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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 06:24:06
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is in a crappy condition partly because chicks dig jerks and seem to like spawning with them. sometimes as an experiment I treat my girlfriend like shit and watch her pretend to be scandalised then snuggle closer to me. all you creatures with wombs out there, a little quality control please. that is all.
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 07:12:17
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I've been a drunken bum the last two nights and I'm getting nothing but hate from the wife. But then, we've already spawned.
Scratching the surface without a purpose won't accomplish anything new
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 08:00:59
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Not all chicks Owen. Just those with low self esteem. Which is actually the majority of chicks. Because they've all been brainwashed by the media.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 08:49:55
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Getting broody Owen? |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 09:28:09
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i thought it was in a crappy condition because of coca cola, aspartame and evil world leaders??
FAST_MAN  RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 09:48:26
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I think it's more of a serpent/apple issue, though I can't be sure.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 11:22:15
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Nice guys finish last. If i bought a Honda Civic and a Nike tracksuit the ladies would love me.
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 11:24:12
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if you stole them from their brother they'd love you more.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 11:26:49
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quote: Originally posted by s_wrenn
Nice guys finish last. If i bought a Honda Civic and a Nike tracksuit the ladies would love me.
only chav ladies, who would want them to love you?
i read this self help book called "NO MORE MR. NICE GUY" and aside from talking a lot of bollocks, it makes the point that not being a "nice guy" doesn't mean you're a jerk. just don't be a yes man, stand up for yourself, etc... (this might not be at all relevant to anyone)
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 11:38:54
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quote: only chav ladies, who would want them to love you?
I was just stereotyping Hey, i'm sure chav ladies have a lot of brains betweens those two massive hoop earrings, they must see the gentle child within their greasy “beau”
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 12:16:40
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quote: starmekitten Posted - 11/18/2006 : 08:49:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Getting broody Owen?
if this is what passes for it I hope not.
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