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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
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Posted - 03/30/2007 :  14:42:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
(Not really, but I loved his idea in another thread about getting people's attention with a snappy subject line. Even if it's prosecutable libel.)

So, I have a dilemma:

1. I have $50 spending cash this weekend.

2. I have a short in the wires of my good headphones. I have some cheapo backup headphones, but "Bluefinger" doesn't sound very good on anything but quality cans. So I have a real need here. Cost: roughly $50.

1. Morrissey tickets go on sale tomorrow for his Denver show at a pretty small theater. As old as the Mozzer is getting, I keep wondering if this will be his last trip here (or if it'll be his last quality show here before he starts coming as a grey-haired freak). Price of a ticket: $45 plus processing fees.

So where do I choose to spend my $50? My brain says get the durable item, the headphones. My heart says I should try one more time to go to a Morrissey show, get up on stage, and hug him. The pop-music writer here at the paper tells me to go for the Morrissey ticket, since it's a sweet little venue and, for crissakes, it's the Mozzer. But I don't know. Any thoughts?



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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
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Posted - 03/30/2007 :  14:46:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
if someone asked me to think of the two most boring things i could possibly spend $50 on, a pair of headphones and going to a morrisey gig would probably be my response.

you could give me the $50 and i'd help you count to 3.


"After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Edited by - PixieSteve on 03/30/2007 14:49:43
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2977 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2007 :  14:59:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And to think I make my living as an editor.


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fbc
-= Modulator =-

United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2007 :  15:17:22  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Mozzer, you say?

Go for the headphones.
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1884 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2007 :  16:12:22  Show Profile  Visit ObfuscateByWill's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Blasphemy.

Buy the tickets. The headphones can wait until payday.

*Take a bite of the chocolate coffin.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2007 :  16:20:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
...with a good looking monkey/ape, it doesn't really count as bestiality. Fact.


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Crispy Water
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
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Posted - 03/30/2007 :  17:18:00  Show Profile  Visit Crispy Water's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The answers to this query will be tainted by each respondent's opinion of Morrissey, who seems to be quite a polarizing figure.

For the record, I know nothing about him aside from the few Smiths albums I've heard and loathed. That and it appears to this outsider that he is following a career arc very similar to that of David Byrne, but that's another discussion.

However, if you're really a huge Morrissey fan I think it would be foolish to spend the money on headphones so you can hear what might just be a rough mix of an album that won't be out for half a year. As Obfuscate implied, the tickets are much more likely to sell out than the headphones.

Nothing is ever something.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2007 :  17:48:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here's a solution buy the ticket... steal the headphones. Problem solved!

bluefinger
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2007 :  17:49:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Or, you can have a beastiality side show get paid-- and do both. Either way it's a win/win except for the animal.

bluefinger
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2001 Posts

Posted - 03/30/2007 :  17:54:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Buy 50 lottery scratchers.

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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
-bRIAN
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
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Posted - 03/31/2007 :  12:40:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I got the headphones. I'll just beg the paper to send me to the show and write up a review.

Daisy Girl, you're a sick, sick woman.


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
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Posted - 03/31/2007 :  12:56:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I definitely would've bought the Moz tix.
But I've never seen him before so...

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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2007 :  13:19:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl

Here's a solution buy the ticket... steal the headphones. Problem solved!


Daisy, is there something you're not telling us here?!

Coastline, you should have snook into the show dressed as a roadie.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
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Posted - 03/31/2007 :  13:24:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Great plan, Carl. The show's in May. Do roadies wear headphones?


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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =

USA
408 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2007 :  14:42:41  Show Profile  Visit Johnny Yen's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by coastline

I got the headphones.



Bad choice, loser. Concerts over electronics, always.
Couldn't you of repaired the wires?
How are the new headphones?
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2007 :  14:59:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl

Here's a solution buy the ticket... steal the headphones. Problem solved!


Daisy, is there something you're not telling us here?!

Coastline, you should have snook into the show dressed as a roadie.



actually the only thing I have ever stolen is some candy when I was 3. I guess I have stolen pint glasses from the bar, when I was much younger.

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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/31/2007 :  15:13:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The headphones were a wise choice. $50 not to see Morissey is well worth it.


"The arc of triumph"
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2977 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2007 :  15:36:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The new cans are great. I'm really impressed by the sound, though they look a little stupid. Here they are:



But it's killing me that I didn't get the Moz ticket.




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benji
> Teenager of the Year <

New Zealand
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Posted - 03/31/2007 :  15:50:37  Show Profile  Visit benji's Homepage  Reply with Quote
i've had the model above those headphones for about a year...
212Pro mine're called.
they're just the bee's knees.
brilliant sound...

best headphones i've ever owned...
i think you made the right choise....



all i can say, thank god for polio! brian
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1884 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2007 :  16:13:01  Show Profile  Visit ObfuscateByWill's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by coastline

But it's killing me that I didn't get the Moz ticket.



As it should be.

I'll be seeing him this summer when he comes 'round.

You've missed it. Now when you see him it will be like seeing lame ol' Ian Anderson limping about.

*Take a bite of the chocolate coffin.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
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Posted - 03/31/2007 :  16:18:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've seen him two or three times before, OBW, and I remember being disappointed the last time. The first time, when he was touring in support of "Your Arsenal," was one of the great concert experiences of my life. I was in full worship mode at the time -- I was 20 years old -- and was out of my mind with excitement that I'd been in the same room as he was. But since then, he's just gotten older and less interesting. He was one of the great icons in my life, which is why I perked up when I saw he was coming to town, but I can't help but think he's long past his prime. Which is why I bought the headphones. Now if it was FB vs. headphones ...


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bumblebeeboy2
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/01/2007 :  01:32:29  Show Profile  Click to see bumblebeeboy2's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by fbc

Mozzer, you say?

Go for the headphones.



Seconded. You'd have to pay me $50 to see Mozza, and even then I'd be pretty upset.


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17122 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2007 :  05:24:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I didn't see Daisy's suggestions coming. It's good to see this place can still surprise me.

Good choice in the end coastline. I need some new headphones too, but I won't be sacrificing anything for them.




I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/04/2007 :  05:59:25  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Buy some new stereo cable and a jack and re-wire those puppies.

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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2007 :  18:49:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

I didn't see Daisy's suggestions coming. It's good to see this place can still surprise me.

Good choice in the end coastline. I need some new headphones too, but I won't be sacrificing anything for them.




I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place




did it almost make you spit on your screen when you were brushing your teeth?

bluefinger
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17122 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2007 :  05:28:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No, I was actually pulling my leg at the time.

I hadn't quite spat at that point.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place

Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 04/05/2007 05:29:04
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2007 :  20:23:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I guess that's better than me pulling my leg? LOL.

bluefinger

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 04/05/2007 20:24:14
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2977 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2007 :  21:03:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is that what you meant in the thread about floop's gut when you said "core exercises," Daisy?


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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2540 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2007 :  21:07:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
what the heck has drawn me to this bestiality thread?
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2540 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2007 :  21:08:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ah yes,

the sex with beasts!
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