
Have you never seen boogie nights?
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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea.
well, actually, I think one of the reasons they hired me was because I did not know much about porn... that way they thought they could make sure I wouldnt steal movies and all, because Im not a huge porno fan... you know, rather the regular porno consumer guy!
Montreal, October 1st 2002
But you may steal it to find out more.
Bill, I had a feeling someone would time that.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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prozacrat
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1186 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 02:10:49
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Some of these are pretty obvious, but I couldn't resist.
De-face Her, Sad Spunk & Into The White (for the bukkake section)
Wave of Titilation (For the 'soft' section)
Into The Shite & I've Been Waiting For Poo (for the German section)
Break My Body & I Bleed (for the masochist section)
Dead (for the illegal section)
Ass Crackity Jones (for the anal section)
Speared at my School (for the schoolgirl section)
Blown Away & Give Head On (for the blowjob section)
Winterschlong (seasonal)
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
You seem to have forgotten "Take My Body, Hold My Bone." That one's a classic.
"Wait. Hold on. This is where the Pixies draw the line. We don't do the beach ball thing." - Frank |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 03:26:54
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Some of these are pretty obvious, but I couldn't resist.
De-face Her, Sad Spunk & Into The White (for the bukkake section)
Wave of Titilation (For the 'soft' section)
Into The Shite & I've Been Waiting For Poo (for the German section)
Break My Body & I Bleed (for the masochist section)
Dead (for the illegal section)
Ass Crackity Jones (for the anal section)
Speared at my School (for the schoolgirl section)
Blown Away & Give Head On (for the blowjob section)
Winterschlong (seasonal)
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
A couple more
Levitate Me (for the fluffer section)
Come On Pilgrim (for the religious section)
Soaken Face (for the bukkake section)
Something Inside You & Tony's Ream (for the autopilot straight sex section)
Dick Is Red (for the masochist section)
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 04:17:33
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Cock Music - a soundtrack to porn
"I'm such a a news nerd." - Carl |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 04:21:36
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“Not safe for work“? More like: “Not safe for wank”
(Are you aloud wank at work?)
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 04:25:36
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he properly tries to keep it quiet..
"I'm such a a news nerd." - Carl |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 04:36:54
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Wave of masturbation
Oh My Golly!
There goes my cum
La La Love You Sideways
Palace Of The Rim
The Navajo Know Good Head
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 04/21/2007 : 02:43:59
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The producers of this movie also wish to note that views expressed in the title concering the suitability of a cactus as a love aid are not necessarily their own.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 04/21/2007 : 04:04:25
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that means soda, just out of curiosity, where do you work in mtl?
I got some heaven in my head
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 04/21/2007 : 15:40:48
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| Do you ever jerk yourself a soda? |
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mercy929
- FB Fan -
USA
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Posted - 04/21/2007 : 15:51:12
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Hello well here is my suggestion if your bored in the porno shop and you have access to a computer instead of looking at naked girls you will probably never meet why dont you go to www.ebonydateonline.com to look at girls you probably cant meet and talk on the phone and maybe do webcam chat while at work he he he sneaky sneaky
www.ebonydateonline.com find true ebony love here |
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that means soda
- FB Fan -
Canada
73 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 20:38:00
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
that means soda, just out of curiosity, where do you work in mtl?
I got some heaven in my head
well I work in the suburbs, in terrebonne. if you're not familiar with it, its a good 20 min. away from montreal... and that's the main reason im quiting this job next week.
Montreal, October 1st 2002 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 04/22/2007 : 08:31:38
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quote:
Originally posted by that means soda
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
that means soda, just out of curiosity, where do you work in mtl?
I got some heaven in my head
well I work in the suburbs, in terrebonne. if you're not familiar with it, its a good 20 min. away from montreal... and that's the main reason im quiting this job next week.
Montreal, October 1st 2002
I wondered because I read your post right after I wandered thru a bunch of stores on my way home from the first terrace pub crawl of the season.
Sorry to derail your thread with talk of finally sunny weather...But this is Frank-related because one of the bars we hit was Le Sainte-Elisabeth, which always reminds me of Pan American Highway and where Frank was born etc etc.
Good luck getting out of the burbs.
I got some heaven in my head
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 04/22/2007 : 12:49:00
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| Uh oh, looks like someboday spammed this thread. Prolly saw the XXX and thought 'bingo!' |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 07:02:16
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
one of the bars we hit was Le Sainte-Elisabeth, which always reminds me of Pan American Highway and where Frank was born etc etc.
Le Sainte-Elisabeth reminds you of Long Beach?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 16:44:40
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floop, must I once again repost Frank saying he was born in Boston?
I got some heaven in my head
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